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Old 04-25-2006, 07:28 PM     Post subject: Anyone knows her name? NSFW #1 (permalink)  
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Coz i'd love to find more with her


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Old 04-25-2006, 07:49 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 04-25-2006, 09:03 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 04-25-2006, 11:46 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 04-25-2006, 11:54 PM #7 (permalink)  
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ewww...

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Where are these strip clubs you go to? Are they in Arkansas?
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Old 04-26-2006, 12:13 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:18 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:26 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Wait... is she supposed to be hot?
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Old 04-26-2006, 02:41 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Wait... is she supposed to be hot?
Im a tit man
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Old 04-26-2006, 03:13 PM #12 (permalink)  
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if u turned out the light you would still be able to see those rabbit teeth
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Old 04-26-2006, 03:55 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:01 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:16 PM #15 (permalink)  
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crop her head out of the picture and its alot better..

and you must be a stripclubjunkie because this is EXACTLY the kinda chick you see in alot of them..


"Butter face" Everything looks good, but her face.
Looks good with the lights down low.
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:17 PM #16 (permalink)  
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ok in the last picutre you posted she looks like a giant bending over in a small room.
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:31 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:44 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Sorry didn't know that, eventhough i should...
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:47 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Did i get a strike for that?
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:51 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:05 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:41 PM #22 (permalink)  
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I'd hit it.


 
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:55 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:05 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:12 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 04-27-2006, 02:28 AM #26 (permalink)  
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Old 04-27-2006, 04:09 AM #27 (permalink)  
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Yes.

You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.


 
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Old 04-27-2006, 04:36 AM #28 (permalink)  
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Old 04-27-2006, 04:50 AM #29 (permalink)  
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You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.

U're obviously far less selective of where you stick your dick than you are of what cards to play preflop in a 50NL FTR Private Game.....
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:08 AM #30 (permalink)  
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Yes.

You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.

U're obviously far less selective of where you stick your dick than you are of what cards to play preflop in a 50NL FTR Private Game.....
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:13 AM #31 (permalink)  
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Xianti: I was always wondering what NSFW meant, fortunately I found out the easy way before I found out the hard way.

As a happily married guy, I'd turn her down and not even think twice. (This assumes my wife would never find out).
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Old 04-27-2006, 10:59 AM #32 (permalink)  
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You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.
Ok, first, I definately would not mistake that for dying and going to heaven.
Second, she needs to WASH HER HAIR. That's some greasey shit.
Third, I bet her vagina smells funny.
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:57 PM #33 (permalink)  
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:16 PM #34 (permalink)  
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:29 PM #35 (permalink)  
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Yes.

You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.
I wouldn't. I would walk up to her and say "wanna fuck?" and she would be the one who thought she had died and gone to heaven
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Old 04-27-2006, 08:19 PM #36 (permalink)  
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i would much rather walk up to Ahiltxs girl in his avatar and ask her if i could XXXX in her face etc...

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Old 04-27-2006, 08:50 PM #37 (permalink)  
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I'd bang her. I would just imagine it's lambchopdc's mom.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 04-27-2006, 08:57 PM #38 (permalink)  
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i would much rather walk up to Ahiltxs girl in his avatar and ask her if i could XXXX in her face etc...

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Old 04-27-2006, 09:05 PM #39 (permalink)  
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Ewwww who cares about boobs when shes a buck tooth redneck.
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Old 04-27-2006, 09:22 PM #40 (permalink)  
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I might tit fuck her... backwards.. so I dindt have to look at that face.

If I was jerkin it, she might get like a stroke and a half... but I definatley wouldnt be looking for 'more of her'...
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Old 04-27-2006, 10:00 PM #41 (permalink)  
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this thread would get so much better if warpe went and found more pictures of the girl in his avatar.
Now that would really rock
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Old 04-27-2006, 10:04 PM #42 (permalink)  
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this thread would get so much better if warpe went and found more pictures of the girl in his avatar.
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Old 04-27-2006, 10:08 PM #43 (permalink)  
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ok my keyboard is now wet and sticky

thankyou very much sir
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Old 04-27-2006, 11:12 PM #44 (permalink)  
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You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.
QFT. This thread is funny. I had no idea guys who spent 20 hours a day in their dorm rooms bathed in the glow of an LCD screen, eight-tabling while calculating reverse implied odds while eating Doritos and masturbating had such high standards in the opposite sex.

BTW, she's my mom, quit insulting her, thx.
 
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Old 04-27-2006, 11:27 PM #45 (permalink)  
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QFT. This thread is funny. I had no idea guys who spent 20 hours a day in their dorm rooms bathed in the glow of an LCD screen, eight-tabling while calculating reverse implied odds while eating Doritos and masturbating had such high standards in the opposite sex.

BTW, she's my mom, quit insulting her, thx.
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:24 PM #46 (permalink)  
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Yes.

You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.

U're obviously far less selective of where you stick your dick than you are of what cards to play preflop in a 50NL FTR Private Game.....
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Yes.

You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.

U're obviously far less selective of where you stick your dick than you are of what cards to play preflop in a 50NL FTR Private Game.....
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Old 04-28-2006, 09:19 PM #48 (permalink)  
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george is right, you guys are underestimating the amount of fun breasts can be
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Old 04-28-2006, 09:49 PM #49 (permalink)  
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Hers tits are too big and her face is gross.

I'm not into tits that look like the kid just got done sucking on.
 
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:20 PM #50 (permalink)  
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