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Deuce Blue
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01-11-2010, 09:31 PM
Post subject: Banana Jell-O
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So I always wondered why the hell they never had banana jello. Not Strawberry-banana, just banana. Well the wife went on an internet quest and by God they do make it. In fucking Tailand or some 3rd world hell hole. Anyway it has been ordered and I plan on doing the old strawberry Jell-O with banana's in it but in reverese. I'll have the banana Jell-O with strawberries in it.
Or maybe I'll just say fuck the starwberries they get to much love anyway and do banana Jell-o with bananas in it.
That may cause a rift in the space time continuum but I'm willing to risk it.
WTF wouldn't they make banana Jell-O in the USA???
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jyms
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Cause it's fucking bananas. Worst fruit there is,m they taste like sweet mashed potatoes. Now Mango jello would be the bomb
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Full House
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WTF qould you want banana jelly? There's a dam good reason you only get it in poor third world countries, cos it will taste fuckin awful! The thrd worlders on the other hand need to be kept down trodden (downtrodden?, down-trodden?) and this is all part of destoying their spirit to reduce the chance of revolution.
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Originally Posted by jyms
Cause it's fucking bananas. Worst fruit there is,m they taste like sweet mashed potatoes. Now Mango jello would be the bomb
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What'd you say about bananas?
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BennyLaRue
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01-11-2010, 10:51 PM
Post subject: Re: Banana Jell-O
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
WTF wouldn't they make banana Jell-O in the USA???
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Because you can't juice a fucking banana?
Because Jell-O shouldn't taste like foot fungus?
Because Banana has an exclusive contract with pudding?
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JKDS
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b-nanana nanas. b-nanana nanas
chris rock ftw
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BankItDrew
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I really like bananas.
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I kinda have reservations at the thought of eating banana jello, good luck to you though.
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so I enjoy bananas, however they are not my favorite fruit. But when I was thailand, the bananas there, wow.. The texture is completely different, and the flavor is so much more intense and whatnot. I later learned that there was some parasite or disease that spread throughout all the western banana plantations way back in the day, and the only strain of the treet to survive was the one ranked as the least desirable. However they still have the balla bananas in thailand.
p.s. pretty much all fruit was 1000012479124791247 times better over there.. and so much stuff I had never heard of/tasted. The apples sucked though, they were actually from washington lol..
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a500lbgorilla
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Is that why bananas cost like 11 cents?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Hawk
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I wouldn't want banana jello because it's probably artificial banana flavoring and that shit is disgusting...easily the worst artificial fruit flavor.
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
I wouldn't want banana jello because it's probably artificial banana flavoring and that shit is disgusting...easily the worst artificial fruit flavor.
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Foot fungus!
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MSG85
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God doesn't want his divine proof of creationism in gelatinous form, ldo.
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banana jello made by asians . .. . sounds YUMMY YUMMY YUMMIO 
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fuck everyone else, i'm with you duece. Banana jello sounds awesome. Def. just make it plain for the first batch, the try adding fruit to it in another batch.
seriously, how does everyone hate bananas. bunch of heathens ITT.
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Bacon Jell-O makes more sense:
"The gelatin you eat in Jell-O comes from the collagen in cow or pig bones, hooves, and connective tissues. To make gelatin, manufacturers grind up these various parts and pre-treat them with either a strong acid or a strong base to break down cellular structures and release proteins like collagen. After pre-treatment, the resulting mixture is boiled. During this process, the large collagen protein ends up being partially broken down, and the resulting product is called gelatin. The gelatin is easily extracted because it forms a layer on the surface of the boiling mixture."
Yum.
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seriously, how does everyone hate bananas. bunch of heathens ITT.
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bananas are great. But this will be that fake shit, I just know it.
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BennyLaRue
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seriously, how does everyone hate bananas. bunch of heathens ITT.
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bananas are great. But this will be that fake shit, I just know it. |
Hawkfan79 is right!
(Seriously, are there 78 other Hawkmen? Consider last names as opposed to numbers, or even old school adjectives, such as Hawkman the Terrible, Hawkman the Wise, Hawkman the Incontinent, Hawkman the Stankass etc.)
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bode
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Originally Posted by bode
seriously, how does everyone hate bananas. bunch of heathens ITT.
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bananas are great. But this will be that fake shit, I just know it. |
yeah, artificial banana is the worst artificial fruit flavor by far
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
(Seriously, are there 78 other Hawkmen? Consider last names as opposed to numbers, or even old school adjectives, such as Hawkman the Terrible, Hawkman the Wise, Hawkman the Incontinent, Hawkman the Stankass etc.)
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at least its better than fake banana.
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I used to like banana flavored skittles
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I like banana's however I have a feeling that banana jello would be terrible.
Mango ice cream is one of my favorite types of ice cream so I can only assume mango jello would also be delicious.
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Deuce Blue
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Originally Posted by bode
fuck everyone else, i'm with you duece. Banana jello sounds awesome. Def. just make it plain for the first batch, the try adding fruit to it in another batch.
seriously, how does everyone hate bananas. bunch of heathens ITT.
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banana pudding> banana jello
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i hope you only had to buy one small package.
good luck
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Full House
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btw, banana cream pie is the nuts. Even better is banana parfait. Here is the one I made in school, I think I posted it somewhere else too.
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BennyLaRue
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I would not be that happy with globes for hands.
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I would not be that happy with globes for hands.
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ha.. so this was my final for my baking and pastry class, how awesome is that?
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