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triumphant cracker
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03-03-2009, 05:14 PM
Post subject: billy mays v vince offer
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Straight
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who would win in a fight?
my money would be on vince cuz he looks like a crazy fucker...
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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billy mays is stout. He's got weight and strenght over the gangly Vince. But no douchebag of Vince's pedigree goes through life without finding himself in atleast a baker's dozen fist fights by the time he's of legal drinking age. With superior reach and experience 60/40 Vince wins, imo.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BennyLaRue
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Vince would have no qualms ducking behind old ladies, throwing sand in Billy Mays' eyes or getting a metal folding chair involved.
Dirty fighters win, imo.
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bode
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Straight Flush
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vince has that crazy neck shift thing going for him too, so he would be able to dodge a punch or 2.
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NO YOU
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you know the germans always make good stuff
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Low how the shamwow soaks up all of Billy Mays blood!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Deuce Blue
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Vince would slap chop the shit out of Billy. I could honestly see Vince freaking the fuck out and stabbing Billy to death.
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PokerSwede
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I just love these Billy May's parodies. Felt the need to post them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4a4O7kXQo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvd...eature=related
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3 times...you must really want to know....
so what your saying is that you have never heard of oxy clean...or the shamwow?...just cuz your in mich. doesnt mean they dont have tv commercials there.....those two guys are evrywhere...
come on gmml...youtube works for alot stuff...so does google.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VrX...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SabR...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VrXmUmf8o&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&aq=7&oq=vince
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obv i didn't care enough to google!
oh and i don't have cable.
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03-07-2009, 07:08 PM
Post subject: Re: billy mays v vince offer
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Full House
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Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
who would win in a fight?
my money would be on vince cuz he looks like a crazy fucker...
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+1 for crazy fucker
i wouldnt be suprised if he just pulled like 5 switchblades out. Though billy looks like the kind of guy who would have a ccw
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03-09-2009, 07:31 AM
Post subject: Re: billy mays v vince offer
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Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
who would win in a fight?
my money would be on vince cuz he looks like a crazy fucker...
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+1 for crazy fucker
i wouldnt be suprised if he just pulled like 5 switchblades out. |
Switchblades seem like far too sophisticated of a weapon for Vince. He'd probably shank him with the butt end of a carved up toothbrush.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg
shamwow parody > billy mays
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3NXM...eature=related
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triumphant cracker
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http://snafu-ed.blogspot.com/2009/03...spills-in.html
well it looks like vince wont be able to get that title shot at billy mays...maybe he was practising for it?
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