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Old 10-22-2007, 05:12 AM     Post subject: book of deuks #1 (permalink)  
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we had a book in college. a really loooooong book. it defined the different types of craps one can take. of course, "deuk" is short for dookie.

i want to see how you guys compete. and, i'll start.

"community deuk"- you walk into a restroom and all the stalls are full.

my personal favorite...

"iceberg deuk"- the one that is so long the tip sticks out of the water.
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Old 10-22-2007, 06:29 AM #2 (permalink)  
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peanut butter pigtail deuk


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Old 10-22-2007, 10:29 AM #3 (permalink)  
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the "1 week of eating nothing but Taco Bell duek." As seen in 2 girs 1 cup.
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Old 10-22-2007, 01:35 PM #4 (permalink)  
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the "1 week of eating nothing but Taco Bell duek." As seen in 2 girs 1 cup.
thats gotta be foul.
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Old 10-22-2007, 10:18 PM #5 (permalink)  
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i like the ghost deuk
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Old 10-22-2007, 11:59 PM #6 (permalink)  
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i like the ghost deuk
explain. i cant see where you are going.
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Old 10-23-2007, 05:14 AM #7 (permalink)  
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a ghost deuk is probably when you thought you just laid a large piece of cable but when you turned around it was gone!

Deuk of Pork
food coloring prank deuk
bloody deuk


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Old 10-23-2007, 05:17 AM #8 (permalink)  
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dude

its obviously spelled "dook"
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:03 AM #9 (permalink)  
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dude

its obviously spelled "dook"
no, no, no. we went with the German spelling. as in Van der Deuk.
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