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fasin8ing
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05-17-2006, 08:44 PM
Post subject: Auto Sensor Toilet flushers
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Full House
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Lovem or Hatem ?
I was flying back from Miami and someone left a present in the toilet at the airport and I couldnt get it to flush so I could poo. I was waving my hand up and down, acting like i was getting up from the toilet... Kicking my leg across the sensor and everything.. It wouldnt flush.. I had to poop on top of someone elses.
Thoughts?
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Warpe
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gotta like those stackable bonuses
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fasin8ing
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Full House
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I got home and sprayed lysol all over my butt.
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samsonite2100
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The worst are the ones that are oversensitive and flush every time you wipe your ass.
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bigred
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Usually those things still have a flush button...
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LOL OPERATIONS
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fasin8ing
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Originally Posted by bigred
Usually those things still have a flush button...
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Dude they just came out. How would you know anyways? I didnt have my glasses on either.. So .
I like when it goes off for no reason when your sitting on it.
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by fasin8ing
Dude they just came out.
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You live in the sticks or sumthin'? They came out last millennium.
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Eric
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I hate the really sensitive ones that go off after you put the seat cover on but before you have a chance to sit down all the way.
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Pelion
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just pull the chain...
jesus how lazy are you americans...
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by Pelion
just pull the chain...
jesus how lazy are you americans...
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"chain"?
jesus, how behind is your technology...
and I'm Canadian, btw
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ProZachNation
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I like them because then people usually cant leave you a big surprise, when people havy to manually flush in public only half seem to, the other half are to proud of the horrible diarhea mess they made to flush.
I think the auto tiolet seat cleaner is cool, where the tiolet seat spins and gets wiped off.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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geoffm33
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
I think the auto tiolet seat cleaner is cool, where the tiolet seat spins and gets wiped off.
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You mean you guys don't all just pee on the seat to clean it?
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samsonite2100
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I think the auto tiolet seat cleaner is cool, where the tiolet seat spins and gets wiped off.
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It must be nice living in the future.
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bigred
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Anyone else think it's completely gross he took a dump when there was one already in there? When you're doing a #2 you get some splash effect...
I would have found another toilet or another bathroom. That's just gross.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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ive never seen one without a flush button, nor would i ever poop on top of another poop not created by me. that is too much. i would shit on the floor next to the toilet before i sat down on top of a previous poop, that just crosses the line.
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by samsonite2100
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I think the auto tiolet seat cleaner is cool, where the tiolet seat spins and gets wiped off.
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It must be nice living in the future. |
The future is now. http://www.mybidets.com/scs.html
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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geoffm33
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
nor would i ever poop on top of another poop not created by me.
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I don't even know if I'd do that, nevermind doubling up
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boost
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the things that rotate, supposedly the same piece of plastic is never used, like used ones go into the disposal part, and you get a new one... but I dont trust htem. I think its all a robot conspiracy to spread sex warts and crabs amongst all of human kind. I have a freind.. he says that he doenst even cover in public bathrooms, dont you guys find that wierd? Isnt that just a bit too care free?
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samsonite2100
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ive never seen one without a flush button, nor would i ever poop on top of another poop not created by me. that is too much. i would shit on the floor next to the toilet before i sat down on top of a previous poop, that just crosses the line.
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It's funny to imagine Jennifer Love Hewitt saying this.
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Pelion
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
I have a freind.. he says that he doenst even cover in public bathrooms, dont you guys find that wierd? Isnt that just a bit too care free?
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cover what?
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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WhiteFingers
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I dont agree with any of you lot, i would not have a problem taking a dump if you couldnt get it to flush and there was not another facility near by.
And as for taking one on the floor WTF that is far worse
As they say shit happens
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