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a500lbgorilla
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05-10-2006, 09:33 PM
Post subject: Ask Sensei Rilla
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Ask me anything. I've just finished studying about 24/7 for the last 7 days solid and I believe I have entered a higher level of sleep-deprive caffine-induced enlightenment.
Allow me to teach you.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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is asshat a verb?
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a500lbgorilla
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*shrug*
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Renton
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What is a "caffine?"
What is a "sensi?"
...that's all I have right now.
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by Renton
What is a "caffine?"
What is a "sensi?"
...that's all I have right now.
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If you'd stand still for a second and allow me to preform my 16-palm exploding chest technique, I'll move to your questions quickly.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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What is the purpose of meaning?
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
What is the purpose of meaning?
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Gimme your meaning of purpose and Ill answer your question.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ake
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Is bigred gay?
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bluey
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is there a god?
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IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?
you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....
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bluey
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am i it?
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IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?
you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....
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Originally Posted by ake
Is bigred gay?
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is bluey god?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by bluey
am i it?
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there's not just one, duh.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
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Originally Posted by Seasider
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
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You are adorable.
And no, becuase burn victims arn't real people.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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gabe
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when will we first share a drink togther?
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gabe
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ive gone to about 50% of my sociology lectures and 90% of the discussions. i plan to study for about a total of 3 hours. what grade do you expect for me on the exam?
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What will happen when you go to sleep?
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Originally Posted by gabe
ive gone to about 50% of my sociology lectures and 90% of the discussions. i plan to study for about a total of 3 hours. what grade do you expect for me on the exam?
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Ive been studying almost completely for about the last week and I forsee myself getting 3 A's, and A- and a B+.
Seeing as you probably didnt even attend your final review, B-
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by gabe
when will we first share a drink togther?
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When are you free?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by Aceofone
What will happen when you go to sleep?
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At some point, my body will probably spew vomit all over itself and I wont find out about it til tomorrow morning.
I'm off drinking fellas. Maybe some drunk dials, maybe some drunk posts.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Call me
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a500lbgorilla
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number?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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sry out the door, no chance to get your number.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Do androids dream of electric sheep?
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Lukie
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Who was the moron that decided that commune posts should not count toward overall post count?
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Who was the moron that decided that commune posts should not count toward overall post count?
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Why don't girls talk to Muxy? He's a nice guy.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Who was the moron that decided that commune posts should not count toward overall post count?
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Me.
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Lukie
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I think that was a really good idea. Hence, by moron, I obviously meant 'incredibly smart man.'
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Of course.
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whipped!
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Originally Posted by Lukie
I think that was a really good idea. Hence, by moron, I obviously meant 'incredibly smart man.'
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LOL 
This is the most sycophantic post EVER!! Surely this deserves a strike.
j/k
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<Jessie May>Try reading that poker face.
<Grub Smith>There's a lot of face to read. It really is a big head.
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Rilla, will I ever meet you IRL, and if so, what color would your shirt be?
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by sandstorm
Rilla, will I ever meet you IRL, and if so, what color would your shirt be?
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If you're the guy that climbs the tree outside my window every night, the shirt is white.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Staresy
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why do people say they do things "behind people's backs"?
Surely, if you are behind someone's back, you are actually in front of them?
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Originally Posted by Staresy
why do people say they do things "behind people's backs"?
Surely, if you are behind someone's back, you are actually in front of them?
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It's probably becuase people arn't as smart, handsome and funny as you.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bode
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does a bear shit in the woods?
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bode
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and what exactly will happen if my boss catches me screwing around on the internet again?
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Heres one.
Why do you drive though a parkway and park in a driveway?
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bigred
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Why didn't you call me last night?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by bigred
Why didn't you call me last night?
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I did, your boyfriend answered and jealously hung up when he heard my manly voice.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by bigred
Why didn't you call me last night?
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I did, your boyfriend answered and jealously hung up when he heard my manly voice. |
Yeah, he'll do that.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by fasin8ing
Heres one.
Why do you drive though a parkway and park in a driveway?
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It's just like how you walk on the grass that says "Dont walk on the grass."
"Parkway? I'd rather drive."
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by fasin8ing
Heres one.
Why do you drive though a parkway and park in a driveway?
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It's just like how you walk on the grass that says "Dont walk on the grass."
"Parkway? I'd rather drive." |
How long did it take you to come up with that "gem"?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Greedo017
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my left hand is on my keyboard where's my right hand?
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
my left hand is on my keyboard where's my right hand?
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Holding BigRed's left hand?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Greedo017
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you're supposed to give answers not ask questions
and that is obviously wrong we all know where my right hand is
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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bigred
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
you're supposed to give answers not ask questions
and that is obviously wrong we all know where my right hand is
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Holding my third "arm" WINK
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LOL OPERATIONS
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sandstorm
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
you're supposed to give answers not ask questions
and that is obviously wrong we all know where my right hand is
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Holding my third "arm" WINK |
Third ARM? wtf
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
you're supposed to give answers not ask questions
and that is obviously wrong we all know where my right hand is
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When you can grab these chips from my hand, young grasshopper, then you shall be able to tell me what I am and am not supposed to do.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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