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Old 01-09-2006, 07:54 AM     Post subject: Blazing mouse sets fire to house #1 (permalink)  
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The moral of the story? Don't attempt to set innocent animals on fire, they will get you back somehow.



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Old 01-09-2006, 07:55 AM #2 (permalink)  
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my ass is better
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:43 AM #3 (permalink)  
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my ass is better
have to disagree.

good story, though. any1 ever hear the this american life about the squirrel on fire and the cops chasing it around the house?
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:17 AM #4 (permalink)  
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my ass is teh best (ask ake)
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this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:54 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Lesson: if somebody is pissed at you and throws you out of their house and into a fire, run back in their house and attempt to get even.
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Old 01-09-2006, 05:47 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Lesson: if somebody is pissed at you and throws you out of their house and into a fire, run back in their house and attempt to get even.
Fighting til the end, a true hero.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:20 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Lesson: if somebody is pissed at you and throws you out of their house and into a fire, run back in their house and attempt to get even. (AND END UP IN THE PAPERS OMG)
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this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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Old 01-10-2006, 03:16 AM #8 (permalink)  
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oh haha I heard this on ESPN radio today

it just goes to show you on the evolutionary path
mouse > man
pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
 
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:07 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Don't attempt to set innocent animals on fire, they will get you back somehow.
Mice are never innocent. Didn't you see Mouse Hunt with Nathan Lane?
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:33 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:42 AM #11 (permalink)  
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My ex's gf house burnt down when her parents were screwing and some candles fell over nearly burnt all the house down

IM FUCKING SERIOUS
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Old 01-10-2006, 08:21 AM #12 (permalink)  
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coutiebee, can your ass be a mouse, engulfed in flames, and my uh.. well.. can you set my house on fire?
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