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Old 07-26-2006, 12:56 AM     Post subject: Attention: Dwags222! #1 (permalink)  
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I have been lurking in the Jehova's Witness thread and reading your arguments for creative design or whatever. You have brought forth some good points in the holes of the theory of evolution and put up a worthy fight. I however have decided to bring this to you. Undeniable proof that THERE IS NO GOD!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fNy4tfx8X...n%20the%20hoff


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Old 07-26-2006, 01:06 AM #2 (permalink)  
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the scene with him in all eskimo shit is beyond hilarious

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:29 AM #3 (permalink)  
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*dwags222 clicks on link*

*dwags222 watches in stunned silence as david hasselhoff dances around like a little ferry*

*dwags reaches for gun, hoping to end his life in defeat w/ the knowledge that no god could have created something as rediculously stupid as david hasselhoff*
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:33 AM #4 (permalink)  
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wow there is a johova witness among us damn missed that thread, now I gotta read it so I can make fun of this person

mormons and johava witnesses hehe i laff


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Old 07-26-2006, 02:36 AM #5 (permalink)  
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what a waste of fuckin time -- barely funny
 
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:44 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Jishu, HU for bankrolls?!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:53 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Meh. I only have room in my heart for one ironically reinvented semi-self aware bad actor and worse singer who starred a terrible tv show, and his name is William Shatner.
 
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Old 07-26-2006, 03:03 AM #8 (permalink)  
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what a waste of fuckin time -- barely funny
Wha-What...? ...really? Shit man, I'm sorry. You know, you post a thread like this hoping to maybe share a few cheap laughs with the guys. But you really don't stop to consider the people that it hurts. Jishu, I'm sorry man. Really. I'm really sorry.


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Old 07-26-2006, 03:13 AM #10 (permalink)  
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what a waste of fuckin time -- barely funny
Wha-What...? ...really? Shit man, I'm sorry. You know, you post a thread like this hoping to maybe share a few cheap laughs with the guys. But you really don't stop to consider the people that it hurts. Jishu, I'm sorry man. Really. I'm really sorry.
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Old 07-26-2006, 03:35 AM #11 (permalink)  
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until i watched that i thought the best thing i could do with 3 minutes was masturbate.

Now i know differently
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Old 07-26-2006, 05:01 AM #12 (permalink)  
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until i watched that i thought the best thing i could do with 3 minutes was masturbate.

Now i know differently
i masturbated to the video
it was the ultimate
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Old 07-26-2006, 06:59 AM #13 (permalink)  
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now thats the most disturbing idea ever ( see above response)
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Old 07-26-2006, 12:58 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 07-26-2006, 12:59 PM #15 (permalink)  
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you got pwned

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 07-26-2006, 01:42 PM #16 (permalink)  
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until i watched that i thought the best thing i could do with 3 minutes was masturbate.

Now i know differently
i masturbated to the video
it was the ultimate
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now thats the most disturbing idea ever ( see above response)
lol...so funny it bears repeating.

OWNED for rizzle...
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:17 PM #17 (permalink)  
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until i watched that i thought the best thing i could do with 3 minutes was masturbate.

Now i know differently
i masturbated to the video
it was the ultimate
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Originally Posted by jdubs
now thats the most disturbing idea ever ( see above response)
lol...so funny it bears repeating.

OWNED for rizzle...
those 3 minutes were heavenly, i'm a believer in GOD now
masterbating to that video is proof that there is a higher being
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:21 PM #18 (permalink)  
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until i watched that i thought the best thing i could do with 3 minutes was masturbate.

Now i know differently
i masturbated to the video
it was the ultimate
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Originally Posted by jdubs
now thats the most disturbing idea ever ( see above response)
lol...so funny it bears repeating.

OWNED for rizzle...
those 3 minutes were heavenly, i'm a believer in GOD now
masterbating to that video is proof that there is a higher being
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:49 PM #19 (permalink)  
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his name is William Shatner
his name is William Shatner
his name is William Shatner
 
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Old 07-26-2006, 03:52 PM #20 (permalink)  
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I like the random placement of weiner dogs throughout the video

As well as the motorcycle rides where the wheels are stationary.

Hasselhoff must have a big 'roll for a high budgeted video such as this.
If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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