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Old 09-15-2007, 03:56 PM     Post subject: Ask Spoon #1 (permalink)  
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Ask threads are the new black, amirite?
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 09-15-2007, 06:08 PM #2 (permalink)  
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was that thong pic really you? there was some recent speculation that you just googled a pic of a guy in a thong and put the ftr logo on it.

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Old 09-15-2007, 06:37 PM #3 (permalink)  
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did u ever talk to that guy on aim that i told u to talk to
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Old 09-15-2007, 06:44 PM #4 (permalink)  
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was that thong pic really you? there was some recent speculation that you just googled a pic of a guy in a thong and put the ftr logo on it.
the thong pic wasn't me, and when i originally posted it, i told the guys in IRC it wasn't me as well, so i figured it was common knowledge

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did u ever talk to that guy on aim that i told u to talk to
yeah but i'm probably going to wait because i'm almost supernova and i wouldn't make supernova in time for next year
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 09-15-2007, 10:27 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 09-15-2007, 11:54 PM #6 (permalink)  
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tarrantino vs rodrieguez

who wins?
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Old 09-16-2007, 02:00 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Why did I read this thread?
Cuz you loooooove me.

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tarrantino vs rodrieguez

who wins?
Who the fuck are they?
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 09-16-2007, 11:54 AM #8 (permalink)  
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are u really a southern inbred?


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Old 09-16-2007, 06:17 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Why did I read this thread?
Cuz you loooooove me.

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tarrantino vs rodrieguez

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Who the fuck are they?
srsly? god thats sad...
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:55 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:55 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:15 AM #12 (permalink)  
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And can you convert that as x:1 for us people who suck with percentages?
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Old 09-17-2007, 06:41 AM #13 (permalink)  
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miffed's avatar the best on ftr (assuming you aren't 100% gay)?
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Old 09-17-2007, 08:52 AM #14 (permalink)  
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miffed's avatar the best on ftr (assuming you aren't 100% gay)?
i get wood from my avatar hence why i borrowed it from 2p2.
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Old 09-17-2007, 03:42 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 09-17-2007, 06:39 PM #16 (permalink)  
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are u really a southern inbred?
(lolz sry)
I'm pretty southern, but not imbred. I did almost make out with a slightly distant cousin once when I didn't know she was my cousin, though.

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HOW GAY ARE U EXACTLY
My best guess is 12%.

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And can you convert that as x:1 for us people who suck with percentages?
About 7.5:1.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 09-17-2007, 06:46 PM #17 (permalink)  
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miffed's avatar the best on ftr (assuming you aren't 100% gay)?
i get wood from my avatar hence why i borrowed it from 2p2.
yeah saw it on 2p2 first but still great. Is it Tera Patrick?
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Old 09-17-2007, 09:20 PM #18 (permalink)  
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miffed's avatar the best on ftr (assuming you aren't 100% gay)?
i get wood from my avatar hence why i borrowed it from 2p2.
yeah saw it on 2p2 first but still great. Is it Tera Patrick?
duno but the first link to video porn you find plz post. kthx.
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Old 09-17-2007, 09:27 PM #19 (permalink)  
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lol.

i so should not have googled tera patrick and turned safe search off...
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Old 09-18-2007, 05:06 AM #20 (permalink)  
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lol.

i so should not have googled tera patrick and turned safe search off...
. Can we change this to the Tera Patrick/porn thread?
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Old 09-18-2007, 08:27 AM #21 (permalink)  
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lol.

i so should not have googled tera patrick and turned safe search off...
. Can we change this to the Tera Patrick/porn thread?
yes please
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