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Old 12-15-2006, 11:35 PM     Post subject: Ash's thread of un-balla. #1 (permalink)  
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Talk about some really un-balla shit.

I was getting off with this girl who I'd taken a liking to tonight, I was pretty drunk, and I called her "sally". Sally is the name of my ex-gf.

SHIT

SHIT

SHIT



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Old 12-16-2006, 12:00 AM #2 (permalink)  
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One time I was in bed with this guy and he called me Sally.
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Old 12-16-2006, 12:07 AM #3 (permalink)  
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One time I was in bed with this guy and he called me Sally.
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that's the name of one of my aunts
looks like one of your aunts has an ex-boyfriend who still wants her.
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Old 12-17-2006, 09:28 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 12-18-2006, 12:18 AM #11 (permalink)  
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