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Old 05-20-2007, 04:56 AM     Post subject: Ballinest game ever in the history of balln- Ninja Gaiden #1 (permalink)  
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I stopped playing video games (besides poker) mostly when I was like 15. I mean occasionally at a friend's house but whatever. Until Ninja Gaiden came into my life. Its an Xbox game where ur a black clothed ninja named ryu who can run up walls and use a katana carved out of a dragon's tooth. It start out pretty ballin as u hack ur way though rival ninjas burning ur family's village. Then u hop on a fucking zeppelin (modeled after the actual hindenberg) and go to reap death and destruction onto the pigs at the Vigoor Empire (cause anarchic Ninja>capitalism+feudalism). Then mid story everyone turns into fucking demons and you go underground and fight dragons, zombies, and flying succubi while wielding a 100 pound sword that decapitates shit in one hit. AND WE MAY HAVE DEMON BLOOD?!?!?

graphics r great, combat system is beautiful, its fucking difficult as hell and you get the sickest weapons ever. The best sword in the game is called the Unlabored Flawlessness (how ballin/Japanese is that). Buy it now. you'll thank me later....
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Old 05-20-2007, 05:09 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 05-20-2007, 08:31 AM #3 (permalink)  
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When I was a senior in high school (3 years ago) I had to take an art credit to graduate so I took the exploration class or whatever where there was mostly freshman, and this one kid would talk about this damn game every freaking day and how awesome it was.
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Old 05-20-2007, 11:36 AM #5 (permalink)  
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When I was a senior in high school (3 years ago) I had to take an art credit to graduate so I took the exploration class or whatever where there was mostly freshman, and this one kid would talk about this damn game every freaking day and how awesome it was.

..... that was me
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Old 05-20-2007, 12:28 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 05-20-2007, 03:30 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Ninja Gaiden - this was on the old school NES many years ago. Old school is where it's at...
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Old 05-20-2007, 03:47 PM #8 (permalink)  
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From what I've seen, Starcraft II > Ninjas.
 
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Old 05-21-2007, 01:24 AM #9 (permalink)  
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ninja gaiden is the onley xbox game i really played. It is the shittttttttttt.
 
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Old 05-21-2007, 01:37 AM #10 (permalink)  
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From what I've seen, Starcraft II > Ninjas.
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Old 05-21-2007, 02:24 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 05-21-2007, 02:39 AM #12 (permalink)  
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From what I've seen, Starcraft II > Ninjas.
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Old 05-21-2007, 02:44 AM #13 (permalink)  
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From what I've seen, Starcraft II > Ninjas.
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Old 05-21-2007, 06:22 AM #14 (permalink)  
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ok im getting it tomorrow
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Old 05-21-2007, 10:03 AM #15 (permalink)  
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ok im getting it tomorrow
start the motherfuckin revolution- i borrowed from someone and they took it back on 2nd to last level when i was fighting a re-awakened flying half demon half hot blond half flying spider queen with huge titties, huge sticky spider abdomen and huger stinger which she grabs and punts me to the ground like a ragdoll with before I slash her in the vaj with my glowing true dragon sword. AND I HAVE 2 ANKHS OF RESSURECTION, 3 GREAT SPIRIT ELIXERS SAVED UP THAT BITCH WAS GOIN DOWN OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
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Old 05-21-2007, 01:15 PM #16 (permalink)  
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werewolf > ninjas.
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Old 05-22-2007, 12:54 AM #17 (permalink)  
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yo werewolves were like the first level and my katana sliced thru your puny animal hide like butta baby
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Old 05-22-2007, 01:02 AM #18 (permalink)  
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i have a modded xbox so i "rent" all my games from blockbuster ... ive passed over ninja gaiden about 80x now. Guess ill have to steal.. err.. rent it.
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:23 PM #19 (permalink)  
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just got this...its an xbobx game and for some reason xbox 360 doesnt support it

wtf? how can i make this work without hooking up xbox to network
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:55 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:01 PM #21 (permalink)  
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i have it but i have xbox in detached garage which has no internet running to it, and too far for wireless

i cant download something, burn to dvd and take it out there maybe.
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Old 05-23-2007, 01:55 AM     Post subject: Re: Ballinest game ever in the history of balln- Ninja Gaide #23 (permalink)  
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I stopped playing video games (besides poker) mostly when I was like 15. I
except those 5 hours a day he spends practicing smash bros.
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Old 05-24-2007, 12:58 AM     Post subject: Re: Ballinest game ever in the history of balln- Ninja Gaide #24 (permalink)  
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I stopped playing video games (besides poker) mostly when I was like 15. I
except those 5 hours a day he spends practicing smash bros.
thats natural born talent baby. im like a genetic smash bros freak.
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