Anyone ever crossed Canada/USA border with >$10,000 cash?

[Hartlin]

Anyone?

If so, please share your experience ..

[Hawk]

No, but I did once get hassled for entering Canada with almost no cash. They grilled me and my wife for 45 minutes about what we were going to do in case our car breaks down, or some other random crappy event takes place.

[wufwugy]

did you tell them you were just gonna call the mounties?

[Hartlin]

Anyone know what kind of delays I can expect?

[Warpe]

Google is very useful:

http://cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/publications/...f5052-eng.html

http://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/general/times/menu-e.html

[lolzzz_321]

haha, paging boost

[Hartlin]

haha, paging boost

age: age:

[Hartlin]

Google is very useful:

http://cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/publications/...f5052-eng.html

http://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/general/times/menu-e.html

I'm more looking for the delays caused by having over $10,000 in cash, not delays in getting to the customs agents

^^ that is when the delays begin

I know the forms and garbage I'll have to fill out though thanks!

[flomo]

do you look like a terrorist?

which crossing point?

[Hartlin]

do you look like a terrorist?

which crossing point?

no..



Canada to the States

[wufwugy]

omg canada to the states really omg?

[Hartlin]

omg canada to the states really omg?

yes rly why?

[Jack Sawyer]

fuck this shit. really?

do they like ask you all kinds of questions, where you from, where you going, how much money you got, whats on your ipod, i want to see your confidential documents on your laptop etc.?

all you see when you travel from Holland into Belgium is slightly different houses. there is not even a sign that says "you are now entering Belgium. please have your shit ready to be declared to some customs official fuck".

[JKDS]

fuck this shit. really?

do they like ask you all kinds of questions, where you from, where you going, how much money you got, whats on your ipod, i want to see your confidential documents on your laptop etc.?

all you see when you travel from Holland into Belgium is slightly different houses. there is not even a sign that says "you are now entering Belgium. please have your shit ready to be declared to some customs official fuck".

yes, but you guys arent building a 4k+ mile fence

[Jack Sawyer]

Nah, China did. And it sure kept the mongolians the fuck out, with all their horses and axes. It even became a national wonder.

What will this one be called? The Great Toronto-Maple-Leafs wall? Or the Great Chihuahua Wall?


If you cannot see through this post my real belief on the subject (since its the internet, and sarcasm does not travel well) I believe this shit is utter crap. Wall, wtf? Its the fucking 21st century. Everywhere has the same issues with illegal immigration and whatnot.


Shit lately has been really really retarded, and its getting more retarded by the minute.
It almost seems as the people in power are in a competition to out-retard each other.
And the general population seems only concerned about what to wear to the disco on Friday night, and also about who will be eliminated in the next episode of American idol. Couldn't be bothered to give a fuck about what the fuck is going on around them, other than those two crucial, life-altering issues on Friday and on American Idol.

[wufwugy]

i blame religion

[Hawk]

Nah, China did. And it sure kept the mongolians the fuck out, with all their horses and axes. It even became a national wonder.

What will this one be called? The Great Toronto-Maple-Leafs wall? Or the Great Chihuahua Wall?


If you cannot see through this post my real belief on the subject (since its the internet, and sarcasm does not travel well) I believe this shit is utter crap. Wall, wtf? Its the fucking 21st century. Everywhere has the same issues with illegal immigration and whatnot.


Shit lately has been really really retarded, and its getting more retarded by the minute.
It almost seems as the people in power are in a competition to out-retard each other.
And the general population seems only concerned about what to wear to the disco on Friday night, and also about who will be eliminated in the next episode of American idol. Couldn't be bothered to give a fuck about what the fuck is going on around them, other than those two crucial, life-altering issues on Friday and on American Idol.

tl;dr

still too worried about what I'm going to wear to the disco this friday.

[wesrman]

did you tell them you were just gonna call the mounties?

FAIL.

[AHiltz]

what about travellers cheques and hiding them in your luggage?

[a500lbgorilla]

pretty solid idea, ahiltz

[dthorne04]

Nah, China did. And it sure kept the mongolians the fuck out, with all their horses and axes. It even became a national wonder.

[Hartlin]

yawn

travellers checks still have to be reported, so does wiring

I'm fine iwth taking cash, I just want to know what to expect

[freechus9]

I look like a terrorist/drug addict and all I had to do was tell em the address I was going to. No hassles. Coming back into the US was even easier, surprisingly.

[bode]

does traveling across the border with $10k worth of weed stuffed up my ass count?

[wesrman]

Nah, China did. And it sure kept the mongolians the fuck out, with all their horses and axes. It even became a national wonder.

LOLOLOLOLOL.

[AHiltz]

But that wasn't a good wall, that was a shitty wall

[Galapogos]

does traveling across the border with $10k worth of week stuffed up my ass count?

You have no idea how long this baffled me until I figured out it was a typo.

[wufwugy]

GODDAMN MONGORIANS

[wufwugy]

did you tell them you were just gonna call the mounties?

FAIL.

NO



YOU DO NOT DO THIS

you must include picture whenever accusing somebody of failure. or when theyre doing it wrong for that matter

[wufwugy]

does traveling across the border with $10k worth of week stuffed up my ass count?

You have no idea how long this baffled me until I figured out it was a typo.

roflmao

count me as somebody who has no clue how to stuff a week up an ass

[wesrman]

We have Police. You call the Police, not the Mounties. Ive only saw 3 or 4 Mounties in my whole life and none of them were on a horse.

[wufwugy]

according to the entire non-canadian world, it's mounties

therefore you have mounties

[bigred]

it's called a bank

[bode]

does traveling across the border with $10k worth of week stuffed up my ass count?

You have no idea how long this baffled me until I figured out it was a typo.

damnit i fail so hard

[mrhappy333]

just cross the border twice with less than 10k unless your bringing 100k then do it like 10 times?

[mrhappy333]

why you need so much cash, I'm interested.

[Deuce Blue]

according to the entire non-canadian world, it's mounties

therefore you have mounties

+1

And those Saint Bernards with the whiskey barrel around their neck.

Canada is full of weird stuff

[wesrman]

LOL, ya lots of weird stuff up here like clean air and water. Not like where you fat bastards live down in the States.

[wesrman]

BTW i live like 2 minutes from the states.

[Deuce Blue]

Socialized medicine.

Game
Set
Match

Canadians are commie's.

And they say boot when they try and say but.

Bet they are mostly standers too...

[wesrman]

Socialized medicine.

Game
Set
Match

Canadians are commie's.

And they say boot when they try and say but.

Bet they are mostly standers too...

Get it right. The thing is (although its wrong) we say aboot instead of about.

EDIT: i sit

[maxxscam]

its like an extra 10 minutes just have to declare it fill out a quick form, or if you have like 15k and travelling with a friend give them 6k and when they ask you if you have over 10k just say nope

[givememyleg]

[x] not so thinly veiled brag