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wufwugy
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04-27-2008, 04:03 AM
Post subject: best website evar
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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even better than beastforum
http://conjugalharmony.com/browse.html
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meeloche
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,131
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Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I'm a good person.
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This is my new favorite quote.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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theres a million zingers in there.
what i wanna know is how legit this is because some of those women are smokin, and there's nothing better than a smokin sexually deprived woman kept in a cage.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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What if I decide later that I want to get married to a non-prisoner?
If you decide down the road that you want to get married to a non-prisoner, the first thing we would do is offer you a list of counselors in your area who might help you understand what you're giving up. If you still feel, after understanding the many benefits of having a wife in prison for life, that you want to marry a non-life-sentence-serving person, you will be free to do so. You may divorce your inmate-spouse, seek to have the marriage annulled, or just say you did one of those two things and keep your incarcerated loved one on the sly. We have no way of knowing what you choose, and your confidentiality is always assured with Conjugal Harmony, so there's no risk that we would interfere, or even cooperate with investigations.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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also
[x] site delivers
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kevster
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Full House
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Fold City
Posts: 758
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Joke site, surely.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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but i really want this one
i could tell people im bangin angelina jolie
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
Posts: 8,181
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is it ok to be confused?
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
Posts: 1,078
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lol, I stumbled upon this site last night too.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
Posts: 2,789
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
theres a million zingers in there.
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you weren't kidding
this site is awesome
Name: ChestyHeavens
Age: 34
State: California
Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life.
Favorite hobbies in prison: I count everything. I count steps, cracks in the pavement, ants on the tree outside, peas on my plate, anything I can find to count I do it. We don't get much to do in here.
Why I deserve another chance: Life is nothing but a game of chance that's why I'm in here and you're out there. Give me another chance and I'll make you wish you were in here with me more than 90 minutes every six weeks or that the damn judge would hear my appeal but he won't because he's a smart ass and they don't like cop killers.
and she's fugly too
http://conjugalharmony.com/profiles/profile20.php
someone please tell me how legit this is
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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i dunno i bet this shit is legit. the things they're saying are just way too real to be made up.
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
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I wonder how many women in jail I could lead on and have sex with during visits. There's no way any of them would find out about my infidelity if I chose one slut per jail.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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'two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash.'
hahahahahahaha
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aka_red
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Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: house
Posts: 903
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I wonder how many women in jail I could lead on and have sex with during visits. There's no way any of them would find out about my infidelity if I chose one slut per jail.
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UNTIL THEY GOT TRANSFERRED TO ANOTHER JAIL
THAN
YOUR
PROBABLY
GOING
TO
END
UP
LIKE
THE
COP.
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[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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yea its about as fake as it gets.
http://insulting.com/category/conjugal-harmony/
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