Best Hip Hop Lines!

**bikes** · 09-03-2011 09:26 PM

I said Hip Hop don't get better than this. I said Hip Hop better than this. - Derrick Comedy

**Micro2Macro** · 09-04-2011 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer

"---call the coroner!
There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin
if my burgular alarm starts ringin
Whatcha think all the guns is for?
All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
Damn!"

one of the greatest songs of all time

**rong** · 02-10-2012 12:28 PM

Biggie Smalls for mayor
The rap slayer
The hooker layer
Motherfucker, say your prayers
Hail Mary, full of grace
Smack the bitch In the face
Take her Gucci bag And her North Face
off her back
Jab her if she act
Funny with the money, oh, you got him mistaken, honey
I don't wanna rape ya
I just want the paper
The Visa
Kapeesha?

**OngBonga** · 02-10-2012 03:14 PM

I'm writing a hip-hop tune, I got this so far...

"Motherfukcing bitches in the motherfucking hood, sucking on my motherfucking cock, I got a motherfucking gun, in my motherfucking hand, it's a bitch ass motherfucking glock"

The beat goes boom, bo-bo-boom, boom boom, bo-bo-boom (hard snare). And the bass goes wobba wobba wowowow wobba wobba wowow.

It's gonna be epic.

**rong** · 02-10-2012 03:20 PM

Assuming your not serious that's actually quote funny.

**OngBonga** · 02-10-2012 03:53 PM

I'm rarely serious.

**DropTheBanana** · 02-11-2012 01:01 AM

"If I ever stuck it to any singer in show biz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez
And Puffy you know this
Sorry Puff, But I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I'd still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her, have a son and a new brother
At the same time
And just say that it ain't mine"

**surviva316** · 02-14-2012 07:03 PM

^^I lol pretty much every time I hear that one.

"Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white bunny?"

**rong** · 05-14-2013 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Micro2Macro

one of the greatest songs of all time

Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer

"---call the coroner!
There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin
if my burgular alarm starts ringin
Whatcha think all the guns is for?
All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
Damn!"

This thread, and possibly hip hop, peaked right here.

Because it's
just
So
Fucking
Good!

**swiggidy** · 05-15-2013 05:39 AM

Originally Posted by swiggidy

note, this is lines not verses

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**rickyt88** · 05-15-2013 06:43 AM

Chicks how I'm calm while I'm spazzing, they know I'm chill but they still want that over reaction (ovary action) - Honors English

**swiggidy** · 05-16-2013 05:06 AM

I ain't drank a 40 since I've been old enough to drink
~Slug in Atmosphere

**MadMojoMonkey** · 05-17-2013 10:28 PM

Beastie Boys:

It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic.
-Shadrach

I give thanks for this world as a place to learn
and for this human body that I'm glad to have earned
and my deepest thanks to all sentient beings
for without them there would be no place to learn what I'm seeing
-Bodhisattva Vow

**Jack Sawyer** · Yesterday 05:55 PM

When it comes to sex
I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit

09-03-2011 09:26 PM #151
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09-04-2011 06:38 AM #152
Micro2Macro View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jan 2009 Posts 5,038 Location No structure	Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer "---call the coroner! There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin if my burgular alarm starts ringin Whatcha think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals Damn!" one of the greatest songs of all time

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02-10-2012 12:28 PM #153
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 5,534 Location behind you with an axe	Biggie Smalls for mayor The rap slayer The hooker layer Motherfucker, say your prayers Hail Mary, full of grace Smack the bitch In the face Take her Gucci bag And her North Face off her back Jab her if she act Funny with the money, oh, you got him mistaken, honey I don't wanna rape ya I just want the paper The Visa Kapeesha?
	With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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02-10-2012 03:14 PM #154
OngBonga View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2010 Posts 5,302 Location England	I'm writing a hip-hop tune, I got this so far... "Motherfukcing bitches in the motherfucking hood, sucking on my motherfucking cock, I got a motherfucking gun, in my motherfucking hand, it's a bitch ass motherfucking glock" The beat goes boom, bo-bo-boom, boom boom, bo-bo-boom (hard snare). And the bass goes wobba wobba wowowow wobba wobba wowow. It's gonna be epic.
	Originally Posted by wufwugy ongies gonna ong
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02-10-2012 03:20 PM #155
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 5,534 Location behind you with an axe	Assuming your not serious that's actually quote funny.
	With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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02-10-2012 03:53 PM #156
OngBonga View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2010 Posts 5,302 Location England	I'm rarely serious.
	Originally Posted by wufwugy ongies gonna ong
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02-11-2012 01:01 AM #157
DropTheBanana View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jun 2010 Posts 763 Location Humping the American Dream	"If I ever stuck it to any singer in show biz It'd be Jennifer Lopez And Puffy you know this Sorry Puff, But I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I'd still fuck her with no rubber And cum inside her, have a son and a new brother At the same time And just say that it ain't mine"
	I like balls.
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02-14-2012 07:03 PM #158
surviva316 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Visit Homepage Join Date Feb 2009 Posts 2,797 Location missing deadlines, pissing people off, frustrating myself	^^I lol pretty much every time I hear that one. "Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white bunny?"
	Once upon a time, in some out of the way corner of that universe which is dispersed into numberless twinkling solar systems, there was a star upon which clever beasts invented knowing.
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05-14-2013 11:53 AM #159
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 5,534 Location behind you with an axe	Originally Posted by Micro2Macro one of the greatest songs of all time Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer "---call the coroner! There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin if my burgular alarm starts ringin Whatcha think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals Damn!" This thread, and possibly hip hop, peaked right here. Because it's just So Fucking Good!
	With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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05-15-2013 05:39 AM #160
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05-15-2013 06:43 AM #161
rickyt88 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Feb 2011 Posts 34	Chicks how I'm calm while I'm spazzing, they know I'm chill but they still want that over reaction (ovary action) - Honors English

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05-16-2013 05:06 AM #162
swiggidy View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2005 Posts 7,809 Location Waiting in the shadows ...	I ain't drank a 40 since I've been old enough to drink ~Slug in Atmosphere
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05-17-2013 10:28 PM #163
MadMojoMonkey View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Apr 2012 Posts 1,229 Location St Louis, MO	Beastie Boys: It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic. -Shadrach I give thanks for this world as a place to learn and for this human body that I'm glad to have earned and my deepest thanks to all sentient beings for without them there would be no place to learn what I'm seeing -Bodhisattva Vow

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Jack Sawyer View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jan 2007 Posts 5,875 Location Jack-high straight flush motherfucker	When it comes to sex I'm similar to the thriller in Manila Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit
	My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high... VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles. Hey, I'm in a movie! http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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