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Margin Of Error
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01-10-2007, 07:41 PM
Post subject: Is this a beat?
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Had unprotected sex with this girl who told me she wont have an abortion if she gets pregnant. I tell her I got arrested for drugs and am going to have to join the army and go to Iraq because I hate her and never want to see her again.
Am I a bad person?
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She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
And I know what ladies like
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jyms
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Yes, but only because of the colouring in of brittany's brazilian.
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Fimanoid
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Straight
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a better question is - is SHE a bad person for giving you an STD?
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Galapogos
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You're more like 8 parts dumb, 2 parts bad.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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id be more concerned if she didnt get preggers and youre firing blanks 
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Worst thread ever.
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bigred
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Man that's pretty dumb. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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mrhappy333
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01-10-2007, 11:21 PM
Post subject: Re: Is this a beat?
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Margin Of Error
Had unprotected sex with this girl who told me she wont have an abortion if she gets pregnant. I tell her I got arrested for drugs and am going to have to join the army and go to Iraq because I hate her and never want to see her again.
Am I a bad person?
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standard
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Margin Of Error
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Flush
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Originally Posted by bigred
Man that's pretty dumb. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
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Hindsight is 20/20 bro.
Am I safe though? I dont want some crazy bitch coming after me for child support and shit. Can I just claim I never met her before?
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She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
And I know what ladies like
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bigred
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Ur common sense doesn't seem to be 20/20 though.
As for saying you never met her, MoE meet Mr. Paternity Test, Mr. Paternity Test meet MoE.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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UG
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but unprotected sex is so much more fun people!
and what's wrong with kids, really? little kids are cool!
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swiggidy
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Replace "Getting AIDS" with "Having a baby"
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ihategnomes
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There is this little thing called DNA, pretty hard to bluff that one. For what its worth, I hope she isnt preggo. Mostly to preserve the gene pool. Its dilluted enough the way it is.
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Field mice are fast, but owls can see in the dark.
<Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
<Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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bigred
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Originally Posted by ihategnomes
There is this little thing called DNA, pretty hard to bluff that one. For what its worth, I hope she isnt preggo. Mostly to preserve the gene pool. Its dilluted enough the way it is.
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I hear Phil Ivey bluffed a paternity test once. That or his bug eyes broke the test.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Margin Of Error
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Flush
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This thread has not lifted my spirits any.
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She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
And I know what ladies like
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ensign_lee
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Did she say she was pregnant?
Seems like a pretty shitty reason to break up a relationship if you did it because of that offhand comment.
She could have meant 'IF I got pregnant, I wouldn't want to have an abortion.' , not 'I'm pregnant. I don't want an abortion. You have to support me forever.'
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This is why I always use the most effective form of birth control at all times:
a fake name.
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
This is why I always use the most effective form of birth control at all times:
fake DNA.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by Margin Of Error
This thread has not lifted my spirits any.
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lolz, you need to work on your delivery then
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Originally Posted by ensign_lee
Seems like a pretty shitty reason to break up a relationship if you did it because of that offhand comment.
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I'm pretty sure it wasn't a relationship
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bigred
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I'm pretty sure she said IF too.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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wufwugy
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see, this is why manbuttsex is best.
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Full House
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what the hell has happened here?
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SGTChuck
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03-27-2008, 11:53 AM
Post subject: How's junior doing?
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This kid must be a few months old by now. What'd ya name him/her?
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ProZachNation
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Some people should not be allowed to have sex/forced sterilization.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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bigspenda73
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best thread ever?
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WildBobAA
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
Replace "Getting AIDS" with "Having a baby"
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Well it's good to know that getting AIDS is at least a little fun.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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Well getting AIDS is very fun, having AIDS....not so much
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key to getting validation for ur actions is posting on teh interwebz
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I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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