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Old 06-02-2006, 10:16 PM     Post subject: boostNslide #1 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 06-02-2006, 10:20 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 06-13-2006, 09:52 PM #3 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 06-13-2006, 09:53 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Why exactly are you a pufferfish?
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Old 06-13-2006, 10:37 PM #5 (permalink)  
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he gets bloated and constipated every so often.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 06-14-2006, 01:14 AM #6 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 06-14-2006, 01:59 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Pufferfish only puff up when they feel threatened, not when they're happy and content.

You're a stressed-out, fearful fish.
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:02 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Don't Azns eat pufferfish?
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:08 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Just the Nipponese, I think.
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:09 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Are you making up races now xman? Nipponese, the people of the boobs?
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:12 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Yes. The people of the b00bs.
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:13 AM #12 (permalink)  
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National geographic boobs or Victoria Secret boobs?
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:22 AM #13 (permalink)  
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More like Mickey-Mouse-Club-Hide-Em-Now-Cuz-It's-A-Family-Show-And-Show-Em-Later-Like-The-Whore-You-Are b00bs.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:39 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Damn. Those are the chicks who always end up being freaks in bed because Daddy never loved them. Let's all move to Nippleville and live happily ever.

P.S. Nice, long word.
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:41 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:15 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Hi boost.
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:11 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:40 PM #18 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:43 PM #19 (permalink)  
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I was about the post the exact same thing until I saw this.

I hate you Rilla. :P
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