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  1. #151
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    I said Hip Hop don't get better than this. I said Hip Hop better than this. - Derrick Comedy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    "---call the coroner!
    There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin
    if my burgular alarm starts ringin
    Whatcha think all the guns is for?
    All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
    And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
    the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
    Damn!"
    one of the greatest songs of all time
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    Biggie Smalls for mayor
    The rap slayer
    The hooker layer
    Motherfucker, say your prayers
    Hail Mary, full of grace
    Smack the bitch In the face
    Take her Gucci bag And her North Face
    off her back
    Jab her if she act
    Funny with the money, oh, you got him mistaken, honey
    I don't wanna rape ya
    I just want the paper
    The Visa
    Kapeesha?
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    I'm writing a hip-hop tune, I got this so far...

    "Motherfukcing bitches in the motherfucking hood, sucking on my motherfucking cock, I got a motherfucking gun, in my motherfucking hand, it's a bitch ass motherfucking glock"

    The beat goes boom, bo-bo-boom, boom boom, bo-bo-boom (hard snare). And the bass goes wobba wobba wowowow wobba wobba wowow.

    It's gonna be epic.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Assuming your not serious that's actually quote funny.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    I'm rarely serious.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    "If I ever stuck it to any singer in show biz
    It'd be Jennifer Lopez
    And Puffy you know this
    Sorry Puff, But I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
    I'd still fuck her with no rubber
    And cum inside her, have a son and a new brother
    At the same time
    And just say that it ain't mine"
    I like balls.
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    ^^I lol pretty much every time I hear that one.

    "Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white bunny?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro View Post
    one of the greatest songs of all time
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    "---call the coroner!
    There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin
    if my burgular alarm starts ringin
    Whatcha think all the guns is for?
    All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
    And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
    the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
    Damn!"
    This thread, and possibly hip hop, peaked right here.

    Because it's
    just
    So
    Fucking
    Good!
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy View Post
    note, this is lines not verses
    bump
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    Chicks how I'm calm while I'm spazzing, they know I'm chill but they still want that over reaction (ovary action) - Honors English
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    Beastie Boys:

    It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic.
    -Shadrach

    I give thanks for this world as a place to learn
    and for this human body that I'm glad to have earned
    and my deepest thanks to all sentient beings
    for without them there would be no place to learn what I'm seeing
    -Bodhisattva Vow
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    Jack-high straight flush motherfucker
    When it comes to sex
    I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
    Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
    Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
    Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    "---call the coroner!
    There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin
    if my burgular alarm starts ringin
    Whatcha think all the guns is for?
    All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
    And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
    the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
    Damn!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro View Post
    one of the greatest songs of all time
    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    This thread, and possibly hip hop, peaked right here.

    Because it's
    just
    So
    Fucking
    Good!

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...d_i=2384464011


    Album up for fiv dolla yo, for any of y'all who want legal cheap good music

    It's track no. 6
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...



    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UdEx8uu17w
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    If you don't have it already, and you're over 20 years old, you shouldn't be allowed it.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    Too Short's "Freaky Tales" is filled with great one-liners, but my personal favorite is from his Cusswords track when he talks about getting a hummer from the first lady at the time.

    I couldn't believe he got away with the lyrics even back in the 80s. This was before 2 Live Crew got banned & all.

    Stars at 0:50 and ends at 1:30

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    I just want money
    Fuck the fame
    I'm a simple man

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    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    When will I stop? When the gas prices drop
    When the ghetto black people stop hating the cops


    Family of five, found to be dead
    Must've been one of my verses they read

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    But that next day I read this story
    A young girl died just last night
    She choked on sperm in her windpipe
    It was on her face, her neck and chest
    And we're sorry to say there's no suspects
    When I saw that
    My brain clicked
    I bust a nut and killed a bitch
    It might sound sick, it might be petty
    But you never got sucked by Blowjob Betty

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