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Old 07-05-2008, 02:53 AM     Post subject: Bitch check #1 (permalink)  
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Alright, so Triptane has my cell phone number. No idea how he got it, but he refuses to call me to chat.

Describe his level of bitchyness.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 07-05-2008, 02:54 AM #2 (permalink)  
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He's a deep and irresponsibly disgusting bitch!

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Old 07-05-2008, 03:02 AM #3 (permalink)  
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give me his and ill call him !
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Old 07-05-2008, 03:20 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 07-05-2008, 03:32 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Extremely huge bi-otch... obv... trip.. not gmml's friend.
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 07-05-2008, 03:34 AM #6 (permalink)  
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someone call this number tonight, he will be drunk and it will be funny - 906-869-0312 (yes that is a real number of a friend and i'm giving it out on the internet!!)
done... voicemail

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Old 07-05-2008, 03:41 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 07-05-2008, 03:58 AM #8 (permalink)  
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done... voicemail

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Old 07-05-2008, 03:59 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 07-05-2008, 04:06 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Alright, thread shifts to me being a bitch. Trip called me but my phone was on silent. His number is restricted so i cant dial him back. I lose

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Old 07-05-2008, 04:10 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 07-05-2008, 04:37 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 07-05-2008, 05:18 AM #13 (permalink)  
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rilla makes the best drunk dials ever. although he hasn't called me for a while ...



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Old 07-05-2008, 05:28 AM #14 (permalink)  
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rilla makes the best drunk dials ever. although he hasn't called me for a while ...
negative.

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Old 07-05-2008, 05:38 AM #15 (permalink)  
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rilla makes the best drunk dials ever. although he hasn't called me for a while ...
Same here, I can't remember the last time rilla called me
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Old 07-05-2008, 05:42 AM #16 (permalink)  
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pm me yer numbers. I keep losing my contacts lists cuz my cell phones keep dying on me.

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Old 07-05-2008, 05:47 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 07-05-2008, 06:05 PM #18 (permalink)  
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done... voicemail
Soooo....Rippy called you back yet?
 
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Old 07-05-2008, 06:07 PM #19 (permalink)  
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lol nah, i left a message about trying to "hook up" with him again because we were compatible

edit that may have been the other message i left idk

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Old 07-05-2008, 06:12 PM #20 (permalink)  
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halvsame i want to MMS you now, courtie MMS me plz
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Old 07-05-2008, 09:36 PM #21 (permalink)  
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rilla makes the best drunk dials ever. although he hasn't called me for a while ...
negative.

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Haha, can't remember my last FTR drunk dial
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Old 07-05-2008, 09:45 PM #22 (permalink)  
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you randomly called me about 2 years ago.

pinnacle of my life imo
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