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spoonitnow
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01-12-2008, 06:49 PM
Post subject: Brag: Guess what i did while 16-tabling
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Straight Flush
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Brag: Jacked off while 16-tabling
Beat: I flopped 64 vs 55 on 357, stacked off, and turn was 7 right before I nutted.
Variance: I got laid less than 6 hours ago.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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this thread is useful without pics
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Pelion
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Originally Posted by pantherhound
this thread is useful without pics
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lol
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
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Originally Posted by pantherhound
this thread is useful without pics
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very nicely done indeed
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mcatdog
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too bad penilon got banned before this thread was started
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sounds more like two beats
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Note to self: Do not invite spoonitnow to the weekly live game.
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I have no sig. Quit looking down here.
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nice work spoon. but don't you konw it's god punishing you for your sins? You could have been against 2 6s and it would come running 7s.
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Originally Posted by bigred
Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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Originally Posted by salsa4ever
well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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{edited title in lieu of lockage}
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nice work renton!
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Originally Posted by bigred
Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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Originally Posted by salsa4ever
well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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bode
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wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Originally Posted by bode
wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
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With the commune posts showing up on the FTR homepage, we're going to have to be a little bit more strict.
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Originally Posted by bode
wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
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With the commune posts showing up on the FTR homepage, we're going to have to be a little bit more strict. |
these commune threads are on the homepage?
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Protect dog
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Originally Posted by bode
wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
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it helps to spell it correctly.
seriously spoon, you need to work on your funny:stupid post ratio
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Originally Posted by Warpe
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Originally Posted by bode
wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
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it helps to spell it correctly.
seriously spoon, you need to work on your funny:stupid post ratio |
DURKA DURKA OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLL FUCKKKK FUCKKK MASTERBIZATIZLE FOR SHIZLE MY WARPIZLLE YA HEARD
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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btw i do stupid posts to mix up my plays obv
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
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Originally Posted by bode
wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
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With the commune posts showing up on the FTR homepage, we're going to have to be a little bit more strict. |
LOL
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
btw i do stupid posts to mix up my plays obv
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range merging>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>post merging
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Beat: You jacking off.
Brag: You getting jacked off.
Seriously, jacking yourself while playing is way beat since it means donkeys make you hot.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
Beat: You jacking off.
Brag: You getting jacked off.
Seriously, jacking yourself while playing is way brag since it means +10 BI days make you hot.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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this thread sure attracted a lot of mods.
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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wufwugy
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Are you jackin it right now?
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gabe
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thoughts on this courtiee? ever try it?
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wufwugy
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How bout now?
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Originally Posted by gabe
thoughts on this courtiee? ever try it?
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well i've never tried 16-tabling before ...
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by gabe
thoughts on this courtiee? ever try it?
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well i've never tried 16-tabling before ... |
How about I do the 16-tabling and you do the.... well nevermind.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Spoon, I retract my offer to sweat you while you play sometime.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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We've changed the homepage forum topics listing to exclude the Community forum.
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Originally Posted by Xianti
We've changed the homepage forum topics listing to exclude the Community forum.
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Now that was the smart thing to do.
Congrats.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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well it was between banning you and that... but we kinda like you.
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well it was between banning you and that... but we kinda like you.
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At least I don't have tourette's.
PISS! PISS OUT MY ASS! CRAP FILLED VAGINA! MEXICAN STINKY BALLS!
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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I was gonna guess that you shit in a bag.
Playing all those tables at once, theres no time for bathroom breaks.
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