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    Default book of deuks

    we had a book in college. a really loooooong book. it defined the different types of craps one can take. of course, "deuk" is short for dookie.

    i want to see how you guys compete. and, i'll start.

    "community deuk"- you walk into a restroom and all the stalls are full.

    my personal favorite...

    "iceberg deuk"- the one that is so long the tip sticks out of the water.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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    peanut butter pigtail deuk
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    the "1 week of eating nothing but Taco Bell duek." As seen in 2 girs 1 cup.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    the "1 week of eating nothing but Taco Bell duek." As seen in 2 girs 1 cup.
    thats gotta be foul.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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    i like the ghost deuk
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    i like the ghost deuk
    explain. i cant see where you are going.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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    a ghost deuk is probably when you thought you just laid a large piece of cable but when you turned around it was gone!

    Deuk of Pork
    food coloring prank deuk
    bloody deuk
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    dude

    its obviously spelled "dook"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    dude

    its obviously spelled "dook"
    no, no, no. we went with the German spelling. as in Van der Deuk.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!

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