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    Default ATTENTION FTR- EXCITEMENT!!!

    so im in 13th in the WCOOP with 234 left right now.

    will post updates, rants and such.

    come rail and be obnoxious, if only for a second?!?
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    skier 5 is good at poker and his presence annoys me
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    i have you up, gl gl gl glglgl
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    courtiebee [observer]: gl saucy, i love you!
    givememyleg [observer]: i love you too

    love all arounddddddddddddddd
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    this sucks. I tried to type gl sauce but they wouldn't let me because I don't have enough money in my account to buy in to this event.

    Beat.
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    courtie must've saw that pic I posted of sauce and thought he was hawt.
    Check out the new blog!!!
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    im eating a fresh strawberry popsicle to keep my fresshshs
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    IM OFFENDED
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    also in ftr chat gogogogo
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    may the force be with you


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    btw, you're playing twenty hands per hour at this rate, hand-for-hand sucks


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    gl sauce
    i guess i'm in the discriminated few


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    Damn, I don't have enough on Stars to chat. I wanted to start trash talking you to see how long it would take for ISF to jump to your aid.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    gogogogog
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    GL TIME TO GO
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    win lots of monies so you can move up and play me HU for rollz

    btw keep running like 75/74 it s fun to watch
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Damn, I don't have enough on Stars to chat. I wanted to start trash talking you to see how long it would take for ISF to jump to your aid.
    ha ha
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    nh there with the 109o, you calling anything if he fires that river?
    ndultimate.
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    On the rail
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    tell me you had total trash here and that nit folded his QQ

    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    AGame18: folds
    NexEternity: raises 1500 to 2500
    skier_5: folds
    AAeveryhand: raises 4000 to 6500
    biggboss120: folds
    Sauce123: raises 16000 to 22500
    NexEternity: folds
    AAeveryhand said, "so sick"
    AAeveryhand said, "QQ last hand"
    AAeveryhand said, "JJ here"
    AAeveryhand said, "sigh"
    AAeveryhand: folds
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    nh there with the 109o, you calling anything if he fires that river?
    yes
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    tell me you had total trash here and that nit folded his QQ

    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    AGame18: folds
    NexEternity: raises 1500 to 2500
    skier_5: folds
    AAeveryhand: raises 4000 to 6500
    biggboss120: folds
    Sauce123: raises 16000 to 22500
    NexEternity: folds
    AAeveryhand said, "so sick"
    AAeveryhand said, "QQ last hand"
    AAeveryhand said, "JJ here"
    AAeveryhand said, "sigh"
    AAeveryhand: folds
    lol if he had jj that is retarded
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    Lol at the chat box.


    Dealer: Game #12290470004: Sauce123 wins pot (3720)
    courtiebee [observer]: without it being messy
    Bode-ist [observer]: funny, i always want to pee sitting down
    ChrisGill [observer]: lol
    breakpoint59 [observer]: haha
    Bode-ist [observer]: i guess im just lazy like that
    Dealer: Game #12290479265: AGame18 wins pot (3720)
    breakpoint59 [observer]: isnt it more comfortable for everyone to pee sitting down?
    geowal21 [observer]: lol sitting down every time would get annoying
    Bode-ist [observer]: youre right
    Bode-ist [observer]: but when your really drunk?
    Dealer: NexEternity has a pair of Jacks
    Dealer: AAeveryhand has a pair of Jacks
    Dealer: Game #12290485573: NexEternity ties for pot (17689) with a pair of Jacks
    Dealer: Game #12290485573: AAeveryhand ties for pot (17689) with a pair of Jacks
    courtiebee [observer]: you have the option to sit down!
    Bode-ist [observer]: its like heaven
    breakpoint59 [observer]: lol
    courtiebee [observer]: i want the option of peeing in bottles
    Dealer: Game #12290494352: biggboss120 wins pot (3720)
    Bode-ist [observer]: and you have the option to stand up?
    Bode-ist [observer]: bottles would be tricky
    courtiebee [observer]: it's messy!
    courtiebee [observer]: actually i don't really know
    courtiebee [observer]: but it sounds messy
    Dealer: Game #12290499547: biggboss120 wins pot (12920)
    ChrisGill [observer]: why not try it
    Dealer: Game #12290539216: AAeveryhand wins pot (3720)
    courtiebee [observer]: do you have a gf
    courtiebee [observer]: ask her to try it
    Dealer: skier_5, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
    Administrator: $27.50+R 2x-turbo HORSE Round 1 to Friday's $650 Qualifier to Event 21 [$5,200 HORSE] begins in 10 minutes! Register now @ T#62373379 under the Tourney/All tab!
    skier_5: DScfsda,jbfmndsfdsf
    courtiebee [observer]: holddd
    Dealer: skier_5 has a straight, Ace to Five
    Dealer: Sauce123 has a straight, Ace to Five
    Bode-ist [observer]: ship
    Bode-ist [observer]: f
    Dealer: Game #12290546830: skier_5 ties for pot (16381) with a straight, Ace to Five
    Dealer: Game #12290546830: Sauce123 ties for pot (16381) with a straight, Ace to Five
    shaundeeb [observer]: such a fish
    courtiebee [observer]: lol
    geowal21 [observer]: RIGGED
    toddanderson [observer]: ghey
    skier_5: lolz
    Dubness 1 [observer]: nhs fish
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    Does your avatar stand or sit while peeing?


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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    lol if he had jj that is retarded
    I wouldn't doubt it, I already thought he was retarded based on previous hands
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    im on the ropes but like rocky i will come back
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    lol deadmoney

    PokerStars Game #12291652648: Tournament #70000017, $300+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1000/2000) - 2007/09/26 - 23:00:44 (ET)
    Table '70000017 451' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: Sauce123 (69964 in chips)
    Seat 2: retep (50647 in chips)
    Seat 3: AcEGoDD (43729 in chips)
    Seat 4: Rotterdaum (169090 in chips)
    Seat 5: stikit (48420 in chips)
    Seat 6: jejune524 (55340 in chips)
    Sauce123: posts the ante 200
    retep: posts the ante 200
    AcEGoDD: posts the ante 200
    Rotterdaum: posts the ante 200
    stikit: posts the ante 200
    jejune524: posts the ante 200
    Rotterdaum: posts small blind 1000
    stikit: posts big blind 2000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    jejune524: folds
    Sauce123: folds
    retep: raises 4000 to 6000
    AcEGoDD: raises 10000 to 16000
    Rotterdaum: folds
    stikit: folds
    retep: raises 34447 to 50447 and is all-in
    AcEGoDD: folds
    retep collected 36200 from pot
    retep: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 36200 | Rake 0
    Seat 1: Sauce123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: retep collected (36200)
    Seat 3: AcEGoDD (button) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: Rotterdaum (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: stikit (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: jejune524 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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    what happened?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  32. #32
    he's still in with 1/2 average stack and 70 ppl left
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    woah nice, gonna come watch.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  34. #34
    std A9<T9
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    bs
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    nice run, sauce. GG.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    courtie must've saw that pic I posted of sauce and thought he was hawt.


    nice run saucey, i was sad when you busted like that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    gg sauce, i railed ya to the end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    courtie must've saw that pic I posted of sauce and thought he was hawt.


    nice run saucey, i was sad when you busted like that.
    so we decided on this spelling?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    WHAT $$$$ DID HE WIN

    god you guys always leave out the important stuff
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    1.8k i think
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
  43. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    courtie must've saw that pic I posted of sauce and thought he was hawt.


    nice run saucey, i was sad when you busted like that.
    so we decided on this spelling?
    I keep forgetting
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


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