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Old 08-14-2006, 09:24 PM #51 (permalink)  
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i can't believe how uncomfortable you people are with your own sexualities.
isn't that what gay people always say?
No that is what straight people who don't harbor repressed gayness always say.
isnt THAT what gay people always say?

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i can't believe how uncomfortable you people are with your own sexualities.
isn't that what gay people always say?
No that is what straight people who don't harbor repressed gayness always say.
isnt THAT what gay people always say?
Gay people don't say anything. They "express" it. Ready to tanqueeray?
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 I just don't understand why you guys hate gay people so much. What, do you hate black people too? Cuz its the same thing.

It isn't like they are TRYING to fuck you. In fact, the average gay guy probably finds the average homophobe pretty unattractive.


And if you are wondering why I seem to have a general acceptance of gayness, its probably because I work in an industry (architecture/design) where a lot of gay people happen to exist, and I have learned to live with it. I also live in the south U.S., where racism and homophobia have run rampant, and I have learned to hate both the same.
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Old 08-14-2006, 09:52 PM #55 (permalink)  
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I just don't understand why you guys hate gay people so much. What, do you hate black people too? Cuz its the same thing.

It isn't like they are TRYING to fuck you. In fact, the average gay guy probably finds the average homophobe pretty unattractive.


And if you are wondering why I seem to have a general acceptance of gayness, its probably because I work in an industry (architecture/design) where a lot of gay people happen to exist, and I have learned to live with it. I also live in the south U.S., where racism and homophobia have run rampant, and I have learned to hate both the same.
Good points, well said.

I assumed everybody was joking and being facetious by acting homphobic. If not, wow.

In other news, my penis is only two inches...

From the ground up.

Waka waka!

Seriously, in other news, one of my doctor friends (depending on what field you're in, there is a good chance you'll be seeing ALOT of penises, plus he said he actually learned this in med school) told me the root of the myth about different races having different sizes. He said that race has no bearing on erect size, there's pretty much a standard, but has an incredible bearing on limp size. I.E. black dudes usually just get hard and stand up, while white dudes have the telescopic effect. Obviously some white dude, whose penis was say 1 1/2 inches limp and 6 hard, some some black dudes penis 6 inches limp and naturally assume, damn, that shit must be 2 feet erect.

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I just don't understand why you guys hate gay people so much. What, do you hate black people too? Cuz its the same thing.
wtf?..

Anyway, I had some gay guys be in love with me when I was younger which was very friggin awkward so I'm not too fond of the more 'expressive' ones. But this isn't even about gay-bashing here.. if they keep it to themselves I really don't give a shit.. point in case if they keep it to themselves and not try to throw their sexual orientation in my face..

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I just don't understand why you guys hate gay people so much. What, do you hate black people too? Cuz its the same thing.
wtf?..

Anyway, I had some gay guys be in love with me when I was younger which was very friggin awkward so I'm not too fond of the more 'expressive' ones. But this isn't even about gay-bashing here.. if they keep it to themselves I really don't give a shit.. point in case if they keep it to themselves and not try to throw their sexual orientation in my face..

(btw no offense renton, just clarifying my position)
Try to look at it the same way as if a female you were not attracted to at all had a thing for you, or a girl that was way too young had a puppy dog crush on you. In my experience gay guys can be pretty picky so consider yourself respectfully flattered and respectfully decline.
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Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
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Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
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to hijack this post.....i was hanging out with one of my two best friends tonight at a bar.....he was telling me after he got drunk about how him and the other best friend had a foursome with his girlfriend and his sister. two guys vs two sisters........it was a wild story.
a few of the guys on my boat would often try to find girls who would let 3 of them make her "rigged for dive" i.e. "airtight."
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OH GOD LOL

This once ridiculous thread has now made me literally cackle 3-4 times.
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At my rate, I will have this number absolutely destroyed by the day I die.
I've been in college 8 years.
8*365 = 2920 days

Twice every 3 days... I have to be there already

I had a conversation with some friends once (m & f). They said someone had 10,000 sky-diving jumps. We were discussing what we had done 10,000 times and I said "obviously masturbate". Then I did the math and realized I was way wrong.
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Too many calories in semen, obv.
You're obv not a good gf
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semen reduces the likely hood of breast cancer.

oh and 2000 seems low.
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At my rate, I will have this number absolutely destroyed by the day I die.
I've been in college 8 years.
8*365 = 2920 days

Twice every 3 days... I have to be there already

I had a conversation with some friends once (m & f). They said someone had 10,000 sky-diving jumps. We were discussing what we had done 10,000 times and I said "obviously masturbate". Then I did the math and realized I was way wrong, It was more like 8*365*5xaday = 14600
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Lots of protien?
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I had a conversation with some friends once (m & f). They said someone had 10,000 sky-diving jumps. We were discussing what we had done 10,000 times and I said "obviously masturbate". Then I did the math and realized I was way wrong, It was more like 8*365*5xaday = 14600
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I'm sorry I know Givememyleg quoted this already but I just had to show my appreciation too. Warpe, I'm still laughing.
LOL I'll quote it again because I think that might be the best 1-liner I've heard, ever?
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I folded preflop. You should too.
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I can't believe how long this thread is getting, or that I read the entire thing.

i feel dirty.
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It was a black man.

18 inches!
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Quote:
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I used to like you demi, now i dont
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I can't believe how long this thread is getting, or that I read the entire thing.

i feel dirty.
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 I enjoyed this thread after funny story-time began and up until it became apparent that some of you faggots are actually homophobic.
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so isf was gay in 2006? :P
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