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11-05-2006, 06:07 AM
Post subject: Borat Opens Huge in Only 837 Theaters
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http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=borat.htm
Saw 3 made like 30 mill on opening weekend in over 3000 theaters.
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My sister showed her virgine to my brother and said "nahanah you can't have this, you can't have this and then he broke less and had her"
LOLOLOL, funniest shit ever
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very nice...how much?
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I saw this movie tonight. It. Was. Awesome.
That is all.
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George just liked seeing naked fat guys.
I saw it tonight too, laughed more than I thought I would. Go see it.
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
George just liked seeing naked fat guys.
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I mean, really, is there anything better in life?
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Awesome film. As well as it being hilarious it makes some really strong political points, showing how out of touch America is with the rest of the world.
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Very funny movie. Funniest film I've seen in a long time.
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So 30 mil in 3000 theaters... .01 mil/screen
9mil on 900 screens ...
Am I reading this link right?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
So 30 mil in 3000 theaters... .01 mil/screen
9mil on 900 screens ...
Am I reading this link right?
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yep
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Awesome film. As well as it being hilarious it makes some really strong political points, showing how out of touch the south is with the rest of the world.
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Dont' be stupid dmang, it's not all of America.
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Am I the only who who walked away feeling dissapointed? The only parts I thought were really funny was the people on the subway in NYC threatening to punch him and the politicians trying to talk to Borat about his gay sex romp in his hotel room. The rest of it was just stupid.
Watch this skit and save yourself 10 bux imo.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2RKBMX2gt...elated&search=
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From what I've noticed ur a debbie downer on everything margin.
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did anyone else puke during the naked fag fight scene?
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i puked laughter OH YEAH
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The naked fight scene was wonderful, but what really made the movie great for me were all the subtle moments where something absolutely hilarious would take place, and then they'd move on pretending that nothing happened. For example, the bear's head in the refrigerator, or when he says "Listen pussycat, smile a bit" to that feminist.
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bear head in fridge was classic
another fav of mine = what's up wit it vanilla face?
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"so you're saying my wife is dead?"
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I wonder where his hen went? To freedom, obv?
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I think the best scene was certainly when hes at the bed and breakfast and he finds out that the owners are jewish. That expression on his face is priceless.
That was an amazing night, I was in boston visiting freinds and we ended up going 11 or 12 deep on saturday. I was rocking my kazakhstan nomads rugby jersey and was beyond shitfaced. The best part of it all was that one of my freinds girlfreinds roomates was jewish and was not amused one bit.
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little kids running away screaming from bear in ice cream truck was my fav part.
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little kids running away screaming from bear in ice cream truck was my fav part.
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oh damn, i forgot about that one
boost, did that chick know that the guy behind borat is hardcore jewish? I ran into one of my friends from israel today and he hold me that the borat guy is speaking in hebrew when he switches languages, which makes it that much funnier.
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yah I remember watching the first season with commentary on. And cohen and the director are lauhging about how the writing on his clipboard is in hebrew and that he speaks some gibberish and some hebrew when he switches langauges. We did tell her though, but she is a dumb sub human woman (redundant?)
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It's science.
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Her brain is size of squirrel.
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Here we have a real life chocolate face.
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There were some Jewish women that saw this movie with me, and they thought it was just as hilarious as everyone else did. Your friend's girlfriend's roommate must have just been really dumb.
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jews are always really dumb.
On another note, this film is so fucking funny. <3 Brit humour.
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The Jewish jokes were so ridiculous and comical, I don't know anyone who found them offensive.
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There were some Jewish women that saw this movie with me, and they thought it was just as hilarious as everyone else did. Your friend's girlfriend's roommate must have just been really dumb.
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yes.
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jews are always really dumb.
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It isn't funny when you mean it.
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
jews are always really dumb.
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It isn't funny when you mean it.
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I HATE BLACK PEOPLE LIKE BOOOST LOLOLOL AND I MEAN IT
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My local theater wasn't going to have it in till Fri so my sis and I drove 50 mile to see it on Tues...
The friggen power went out in the damn place halfway thru!
They handed out passes for E1 to come back, so we get to do it all over again.
YAY!
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Borat is banned in Russia LOL
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/1....m1nxevpi.html
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
jews are always really dumb.
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It isn't funny when you mean it.
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Whats so wrong with hating on cold blooded killers?
Israel is still killing palestinians right?
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Your logic makes perfect sense:
"Here are some Jews that killed people"
implies =>
"All Jews are cold blooded killers"
imples =>
"Jews are always really dumb"
Solid. No logical problems there.
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
jews are always really dumb.
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It isn't funny when you mean it.
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Whats so wrong with hating on cold blooded killers?
Israel is still killing palestinians right?
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Oh god, I hope you are just trying to get a rise out of everyone...
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and the claws! be very suspicious of anyone with a big nose that insist on wearing gloves all the time.
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and I thought The Departed had a pretty good opening weekend...
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I need to see it. They've been showing some of the old Da Ali G shows more on HBO. I've always liked the Borat bits...
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Originally Posted by zook
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
jews are always really dumb.
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It isn't funny when you mean it.
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Whats so wrong with hating on cold blooded killers?
Israel is still killing palestinians right?
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Miffed consistently battles for the title of worst poster on FTR. He tries his very hardest, but it's starting to stretch now.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by zook
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
jews are always really dumb.
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It isn't funny when you mean it.
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Whats so wrong with hating on cold blooded killers?
Israel is still killing palestinians right?
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LOL, this is close to be one of the dumbest post from a respected poster I've seen ever on these boards
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I love Gabes charachter. You know, the really drunk guy in the camper van...
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I recently heard from a friend that those kids in the camper van are suing for defamation. Apparently, they signed the release forms in a bar, while legally drunk, after the producers bought them drinks. Which gives a good chance that the release forms will be discounted, and that the kids win the lawsuit. This is just hearsay from a friend though.
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Borat is soooooooo fucking good.
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Villagers may sue...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770
Frat boys sue...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...111000379.html
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Wow, these articles make Cohen sound like a complete dick.
I may have to reverse my opinion about this movie.
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^^^^^ ditto ^^^^^
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