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kingnat
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06-15-2007, 02:21 PM
Post subject: Brag: New baby (finally)
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Brag: I got another boy! Holy Crap! Amazing, amazing.
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Variance: The baby came 10 days late so I enjoyed a decent amount of degenerate behavior after finishing my thesis! Plus the hours preceding the wife going into labor I happened to be playing cards before, won 6 BIs at 25NL, jumped back up to 50NL and won 5 more BIs there. 15 minutes after shutting down for the night, the wife's water broke and we were off and running to the hospital!
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Congratulations!
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congrats man!
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congratulations brotha!
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sweet! i cant wait until i have little gabes running around
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sweet! i cant wait until i have little gabes running around
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You mean gabies.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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congrats man!
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nh gg - also if your wife looks this good immediately after giving birth, DAMN she must be hot 
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Congrats!
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congrats, when u have a daughter, can i take her out in 18+ years?
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Congratz! So take a shot at 400 nl tonight, ?????, invest profits into college fund!
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Nice job bro congrats
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Congrats!
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Congrats!!!
Also the Nanny in your pic is totally HOT! you lucky bastard!
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nh sir & madam
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I dont like babies. Kids dont get fun until they are about 2. Maybe it will change when I have my own. Congrats though.
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wifes number plz
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if your wife looks this good immediately after giving birth, DAMN she must be hot |
I thought that!
Congratulations!
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she looks a lil plump to me...
either way, gratz man
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Truth be told, it's really my child.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
she looks a lil plump to me...
either way, gratz man
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... I mean I laughed... but damn son..
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Gratz
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kingnat
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Thanks to all!! It's really a kick to see all the well-wishing.
My wife laughed but really appreciated all the compliments.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
she looks a lil plump to me...
either way, gratz man
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It's funny, as long as she never sees it. She's thinner right after than my wife 3 years later. how long does prgnancy weight take to lose anyway?? 
Grats knat, I have a 3 year old myself and am currently in negotiation for another possibly.
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Thanks to all!! It's really a kick to see all the well-wishing.
My wife laughed but really appreciated all the compliments.
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Damn, I missed this.
Spendas in trouble, Spendas in trouble. 
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congrats nat!
why i cant i see the picture everyone talks about?
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you let her read this?
Tell her she looks great and I was only joking
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kingnat
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
you let her read this?
Tell her she looks great and I was only joking
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I just told her about the nice comments. I figured you were joking, but I still didn't tell her about your comment; you'd have to be insane to tell a woman she looks pudgy ever.. but there is nothing closer to an emotional nightmare than a woman that just had a kid.
Owen (new one) is doing fine though he is getting "phototherapy" because of a little jaundice. It should be cleared up soon.
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sweet! i cant wait until i have little gabes running around
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This would def be a beat
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Kingnat, almost all babies suffer from a little jaundice - my friends had a baby 2 weeks ago, the little one had a day or two of phototherapy and he couldn't be healthier.
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kingnat
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Kingnat, almost all babies suffer from a little jaundice - my friends had a baby 2 weeks ago, the little one had a day or two of phototherapy and he couldn't be healthier.
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Tks man, I appreciate the support. I'm glad to hear your friends' kid is healthy!
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bigred
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Kingnat, you better take damn good care of my child.
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Congratulations! Hopefully when my second comes, Ill go on a massive upswing too!
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Congrats man.
You didnt really make her run to the hospital did you? =o
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
you let her read this?
Tell her she looks great and I was only joking
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I just told her about the nice comments. I figured you were joking, but I still didn't tell her about your comment; you'd have to be insane to tell a woman she looks pudgy ever.. but there is nothing closer to an emotional nightmare than a woman that just had a kid.
Owen (new one) is doing fine though he is getting "phototherapy" because of a little jaundice. It should be cleared up soon. |
Best name ever...
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
she looks a lil plump to me...
either way, gratz man
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It's funny, as long as she never sees it. She's thinner right after than my wife 3 years later. how long does prgnancy weight take to lose anyway??
Grats knat, I have a 3 year old myself and am currently in negotiation for another possibly. |
Spenda's in trouble? I'm emailing this to Mrs. Trainer.
Congratulations on the new baby.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
she looks a lil plump to me...
either way, gratz man
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It's funny, as long as she never sees it. She's thinner right after than my wife 3 years later. how long does prgnancy weight take to lose anyway??
Grats knat, I have a 3 year old myself and am currently in negotiation for another possibly. |
I'm still thin you insensitive bastard. Let's see you have kids and then look this good!!! 
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breast feeding will take the pounds off quickly
don't forget to get her a pump
it worked for me, i lost 25lbs
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Protect dog
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breast feeding will take the pounds off quickly
don't forget to get her a pump
it worked for me, i lost 25lbs
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but these are the bad lbs to lose :'(
Srsly, I really really look forward to having kids and I really really dread having kids.
pros: kids are fun, wifes tits turn into massive plump tigg-o-bitties
cons: kids are a huge responsibility, theyll suck the life outta those tigg-o-bitties faster then a.. um.. vaccuum sucks dirt? or something like that..
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I heard towards the end of pregnancy wives hormones go crazy and they're horny all the time, is this true?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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I heard towards the end of pregnancy wives hormones go crazy and they're horny all the time, is this true?
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i found the hormones to go crazy about 3 months
the horny part can be at any time, but towards the end they feel large and unattractive and notice every time you look at a chick that is smaller than them
so i think they are trying to exhaust the sperm supply
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Protect dog
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kingnat
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I heard towards the end of pregnancy wives hormones go crazy and they're horny all the time, is this true?
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I've heard this as well, but my wife is not a pleasant pregnant women. In fact, for the first 4 months and last 2 months she had EXTREMELY bad heartburn and indigestion... I mean eating a piece of bread made her throat burn. Good times.
The numbers (whatever they are) are low enough that the new kid no longer needs the fancy blue light.
Also....
Brag: I defended my PhD Thesis this morning and passed! Can I get a  ?
Honestly I'm so fucking tired I can barely speak... but I'm off for two days to the College World Series!!
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how old are you?
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kingnat
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how old are you?
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29
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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boost
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whats your favorite color?
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kingnat
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The only thing that sucks bigger balls than writing one's thesis is doing revisions. It may not sound that bad, but ripping up chunks and adding new text to something you never wanted to see again is god awful.
Life update: Mom and new baby are doing great, 3 yo is getting pretty pissed at new baby and mom for lack of attention. Although I don't think I get any father o' the year award, taking the elder son to the CWS for a couple days was a blast. Went to the Zoo, and say the UC-Irvine late-game comeback over ASU on Tuesday which was awesome.
1. must finish revisions by friday
2. moving to muh-fuggin' Maine in less than 2 weeks :barf:
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congratulations nat - My wife is due in 2 days, although she has been really ready to be done for like a month now
and she sounnds like my wife - couldn't eat anything the whole time, had morning sickness for like 7 months (they had her on the same anti vomitting they give to chemo patients and we were in the ER 2x during the pregnancy, so its been F'in crazy) - luckily I found the Date Ariene game so that helped me this week..haha
now i just have to work on swearing less
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kingnat
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Congratz! Best of luck with the birth and what not. I would suggest being as familiar with all your possible options for birth and labor as you (or more importantly) your wife can be. It's good to know what she wants to do well ahead of time because in the heat of the moment all sorts of crazy stuff can come out of her mouht.
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I worried a lot about this with my first kid, and honestly.. until they bust out that first word or you catch them mimicking what you say, you don't really need to worry about it. Swearing is a highly useful stress reliever and completely necessary until about 4 months of age.
GL
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