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Old 09-14-2007, 07:52 AM     Post subject: ASK BOOST #1 (permalink)  
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Old 09-14-2007, 01:15 PM #2 (permalink)  
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I'm guessing you're US?

I've never understood why you guys call all biscuits "cookies"
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Old 09-14-2007, 01:21 PM #3 (permalink)  
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We feed things that look like that and are called biscuits to dogs. We don't eat dog food.

Do we eat dog food fake-Boost?
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Old 09-14-2007, 02:06 PM #4 (permalink)  
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I'm guessing you're US?

I've never understood why you guys call all biscuits "cookies"
What's there to understand? Our parents called them cookies, yours called them biscuits.

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Old 09-14-2007, 02:45 PM #5 (permalink)  
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ok... what do you call what I would call a cookie? (If you can make any sense of that sentence).

ie, how do you distinguish between a "cookie" (biscuit) and a REAL cookie (ie, chop chips etc)
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Old 09-14-2007, 02:49 PM #6 (permalink)  
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A biscuit is like a wonderful fluffy bread-type thingy that I eat at KFC all the time.

A cookie is a flatter thingy-mo-bopper whit like chocolate chips, macadamian nuts, or peanut butter in that shit.
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Old 09-14-2007, 02:56 PM #7 (permalink)  
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A cookie is a flatter thingy-mo-bopper whit like chocolate chips, macadamian nuts, or peanut butter in that shit.
OK I get his bit but....

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A biscuit is like a wonderful fluffy bread-type thingy that I eat at KFC all the time.
WTF? fluffy bread type thing? They sell biscuits at KFC where you are?
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Old 09-14-2007, 02:59 PM #8 (permalink)  
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A cookie is a flatter thingy-mo-bopper whit like chocolate chips, macadamian nuts, or peanut butter in that shit.
OK I get his bit but....

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A biscuit is like a wonderful fluffy bread-type thingy that I eat at KFC all the time.
WTF? fluffy bread type thing? They sell biscuits at KFC where you are?

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Old 09-14-2007, 03:00 PM #9 (permalink)  
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i thought i posted this earlier, but idk what happened.

the above is a cookie, this is a biscuit:

mmmm... fluffy goodness
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:01 PM #10 (permalink)  
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lol, maybe i posted a random biscuit picture in another thread.
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:09 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:15 PM #12 (permalink)  
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i thought i posted this earlier, but idk what happened.

the above is a cookie, this is a biscuit:

mmmm... fluffy goodness
Thats no biscuit... that looks like a scone to me.

Do a search on google images for "chcolate digestive", "rich tea bicuit" and "bourbon biscuit"..... these are what I consider biscuits.

Then try "maryland cookie" or "boasters cookie".... that is what I consider a cookie to be
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:22 PM #13 (permalink)  
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It's a little known fact that it was actually the Boston Tea & Biscuits Party. Ever since, Americans have called them cookies.
 
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Old 09-14-2007, 04:22 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 09-14-2007, 04:28 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 09-14-2007, 04:31 PM #16 (permalink)  
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ok... what do you call what I would call a cookie? (If you can make any sense of that sentence).

ie, how do you distinguish between a "cookie" (biscuit) and a REAL cookie (ie, chop chips etc)
Link to chop chips?

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Old 09-14-2007, 04:33 PM #17 (permalink)  
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i thought i posted this earlier, but idk what happened.

the above is a cookie, this is a biscuit:

mmmm... fluffy goodness
Thats no biscuit... that looks like a scone to me.

Do a search on google images for "chcolate digestive", "rich tea bicuit" and "bourbon biscuit"..... these are what I consider biscuits.

Then try "maryland cookie" or "boasters cookie".... that is what I consider a cookie to be
Our biscuits are not sweets. They're essentially buttery, fluffy, flaky bread

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Old 09-14-2007, 04:36 PM #18 (permalink)  
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i thought i posted this earlier, but idk what happened.

the above is a cookie, this is a biscuit:

mmmm... fluffy goodness
Thats no biscuit... that looks like a scone to me.

Do a search on google images for "chcolate digestive", "rich tea bicuit" and "bourbon biscuit"..... these are what I consider biscuits.

Then try "maryland cookie" or "boasters cookie".... that is what I consider a cookie to be
After googling a bourbon biscuit and seeing they actually look like biscuits (dog biscuits). The maryland cookies looked like cookies as well.

I'd be willing to bet that american companies called their "biscuits" cookies because when you think of good cookies (gooey, warm) they're MUCH more appetizing than thinking of biscuits (dry, crunchy).

So, I'll concede that you guys probably have biscuits and cookies right when it comes to sweets.

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Old 09-14-2007, 10:12 PM #19 (permalink)  
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If I see that biscuit one more time I'm driving to Popeyes.
 
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Old 09-14-2007, 10:16 PM #20 (permalink)  
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LOL can we make a new ask boost thread?
yah Ill make a real one I guess, maybe it will be fun?
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:28 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:35 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:36 PM #23 (permalink)  
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If I see that biscuit one more time I'm driving to Popeyes.
Popeye's has the best biscuits.

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Old 09-15-2007, 12:13 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 09-15-2007, 12:16 AM #25 (permalink)  
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i like the ones at red lobster
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Old 09-15-2007, 12:58 AM #27 (permalink)  
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Did you know that the NABISCO brand name is a portmanteau of National Biscuit Company?
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Old 09-15-2007, 11:52 PM #29 (permalink)  
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like an acronym but more inclusive ldo.
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b00st, do you know more French since you started culinary school?
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I refuse to answer this here.
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Old 09-16-2007, 08:50 AM #34 (permalink)  
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boost is obv bangin a french broad.
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lol...


xianti... this is not the real thread.... the real one is titled "WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG: ASK BOOST" Direct all srsbsns there plz.
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