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Old 04-08-2005, 09:38 PM     Post subject: bash.org #1 (permalink)  
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 http://bash.org/

Funny collection of irc quotes. Click on the top 100, it's great.

Sorry if this has been posted before.

P.S. I pissed myself reading some of these...37 times actually.
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:39 PM #2 (permalink)  
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I submitted a comical one from #flopturnriver

I believe it is still pending moderartion and it has been for the last few days. Here is the link:

http://www.bash.org/?500201
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:43 PM #3 (permalink)  
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#287414 +(9593)- [X]

<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was
I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
 
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:58 PM #4 (permalink)  
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AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That was...


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


That was the... HHAAHAHAHHAHAHA the greatest....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-'rilla EVER!

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You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:07 PM #5 (permalink)  
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I can't! I just can't handle it!

I'm phyisically dying of laughter.

I'm serious! Something is wrong!

I just can't handle all this fucking hilarity!

-'rilla

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Old 04-08-2005, 10:19 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I have just now decided that people are funny.

And that the world is worth saving.

You have done a great service to man-kind, BigRed.

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Old 04-08-2005, 10:40 PM #7 (permalink)  
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I thought you knew about bash.org already 'Rilla? It's been going round #flopturnriver IRC channel for like a week.

I have come to the conclusion that you are...






































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I wonder who's instructor this was....

<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"
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Old 04-11-2005, 08:55 AM #9 (permalink)  
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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
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Old 04-11-2005, 09:35 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Thanks for the link. Funny stuff.

Quote:
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
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<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
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Old 04-11-2005, 04:12 PM #11 (permalink)  
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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 04-11-2005, 04:17 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Haha, I haven't looked here in a while.
http://www.bash.org/?197845
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<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
<SRG> yes
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 04-11-2005, 09:12 PM #13 (permalink)  
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 This is one oy my favorites

<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
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Old 04-12-2005, 03:25 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Quote:
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip
That is my favorite HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

and this one

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#142934 +(5780)- [X]

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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