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ArcadianRock
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04-03-2009, 04:12 AM
Post subject: It came from Ultimate Bet...
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Flush
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Just an interesting conversation on UB last night.
ARKADIANROCK wins ($2.06) with (One pair, queens).
CAMCARON: noo
CAMCARON: lol
CAMCARON: damn...
P0K3RPLAY: i should be a fisherman
CAMCARON: i tried to warn you
CAMCARON: lol
CAMCARON: lmao
CAMCARON: u gotta chill with da fishin
P0K3RPLAY: i felt it
CAMCARON: try some hunting
P0K3RPLAY: had to see it
CAMCARON: hunting is better then fishing
CAMCARON: lol
HOPPERJAM: arkadianrock want all my play chips seriously
HOPPERJAM: yes no
CAMCARON: be the hunter, not the fisher..
CAMCARON: be the better, not the caller
P0K3RPLAY: im going to bed any way, i'll reload in the morning
CAMCARON: lol
P0K3RPLAY: no cards at all today
ARKADIANROCK wins (7c chips).
ARKADIANROCK wins (55c chips).
P0K3RPLAY: i have 1
CAMCARON: wtf is a fame point? lmao
CAMCARON: im so confused
CAMCARON: lmao
<< Result for Hand 1349193694 >>
CAMCARON wins (36c chips).
P0K3RPLAY: cant even bluff a hand...lol
CAMCARON: hard to bluff someone when they got a hand lol
P0K3RPLAY: dont i know it
<< Result for Hand 1349194705 >>
CAMCARON wins (40c chips).
CAMCARON: well at least people appear to some what respect me on the
CAMCARON: table
<< Result for Hand 1349196539 >>
SURF ROCKER wins (13c) with (One pair, aces).
CAMCARON: and arent calling me with stupid ass hands
CAMCARON: that is always good
CAMCARON: lol
CAMCARON: ouch man
CAMCARON: well good luck man
P0K3RPLAY: tired now
CAMCARON: wow
P0K3RPLAY: lol
CAMCARON: are you kidding me
CAMCARON: lmao
<< Result for Hand 1349197655 >>
P0K3RPLAY wins ($1.31) with (Three of a kind, eights).
P0K3RPLAY: dude i had it coming
CAMCARON: tahts ***** internet poker
CAMCARON: you had k8!!! what do you mean you had it coming
CAMCARON: lmao
P0K3RPLAY: get some of money back
CAMCARON: lmao
<< Result for Hand 1349198704 >>
CAMCARON wins (8c chips).
CAMCARON: that was a joke...im sorry
CAMCARON: but that was horrible
CAMCARON: but you need it
P0K3RPLAY: i know
CAMCARON: your almost broke man
CAMCARON: lol
<< Result for Hand 1349199730 >>
JNOVAK wins (8c chips).
P0K3RPLAY: cant get a break
P0K3RPLAY: dam hearts
CAMCARON: ARRRR theres my 2 7
CAMCARON: gar...
CAMCARON: lol
P0K3RPLAY: i folded 7-2
<< Result for Hand 1349200626 >>
ARKADIANROCK wins (28c chips).
CAMCARON: are you serious?
CAMCARON: wow...
CAMCARON: two people with 2 7 lmao
CAMCARON: whacked ass site man
CAMCARON: site is rigged
P0K3RPLAY: think so
CAMCARON: i know so
CAMCARON: you tube the scandal they had a little while back
CAMCARON: if you dont know about it
CAMCARON: about the guys that could see peoples whole cards
P0K3RPLAY: didnt see it
CAMCARON: check it out
ARKADIANROCK: then just give me your money then cam because the site is rigged
CAMCARON: on you tube
<< Result for Hand 1349201844 >>
P0K3RPLAY wins (7c chips).
CAMCARON: shutup
CAMCARON: no ones talkin to you
ARKADIANROCK: you're a poopy pants
CAMCARON: and it is rigged..
CAMCARON: lol
CAMCARON: lmao
CAMCARON: poopy pants?
CAMCARON: lol
CAMCARON: anyways like i was saying
JNOVAK: its true
CAMCARON: their was a scandal a little while back
P0K3RPLAY: i'll have to check it out
CAMCARON: that was about a 200 million dollar scandal on absolute
<< Result for Hand 1349203540 >>
ARKADIANROCK wins (26c chips).
P0K3RPLAY: thats some serious stuff
CAMCARON: where people could see eachothers whole cards
CAMCARON: they hacked the site
CAMCARON: and their was a glitch in it
CAMCARON: man these sites have all kinds of glitches
CAMCARON: and the software isnt even real
P0K3RPLAY: u know i get that feeling some times
CAMCARON: online poker sites are rigged man..
CAMCARON: im tellin you..
CAMCARON: lol
CAMCARON: thats why i dont play the big money tables
ARKADIANROCK: Yeah, better to stay at $2NL instead of $2000NL.
ARKADIANROCK: Just to be safe.
P0K3RPLAY: people stay in with 6-3 and they come out
CAMCARON: yup
<< Result for Hand 1349204606 >>
JNOVAK wins (5c) with (ace high).
CAMCARON: crazy unrealistic things constantly happen, more then normal
CAMCARON: in online poker
CAMCARON: thats not just a coincidence..its a fact
CAMCARON: lol
CAMCARON: its been proven..lol
ARKADIANROCK: by who?
ARKADIANROCK: you?
CAMCARON: their have been many studies on it..
P0K3RPLAY: people are cleaning up that way...
CAMCARON: you can find them through the internet as well
P0K3RPLAY: u can make a serios living
CAMCARON: their was a study done by a group of people who made one
ARKADIANROCK: You're right, poker is rigged online
CAMCARON: of the most popular softwares
ARKADIANROCK: There's no way a guy could hit a three of a kind in live
<< Result for Hand 1349206559 >>
CABLE KARTER wins (31c) with (Two Pair, kings and nines).
CAMCARON: and they found that it was unrealistic
P0K3RPLAY: their are cheats for everything
CAMCARON: true
CAMCARON: also people play numerous hands in tournaments
CAMCARON: with different accounts
CAMCARON: their are so many ways to cheat
ARKADIANROCK: if you type "givememoney" they automatically give you $10 on
ARKADIANROCK: UB
CAMCARON: your a idiot
CAMCARON: shutup
CAMCARON: no one wants to listen to you
CAMCARON: your a moron
CAMCARON: lol
P0K3RPLAY: no way...really?
CAMCARON: lol
ARKADIANROCK: "you're" a moron
P0K3RPLAY: serious
ARKADIANROCK: don't forget the 're
<< Result for Hand 1349208452 >>
JNOVAK wins (31c) with (One pair, aces).
CAMCARON: well this table is going dry
CAMCARON: lo
P0K3RPLAY: im going to check it out
CAMCARON: yea do it man
CAMCARON: check it out on you tube
P0K3RPLAY: i will
CAMCARON: they have a flimed video of it happenin
CAMCARON: its crazy
<< Result for Hand 1349210814 >>
P0K3RPLAY wins ($1.13) with (Three of a kind, kings).
CAMCARON: some guy made hundreds of thousands
CAMCARON: a bunch of people did
CAMCARON: all pros to
P0K3RPLAY: i bet they did
CAMCARON: ***** greedy cheating basterds
CAMCARON: alot of them were pros to
CAMCARON: that were in on it
P0K3RPLAY: they should be arested
CAMCARON: they couldnt prove anything
CAMCARON: and the site sponsored most of em
CAMCARON: so they would have lost money
CAMCARON: if they lost one of their big sponsors
CAMCARON: so they let the pros cheat
CAMCARON: lol
CAMCARON: funny how that works huh?
P0K3RPLAY: i knew something was going on
CAMCARON: mark seif was one of them..
CAMCARON: although he will deny it till the day he dies
CAMCARON: he was in on it
CAMCARON: and knew about it
<< Result for Hand 1349212302 >>
JNOVAK wins (42c) with (Full house, kings full of twos).
P0K3RPLAY: i need to check it out
P0K3RPLAY: unreal
CAMCARON: like on these tables you got nothign to worry about\
CAMCARON: but man if your playing high stakes on here
CAMCARON: fck that
CAMCARON: to many ways people cheat on the big tables
CAMCARON: i dont even trust full tilt
<< Result for Hand 1349214521 >>
JNOVAK wins (10c chips).
CAMCARON: they have all had scandals
CAMCARON: you can look any of em up through google
P0K3RPLAY: big business
CAMCARON: check out ultimate bet as well..
CAMCARON: they had a pretty big scandal
CAMCARON: it was all over msnb
CAMCARON: msnbc
CAMCARON: theirs was the biggest ever
<< Result for Hand 1349215989 >>
CABLE KARTER wins (7c chips).
CAMCARON: it was like 80 million dollars in money that people cheated
CAMCARON: lmao
P0K3RPLAY: wow u know your stuff...i'll def check it out
<< Result for Hand 1349217481 >>
ARKADIANROCK wins (4c chips).
CAMCARON: yea im a poker junkie man
P0K3RPLAY: cool
CAMCARON: im gonna play professionally one day
CAMCARON: once i get some money together
P0K3RPLAY: good luck dude hope to see u on wsp
CAMCARON: its a great game..i dunno about this online junk though
CAMCARON: thnks man..
<< Result for Hand 1349218080 >>
ARKADIANROCK wins (18c chips).
CAMCARON: just be careful, if someone appears to be to good or winning
CAMCARON: to much
P0K3RPLAY: yea this is pure luck
CAMCARON: its likely hes cheating some how in all honesty
CAMCARON: lol
P0K3RPLAY: i know it
<< Result for Hand 1349219172 >>
P0K3RPLAY wins (10c chips).
P0K3RPLAY: sorry dude i had the Q
CAMCARON: wow now im in a drought
CAMCARON: cant get a hand
CAMCARON: dont you hate that
<< Result for Hand 1349220453 >>
ARKADIANROCK wins ($4.11) with (One pair, aces).
P0K3RPLAY: glad i got out of the way
CAMCARON: u get a hand like QQ.. the best hand
CAMCARON: and some smuck with AK flops an ace
CAMCARON: lmao
P0K3RPLAY: all the time
ARKADIANROCK: AKs is like a coinflip with QQ
CAMCARON: not its not dumbass
P0K3RPLAY: espeacially with pocket Aces
CAMCARON: who told you that
ARKADIANROCK: reason
CAMCARON: QQ is the third best hand in poker
CAMCARON: you moron
POULPEAUSEL: lol
CAMCARON: what a idiot
CAMCARON: QQ is about a 60- 40 favorite on AK you rookie
<< Result for Hand 1349221709 >>
ARKADIANROCK: what "an" idiot
ARKADIANROCK wins (4c chips).
CAMCARON: you dont know anything do the math, QQ is a 60-40 favorite
CAMCARON: over AK ...stupid rookie
ARKADIANROCK: have fun losing money
CAMCARON: ok dumbass..
CAMCARON: see ya tramp
CAMCARON: ***** bag
P0K3RPLAY: lol
CAMCARON: gutter ****
ARKADIANROCK: This is what happens when 8yos steal their dad's credit card.
<< Result for Hand 1349223519 >>
P0K3RPLAY wins (6c chips).
CAMCARON: skank
<< Result for Hand 1349224863 >>
POULPEAUSEL wins (6c chips).
P0K3RPLAY: last two hands for me bro
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LOL:
CAMCARON: yea im a poker junkie man
P0K3RPLAY: cool
CAMCARON: im gonna play professionally one day
CAMCARON: once i get some money together
P0K3RPLAY: good luck dude hope to see u on wsp
CAMCARON: its a great game..i dunno about this online junk though
So many mouth breathers in this world.
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why did i even read half of this
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cuz you're not as smart as me. I only read 1/4
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I read the topic and just scrolled to read the responses. People still play on UB?
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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I almost closed the tab but then I saw "poopy pants", so I read the rest of it. OP went downhill from there, prepare for banhammersharpening.
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tl;dr
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also, stopped reading at
ARKADIANROCK wins ($2.06) with (One pair, queens).
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I read the topic and just scrolled to read the responses. People still play on UB?
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100 pro-cent
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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