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Old 05-14-2009, 08:45 PM     Post subject: Cake Farts {NSFW NSFW NSFW} #1 (permalink)  
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i'm really immature - but this is too fkin funny

www.cakefarts.com

youtube reactions are funny too.

If you don't laugh theres something wrong with you. if you fap you need help....


** EDIT - REMEMBER TO ADD {NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}

this might not even be allowed, idk **
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:16 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:23 PM #3 (permalink)  
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this was odd the first time i watched it. It's still odd. To each his own i suppose
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:24 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:25 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:26 PM     Post subject: Re: Cake Farts {NSFW NSFW NSFW} #6 (permalink)  
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i'm really immature - but this is too fkin funny

www.cakefarts.com

youtube reactions are funny too.

If you don't laugh theres something wrong with you. if you fap you need help....


** EDIT - REMEMBER TO ADD {NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}

this might not even be allowed, idk **
doh! sorry. v NSFW!!! but funny as fuck!
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:32 PM #7 (permalink)  
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That's hot!
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:44 PM #8 (permalink)  
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this is old.


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Old 05-14-2009, 09:48 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Can you make a newer version then chelle?
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:30 PM #10 (permalink)  
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wtf would make someone want to do that?
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:36 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Can you make a newer version then chelle?
There's no way I would do that to a cake. It's the woman part of me that thinks that wasting a perfectly good cake should get you ten lashings.


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Old 05-14-2009, 10:42 PM #12 (permalink)  
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fap fap fap fap fap

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I laughed.


 
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Old 05-15-2009, 12:16 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Looked like decent icing.
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Old 05-15-2009, 12:20 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Can you make a newer version then chelle?
There's no way I would do that to a cake. It's the woman part of me that thinks that wasting a perfectly good cake should get you ten lashings.
Because if you do then you have to go back to the kitchen to make another?
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Can you make a newer version then chelle?
There's no way I would do that to a cake. It's the woman part of me that thinks that wasting a perfectly good cake should get you ten lashings.
Well, then at least make a video of that.
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Old 05-15-2009, 12:59 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Can you make a newer version then chelle?
There's no way I would do that to a cake. It's the woman part of me that thinks that wasting a perfectly good cake should get you ten lashings.
Because if you do then you have to go back to the kitchen to make another?
stacks, ur funny is like ur poker game since coming to ftr, much improved

 
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:19 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:44 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:31 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:32 AM #22 (permalink)  
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For when cake just isnt sexy enough, I present:

http://www.cakefarts.com/meatloaf/
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:41 AM #23 (permalink)  
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THE CAKE IS A LIE!
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Out of curiosity does anyone mind if your gf's fart in front of you?

I would seriously consider karate chopping mine in the back of the head if she blew ass infront of me.
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Old 05-15-2009, 05:43 AM #25 (permalink)  
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don't be so uptight, i laugh whenever she does it.

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i fart in front of my girl nearly constantly...but if she breaks the wind in my presence i discipline her with a good cock slapping
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:27 PM #27 (permalink)  
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Looked like decent icing.
that's one of those cheap but delicious pepperidge farm cakes....
 
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my gf fell asleep on the sofa....and let out a thunder clapper of a fart.... she jumped out of her skin and I nearly died from laughing.

GF farting once ina while is funny, if girlfriend kept doing smelly farts, not so much fun....

vag farts during/after sex are always funny....
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:25 PM #29 (permalink)  
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I was waiting for a climax after all that build up (shooting chocolate, something!) and it never got there.
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thanks for ruining two minutes of my life.

This gets my vote for worst thread of the year/century/ever.
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women don't fart and women don't shit/ end thread.
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