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Old 10-13-2005, 02:00 AM     Post subject: Breaking News #1 (permalink)  
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 10-13-2005, 02:38 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Sounds like something my mother in law would write in asking.
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Old 10-13-2005, 02:51 AM #3 (permalink)  
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I think he meant "Camel Toes" as in trying the see the outlines of some women's vagina through her tight bathing suit bottom. What a hilarious goings on.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Wow, you can read? Suprize around every corner with you...
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Wow, you can read? Suprize around every corner with you...
qui?

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Old 10-13-2005, 03:26 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Sounds like something my mother in law would write in asking.
when we were moving my brother into his college dorm a few years ago my mom, my brother, his friend, and I were in his room. we needed to like fix a cabinet or something, and my mom said "that just needs some type of hand job or something", to which my brother's friend replied "oh really, what type of hand job might that be?", to which she replied, "what?"
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Old 10-13-2005, 03:33 AM #7 (permalink)  
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My mother in law once questioned out loud if "Tit-leist" was some form of dirty German word when she saw it written on the side of a lamp shaped like a golf ball.

For the daft, it read "Titleist"
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:42 AM #8 (permalink)  
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My mom refers to making mistakes at 'pulling a boner'.....no joke.
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TylerK, Thanks!

This is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Makes my day soo much more bearable.
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Being the resident expert on hallucigenics, I can say with certainty that licking camel toads is safe; however, smoking them is quite definitely dangerous.
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I think he meant "Camel Toes" as in trying the see the outlines of some women's LABIA through her tight bathing suit bottom. What a hilarious goings on.

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If you can see her vagina through her bikini, well............
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Old 10-17-2005, 01:43 AM #13 (permalink)  
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