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Old 04-23-2008, 04:54 AM     Post subject: Biology Degree lol #1 (permalink)  
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WTF can I do the a BS in Biology... lol fuck

I do not want to go to graduate school right away.

Probably shoulda thought about that before ya know?
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:55 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 04-23-2008, 05:09 AM #3 (permalink)  
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you can have my BS in biology and have 2 useless degrees
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Old 04-23-2008, 06:58 AM #4 (permalink)  
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how pretty is ur GPA? A bio degree is just good enough that if your GPA is high enough you can still get some decent jobs. I also hope you interview well.

Go to law school like me!
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Old 04-23-2008, 11:57 AM #5 (permalink)  
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My ex-girlfriend double majored in biology and science education and now teaches high school biology.

LOL

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Old 04-23-2008, 12:07 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Go to Pharmaceutical school. Profit.

Be a lab tech for a major drug company(?)...

Sell insurance.
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 04-23-2008, 01:08 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Develop some applicable theories of biology, become a professor of a major university, profit through research.

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Go to work for some creationist organization... you can be their "scientific expert".. as you make up utter bullshit about how evolution is "flawed" and therefore "complete and total" idiocy... leaving the God as the only REAL truth.

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Old 04-23-2008, 03:59 PM #9 (permalink)  
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See I have a shitty GPA as well like a 2.5 so that sucks too

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See I have a shitty GPA as well like a 2.5 so that sucks too
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Go to work for some creationist organization... you can be their "scientific expert".. as you make up utter bullshit about how evolution is "flawed" and therefore "complete and total" idiocy... leaving the God as the only REAL truth.
Creationists don't care what your GPA is... neither do most fundamentalist Christians.
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:29 PM #11 (permalink)  
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See I have a shitty GPA as well like a 2.5 so that sucks too
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Go to work for some creationist organization... you can be their "scientific expert".. as you make up utter bullshit about how evolution is "flawed" and therefore "complete and total" idiocy... leaving the God as the only REAL truth.
Creationists don't care what your GPA is... neither do most fundamentalist Christians.
I would blow my brains our or burn down their complex within a week.
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Old 04-23-2008, 06:51 PM #12 (permalink)  
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See I have a shitty GPA as well like a 2.5 so that sucks too

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I hope you really enjoyed your life in the past four years.
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Old 04-23-2008, 10:35 PM #13 (permalink)  
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I don't know what your neck of the woods is like, but they are dying for pharmacists here. Good hours and good money to be had.
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I don't know what your neck of the woods is like, but they are dying for pharmacists here. Good hours and good money to be had.
That is something I was thinking about. my GPA is to low for a lot of school though. I do have 3 semester left so I am working hard to get my GPA up.
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