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donkbee
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01-09-2006, 07:54 AM
Post subject: Blazing mouse sets fire to house
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WELP
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4593682.stm
The moral of the story? Don't attempt to set innocent animals on fire, they will get you back somehow.
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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DoGGz
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my ass is better
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metaxy6
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Flush
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Originally Posted by DoGGz
my ass is better
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have to disagree.
good story, though. any1 ever hear the this american life about the squirrel on fire and the cops chasing it around the house?
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sandstorm
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Flush
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my ass is teh best (ask ake)
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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Lesson: if somebody is pissed at you and throws you out of their house and into a fire, run back in their house and attempt to get even.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Lesson: if somebody is pissed at you and throws you out of their house and into a fire, run back in their house and attempt to get even.
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Fighting til the end, a true hero.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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sandstorm
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Flush
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Lesson: if somebody is pissed at you and throws you out of their house and into a fire, run back in their house and attempt to get even. (AND END UP IN THE PAPERS OMG)
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FYP
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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daluchy
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Full House
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oh haha I heard this on ESPN radio today
it just goes to show you on the evolutionary path
mouse > man
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pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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tcpj4
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Don't attempt to set innocent animals on fire, they will get you back somehow.
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Mice are never innocent. Didn't you see Mouse Hunt with Nathan Lane?
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ake
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Straight
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Originally Posted by sandstorm
my ass is teh best (ask ake)
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
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My ex's gf house burnt down when her parents were screwing and some candles fell over nearly burnt all the house down
IM FUCKING SERIOUS
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boost
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Full House
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coutiebee, can your ass be a mouse, engulfed in flames, and my uh.. well.. can you set my house on fire?
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