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Old 09-03-2011, 09:26 PM #151 (permalink)  
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Old 09-04-2011, 06:38 AM #152 (permalink)  
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
"---call the coroner!
There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin
if my burgular alarm starts ringin
Whatcha think all the guns is for?
All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
Damn!"
one of the greatest songs of all time
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:28 PM #153 (permalink)  
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 Biggie Smalls for mayor
The rap slayer
The hooker layer
Motherfucker, say your prayers
Hail Mary, full of grace
Smack the bitch In the face
Take her Gucci bag And her North Face
off her back
Jab her if she act
Funny with the money, oh, you got him mistaken, honey
I don't wanna rape ya
I just want the paper
The Visa
Kapeesha?
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hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.

Fucking. Retarded.
 
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:14 PM #154 (permalink)  
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 I'm writing a hip-hop tune, I got this so far...

"Motherfukcing bitches in the motherfucking hood, sucking on my motherfucking cock, I got a motherfucking gun, in my motherfucking hand, it's a bitch ass motherfucking glock"

The beat goes boom, bo-bo-boom, boom boom, bo-bo-boom (hard snare). And the bass goes wobba wobba wowowow wobba wobba wowow.

It's gonna be epic.
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ongies gonna ong
 
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:20 PM #155 (permalink)  
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 Assuming your not serious that's actually quote funny.
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hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.

Fucking. Retarded.
 
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:53 PM #156 (permalink)  
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ongies gonna ong
 
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Old 02-11-2012, 01:01 AM #157 (permalink)  
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 "If I ever stuck it to any singer in show biz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez
And Puffy you know this
Sorry Puff, But I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I'd still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her, have a son and a new brother
At the same time
And just say that it ain't mine"
I'd kill the fuck out of a hooker for a bottle of disinfectant to clean up after this hooker I just killed the fuck out of.
 
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:03 PM #158 (permalink)  
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 ^^I lol pretty much every time I hear that one.

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