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02-19-2007, 03:08 AM
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the other day im driving home with a friend after running some errands and we decide we need to get some beer. we decide to go to this shitty market place that we never go to. usually we go to this other place, but i had been in there LITERALLY 5 days in the past 6 buying beer. the foreign guy that is always there made fun of me when i was the there the previous day because hes seen me buy so much beer. like, i was leaving after paying and he says "ill see you tomorrow hahahaha bla bla bla" but with his accent. hes nice though and thinks im 21 so ill continue to give him most of my business.
anyway at this market, i buy a couple six packs and my friend gets some cheap wine (beat). i walk outside and this youngish white girl (25-30 ish) all wrapped up in dirty old coats ask for a beer. shes just sitting on the shadowy corner of the market place so i figure her life sucks. i smile and says "sure" and slide her a magic hat. she thanks me with a smile and i feel good about myself after i give it to her and start walking away shes says "yea im homeless." lol
it was funny because she didnt need to persuade me, but she used that line anyway. its almost as if she always uses the line and didnt know how to act when i just gave it to her without resistance, so she just said the line anyway. "yea im homeless." also the beer wasn't a twist off so not sure how her weak ass opened it.
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what a dumb ass story
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Lukie
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cliff notes: gabe voluntarily gave a homeless person free beer just because she was female
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gabe
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noooo
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why is this baller? But it's kinda cool that she didn't have to guilt trip you.
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I once gave two hippyish girls bud lights from my 30rack on my way up to a party. They walked by and asked for a beer jokingly and I thought why not..it's bud light. Being a hippy in life is hard enough, might as well drown the pain. I would never give a hippy a magic hat though, they aren't good enough for it. Homeless people can have one though.
I also have occasionally been asked by high schoolers to buy them vodka when leaving a liquor store. I always say no for two reasons. 1) My friend told me he's heard that cops stake out waiting for people to buy minors alcohol (dunno if I believe this this but 2) and more importantly, high schoolers can suck my balls.
As for this thread, I'm not sure how baller this makes you. It's just a beer. Paris Hilton gave a bum $100 when she pulled out of a McDonald's because he asked for it in front of a bunch of tabloid people as a joke. That's baller.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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1) I like magic hat alot, maybe just cuz it's a micro-brew not readily available in the mid-west
2) she wanted you
3) mmm, beer
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its called baller story because yours truly wrote it up
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1) lol @ hippies and hippie jokes
2) what's wrong with HSers sucking your balls
3) oh, snap
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Gabe, buy a $500+ bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and that will be a baller move.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Originally Posted by bigred
Paris Hilton gave a bum $100 when she pulled out of a McDonald's because he asked for it in front of a bunch of tabloid people as a joke. That's baller.
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Come on, how is that baller? If the tabloid people weren't there (but I guess they pretty much always are) and she had given him 100$ without him asking, then I can see it being somewhat baller. With her cash flow I wouldn't be really impressed until she bought the poor guy a small home, though.
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It's baller because most people can't afford to do this on a whim.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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back when I first started ring and had an 8k month (my first month!) I remember going to burger king after a night of drinking, and this bum was talking to me on the way in, I chatted a bit, then told him Id hit him up on th way out. So I bought my food and stuffed the change in my other pocket ( the one without the wad) then on the way out I just dug in my pocket and stuffed what I grabbed in his cup. Something like 15$. I tried to do it so no one would see, but my gf saw and made a big deal out of it. It was kinda embarrassing.
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bigred
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This guy recruited a couple thousand people to break up with his gf. Is that baller?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qy-VnBEtb0
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LOL OPERATIONS
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gabe
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its fake
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This thread title is so ridiculously misleading...
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If he'd shown one of them how to use a feckin' microphone it might have been.
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after reading the OP, i coldn't help but wipe my ass on my monitor.
then i yanked it from the wall, carried it the homeless guy down the street, set it in front of him, he said 'Tha for me?" i said 'Yes, butbe careful. It smells like shit.' then i went to Best Buy and purchased another monitor, and am now using it to type this reply.
that's baller
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bah I had higher expectations for the breakup video. He just seemed kinda emo and stuff, and it was only 4 months. It was still pretty balla to have all those people, then have a group sing.
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How the hell did you pick 4 months?
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I clicked on one of the other videos that came up after it was over, it was some interview with him. I guess thats where he said 4 months? I thought it was in the video linked.
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Why is this thread so long?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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gabe, you should have asked for her phone number.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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wtf she's a bitch i want to punch her face off i'm glad he dumped her
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this story made me throw up in my mouth
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Lukie hacked into gabe's account and posted this story.
And just like that the mystery of the suckiness of this thread has been solved.
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This thread is so much better with a picture.
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Poker is freedom
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ha koolmoe you are my favorite poster in the last month
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LOL..."wait, start over"
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ha koolmoe you are my favorite poster in the last month
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Thank you. When Tyson and Xianti wise up and create El Koolmoe's Special Discussion Forum, I will request that you be given posting privileges.
In the meantime, feel free to ship your Sklansky's friendship index for me to coolmoe on Stars.
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Poker is freedom
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LOL "wait, start over"
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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This thread is so much better with a picture.
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wow, comedy gold.
NICE SHIRT GABE
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HAHAHA.
I was gonna come in here and be like "WTF? This thread is on fire? How'd THAT happen?" but then I saw the pic.
Well done koolmoe.
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Nice pic.
It's not so much a baller story, more a cool and interesting story. This thread has only been called lame due to the title.
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Worthy of a high-five award!!
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Of course I have bad days...
Sometimes I'll go a whole day without quads.
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She's homeless because she's stupid!!! Guy makes $180K in February and she asks for a beer when he's in the giving mood.
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glad to see you people coming around to another one of my great threads!!
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This thread is so much better with a picture.
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LMFAO
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Did anyone else mistake that chick in the picture for Axl Rose?
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WTF, worst story ever.
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WTF, worst story ever.
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This thread's not so much about Gabe's story anymore, it's more about how great Koolmoe's save is.
"Wait, start over." haha I still laugh when I think of this.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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