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Old 03-01-2010, 11:53 AM     Post subject: Canada...eff you #1 (permalink)  
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Let's start a good ol Canada hating thread, no maplers allowed in this thread


I'll start....

Canadian bacon...wtf?

Celine Dion...wtf?

Muxy...wtf?
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:10 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:27 PM #3 (permalink)  
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bacon? are you seriously dissing backon? THAT is wtf.

Celine Dion did an appearance last night?

Who the shit is muxy?


Grade A Canadian Hockey gold medal... again...? Guess that's just std.
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:47 PM #4 (permalink)  
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bacon? are you seriously dissing backon? THAT is wtf.

Celine Dion did an appearance last night?

Who the shit is muxy?

^this guy......wtf
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Old 03-01-2010, 01:37 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 03-01-2010, 02:11 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Bunch of syrup sucking iceholes imo.
 
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Old 03-01-2010, 05:24 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 03-01-2010, 05:40 PM #9 (permalink)  
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im surprised all these canadians arrived here so quickly given that they only have one road
 
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im surprised all these canadians arrived here so quickly given that they only have one road
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Old 03-01-2010, 06:18 PM #11 (permalink)  
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The King's Highway 401 (also known as the Macdonald-Cartier Freeway) is a highway that extends across Southern Ontario, Canada. It is the longest 400-Series Highway in Ontario, and one of the widest and busiest highways in the world.[3][4] In fact, the segment of Highway 401 passing through Toronto has the distinction of being North America's busiest freeway.
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This is only one of the many 400 series highways in southern Ontario. I drove on these portions a few hours ago.




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it's a boat time someone started this thread aye


 
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Those highways are super cute, aww widdle canadian woads
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Old 03-01-2010, 06:52 PM #14 (permalink)  
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those highways are super cute, aww widdle canadian woads
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:14 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Robin Scherbatsky is great looking and all, but shes canadian.
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:35 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Canada had a closing ceremonies.
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:39 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:40 PM #19 (permalink)  
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yeah, closing ceremonies were created by acid hitting hippies imo.
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:23 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Canada Hockey Place...wtf?

that sounds like something named by like a chinese restaurant owner who speaks english as like his third language, like double happiness buffet or some shit.
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:02 AM #21 (permalink)  
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bacon? are you seriously dissing backon? THAT is wtf.
no one is dissing bacon, we are dissing the ham that you guys try to pass off as bacon.
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:25 AM #22 (permalink)  
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I'm Canadian and agree that Canadian Bacon is closer to ham than it is to bacon.


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Old 03-02-2010, 12:24 PM #23 (permalink)  
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no one is dissing bacon, we are dissing the ham that you guys try to pass off as bacon.
Hence my facepalm response
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