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spoonitnow
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06-02-2006, 10:16 PM
Post subject: boostNslide
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Crackers crumble, white boys rumble.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Lukie
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BOOST!
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spoonitnow
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Bump
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigred
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Why exactly are you a pufferfish?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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he gets bloated and constipated every so often.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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spoonitnow
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I'm a happy fish, notice the content, half-retarded smile
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Xianti
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Pufferfish only puff up when they feel threatened, not when they're happy and content.
You're a stressed-out, fearful fish.
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bigred
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Don't Azns eat pufferfish?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Xianti
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Just the Nipponese, I think.
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bigred
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Are you making up races now xman? Nipponese, the people of the boobs?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Xianti
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Yes. The people of the b00bs.
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bigred
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National geographic boobs or Victoria Secret boobs?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Xianti
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More like Mickey-Mouse-Club-Hide-Em-Now-Cuz-It's-A-Family-Show-And-Show-Em-Later-Like-The-Whore-You-Are b00bs.
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bigred
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Damn. Those are the chicks who always end up being freaks in bed because Daddy never loved them. Let's all move to Nippleville and live happily ever.
P.S. Nice, long word.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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boost
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Im honored.
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bigred
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Hi boost.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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sup 'bu
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
Im honored.
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wtf is your avatar?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
sup 'bu
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I was about the post the exact same thing until I saw this.
I hate you Rilla. :P
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