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BennyLaRue
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06-09-2009, 06:36 PM
Post subject: A Casting Tragedy - I Pity the Fool
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No, this isn't about a fishing trip gone awry. It's about this:
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/09060...us_film_neeson
LIAM NEESON?!?!? HANNIBAL?!??! YOU TAKE YOUR GODDAMN MOVIE AND YOU SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE, MR. PRODUCER SIR!!!
Harrison Ford, ftw. I can also see Stephen Colbert working as Murdock but only if you take the script up to maximum cheese. But I'm sure there are 100s of choices better than Liam Freaking Neeson.
Also, still on the topic of cheesy 80's TV remakes, I am boycotting the Magnum PI movie for similar casting errors. That is all.
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Warpe
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I'm more curious about who gets tapped to play Mr. T's part.
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BennyLaRue
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I take back Harrison Ford.
KURT RUSSELL, FTW.
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Warpe
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NOW you're talkin'!
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by Warpe
I'm more curious about who gets tapped to play Mr. T's part.
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Bring back T. I doubt he's busy.
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Warpe
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Gary Coleman isn't busy either...Mr. T and Mini T...it could work.
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wufwugy
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somebody hasnt seen schindlers list
and that somebody needs to punch himself in the vagina
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
somebody hasnt seen schindlers list
and that somebody needs to punch himself in the vagina
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I've seen Schindler's List and his talent is not in question. I resent a great fake American hero in a comedic action role being played by A
DRAMATIC IRISH DUDE.
As a Canadian, I'm seriously offended.
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wufwugy
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wat i dont understand is why this thread isnt flooded with OMG JASON STATHAM OMG comments since its clear u guise r obsessed with his balls
phillip seymour hoffman would own it up. but he could play anything
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ATOTHEC101
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P.S.H. is a preety sick actor.
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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wufwugy
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well he is the second best actor in the world
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
wat i dont understand is why this thread isnt flooded with OMG JASON STATHAM OMG comments since its clear u guise r obsessed with his balls
phillip seymour hoffman would own it up. but he could play anything
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The Stath is a maroon. Don't lump me in with guise, you big lumper.
You're right about PSH tho. He's shown he can do comedy...has better range than just about anyone.
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
wat i dont understand is why this thread isnt flooded with OMG JASON STATHAM OMG comments since its clear u guise r obsessed with his balls
phillip seymour hoffman would own it up. but he could play anything
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The Stath is a maroon. Don't lump me in with guise, you big lumper.
You're right about PSH tho. He's shown he can do comedy...has better range than just about anyone. |
ur pretty cool arent u. i mean u obv have some kinda weird man crush on the A team and hannibal and selleck (and prolly higgins) but i guess thats okay since everybodys got a man crush
but it speaks lots when u can acknowledge the obvious fact that statham is a pile of sewage. he was cool in snatch, but then he started doing tough guy roles, hes decent in them, but since evarbodys like omgomgomg slurp slurp statham jizz he has lost any semblance of goodness he previously may have had
srsly everybody here thought i was super coo until i poasted this one thread about how statham sucks horse cock. it was bad. several members even started crying because they couldnt open the vagisil bottle
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MATT DAMON
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MATT DAMON
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I loled.
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Gary Coleman isn't busy either...Mr. T and Mini T...it could work.
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This needs more love IMO. GJ old man!
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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rllngn
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I would put this movie in the catagory of rent on dvd, and although i know its not going to be any good, i still have to watch it to make sure, who dont remember watching that show it was great, i love it when i play comes together
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by rllngn
I would put this movie in the catagory of rent on dvd, and although i know its not going to be any good, i still have to watch it to make sure, who dont remember watching that show it was great, i love it when i play comes together
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That's Level I thinking when it comes to The A-Team. Get back to me when the glory of Level III reveals itself to you.
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wesrman
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OMGOMGOMG Jason Statham is the man and you sir are retarded for not realizing it. =P
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wufwugy
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dude i was liek goin to my docter and he was liek ur not getting enuff statham and i was liek wat n he was liek u need moar statham or else u will die
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