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SaulPaul
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09-02-2006, 12:53 PM
Post subject: Best Chat Up Lines
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3-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 73
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My fav atm (i owe this completey to bigred) is "all i can give u is 3 inches and the worst 20 seconds of ur life)
another one i thought was funny was "you'll do". simple but effective
btw in case ur simple by best chat up lines i mean ones that are so bad theyre funny
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
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wanna get a pizza and fuck?(a woman said yes once)
when she says no, say"whats a matter, you don't like pizza?
when you say "hi" to a hottie, and she ignores you, You say,
" I thought all the Ugly chicks were supposed to be nice?"
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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gabe
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Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: trying to live
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wanna go to my place and ...... talk?
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put you and I together
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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I went up to a friend of mine (female) and said nice shoes, want to fuck? She laughed and this group of girls were horrified behind her, they obv didn't know we were friends, but I got curious smiles from that group for the rest of the night. Then I did a lot of shots and blacked out, but that's another story for another time.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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This isn't a "line" but it these comments reminded me of it.
Some friend was telling me about a chick he hooked up with the night before.
"She told me to give her nine inches and make her bleed."
"So I fucked her twice then punched her in the nose!"
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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thizzSantaCruz
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Full House
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Location: Santa Cruz
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wanna go halves on a bastard?
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Here's a good one my friend came up with. Go up to a girl and ask her if you can buy her a drink. If she says yes, obv you're fine. If she says sorry, I already have one, grab her drink, chug it, slam it down, and ask "Can I buy you a drink?" She thought it was funny and he proceeded to take her home.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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how yooou doin?
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
Posts: 4,270
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
This isn't a "line" but it these comments reminded me of it.
Some friend was telling me about a chick he hooked up with the night before.
"She told me to give her nine inches and make her bleed."
"So I fucked her twice then punched her in the nose!"
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i lol'ed irl
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Pythonic
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: In S-mart Swallowing Your Soul!
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Lets go to my place and make a movie...i mean watch a movie
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Never bet on a white man in the heavyweight division!
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
wanna go halves on a bastard?
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lmao
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
wanna go halves on a bastard?
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a line for drew
Want to get a look at my hard drive?
Let me put my 1 in your 0?
Let's kill John Connor and then screw?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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SaulPaul
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3-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 73
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Let's kill John Connor and then screw?
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this one is the best
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by SaulPaul
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Let's kill John Connor and then screw?
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this one is the best |
Then you could do the whole "what you don't like killing john Connor?" if she says no.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
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Worked for me once.
Was at a party and we were joking around about how some pathetic bastard used the "Yano, I don't believe in monagamy" line.
So I went up to a pretty hot chick at the party, put my arm around her in the sleeziest way possible and delivered that line... I proceded to get laid 3 hours later.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 7,148
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Take a shot, purposely choke on it and throw up in the sink. Make sure not to wash any off your face. In fact, take the barf in the sink and smear it on your face.
Proceed to find a girl who watched you do it and tell her
"Let's make out."
If she does post in this thread.
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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i used this once and it worked
"i'm married, drunk and stupid. can i buy you a drink?"
i did not lie and i got a bj from a hot chick that was way above my level
she had an absoulte martini
that marraige was in the tank already, but she did know
fuck she didn't care
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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b-rabbit
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Straight
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: virginia
Posts: 207
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Originally Posted by flomo
i used this once and it worked
"i'm married, drunk and stupid. can i buy you a drink?"
i did not lie and i got a bj from a hot chick that was way above my level
she had an absoulte martini
that marraige was in the tank already, but she did know
fuck she didn't care
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wow
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do the right thing.
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