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Tim Vecchioni
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09-29-2005, 02:44 PM
Post subject: Best Joke Ever?
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Flush
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A man is walking to McDonalds, when he sees a friend drive by in a car. The friend honks his horn and the man waves back. Then, the car turns around and honks at the man again. The man waves once again. Then the car come around yet again and honks. This time the man decides to ignore the person. So, as he continues to walk to McDonalds, he sees another friend driving by. The driver honks, and the man waves back. Then the car turns around. "No, not again," the man says. But sure enough, the driver honked at him. The man just ignored him. Then yet another car repeats the same things, making the man become rather curious. It seemed as if they were trying to tell him something. But what?
Finally he arrives at McDonalds. He orders his food and sits at a table by himself. Then, the three friends who were driving in the cars arrive in McDonalds. They order their food, then sit with him. They talk politely, leaving out the entire incident with the cars. Finally, the man cannot stand it any longer. He asks them why they kept turning the cars around, and can you guess what they said? Umm... I forgot. But it was a real hoot, let me tell ya! I couldn't stop laughing!! Sorry!
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ekillian
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Straight
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lo... hmmmm
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BIGandRICH
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Flush
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you should be shot
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villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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ihategnomes
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Full House
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*blinks*
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Field mice are fast, but owls can see in the dark.
<Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
<Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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hey tim
bind mouse1 to kill
thx
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Trikflow77
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Full House
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Triptanes
hey tim
bind mouse1 to kill
thx
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I thought triptanes was the best joke ever................
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UG
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Moderator
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: crickets chirp :
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I should lock this thread just cuz Tim thinks I only lock his shit.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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RiverMonkey
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Flush
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I should lock this thread just cuz Tim thinks I only lock his shit.
-'rilla
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You should lock the whole frikin' forum cuz we need prevent other bad jokes like this from wasting our valuable time.
*** turns undivided attention back to twiddling thumbs, playing the occasional game of solitaire and pretending to do work ****
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
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This thread sucks.
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Andy Holt
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Flush
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Why would I even reply to this horseshit?
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Pingviini
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Full House
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The creator of this thread should go drown himself in a nearby lake/river /toilet IMHO.
my $0.02
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"Poker is a simple math game" -Aba20
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Tim Vecchioni
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Flush
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Maryland US
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your 2 cent should be given to me and ill think about it! then maybe in my will i will give you the 2 cents back and my girl for being nice enough to give me your 2 cents
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back looking to make some moolah
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