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Halv
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09-11-2007, 06:18 AM
Post subject: Ask yourself
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pro crastinator
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I'll start:
Why are you such a lazy fuck?
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Halv
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09-11-2007, 06:18 AM
Post subject: Re: Ask yourself
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pro crastinator
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
I'll start:
Why are you such a lazy fuck?
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Because you have no goals and thus no motivation.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Why the fuck do you insist on calling off a stack with TPTK or overs to obvious aggression??
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
Why the fuck do you insist on calling off a stack with TPTK or overs to obvious aggression??
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I'll tell you when I figure it out.
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Galapogos
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Why do people point and laugh at you in the streets?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
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Why do i keep getting nosebleeds in exams??
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Da GOAT
Why do i keep getting nosebleeds in exams??
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Because I keep picking it while studying
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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Pelion
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why do you want to make an "ask me" thread even though youre pretty sure noone will ask you anything?
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Anosmic
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Pelion
why do you want to make an "ask me" thread even though youre pretty sure noone will ask you anything?
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Hee hee. You answered your own question.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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Why do I always make stupid drunk posts when I'm stupid drunk?
because you drunk an stupid
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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IowaSkinsFan
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Why don't you let ISF coach you for $500 an hour?
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
Why don't you let ISF coach you for $500 an hour?
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IDK!
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Xianti
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Why was this locked and who locked it?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I unlocked it.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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Why are you so sexy?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Zee Devee
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Full House
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Why does your bankroll constantly swing from $150-$225 and back?
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Who do you keep on texting?
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Originally Posted by Triptanes
Who do you keep on texting?
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idk my bff jill
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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Why did you unlock this thread?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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zook
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Why are you reading stupid threads like this at work? And posting in them???
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spoonitnow
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Why do you bang fat chicks?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Why do you bang fat chicks?
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Why not?
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Triptanes
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Triptanes
Who do you keep on texting?
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idk my bff jill |
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