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anyone???? lets hear what everyone did i played wcoop this moring (500 omaha) and couldnt fold 3 pair like a donk so i busted. then i started drinking and smoking, then we walked to this pizza place a few blocks away and ate a bunch of pizza. then came home and hung out with some good people while drinking more. now im fucked up and sitting here. next |
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i love that cat, thats one of my favorite quotes too also today a homeless guy asked me for one of my cold beers and i said no, but offered him some popcorn in my hand which he declined. why do homeless people always choose me. |
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| I'm sitting here PMSing, fighting with my boyfriend, busting PS tournaments and trying to complete a motherfucking finance lab online BUT I CAN'T FUCKING LOGIN SO I'M MASSIVE FUCKING LIFE TILT. | |||
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I had another long week of work topped off by a day with no students today. You'd think that'd be awesome, a teacher with no students, but no, it sucks. We started today off with a bullshit meeting where nothing got accomplished (nothing ever gets accomplished in these meetings). People asked me after the meeting, "Why were you so quiet during the meeting?" Well, I was quiet during the meeting because we were talking about bullshit stuff and I figured if everyone did what I was doing the meeting would be over. But no. You had to fucking go back and forth about total bullshit and in the end, what got accomplished? Jack shit. Okay, so I didn't actually say *all* of that to my co-worker, but you get the jist... Next we go to another meeting, with our entire staff. It's one of those "touchy-feely" type meetings where you do some sort of "team building" thing that's supposed to bring you closer together. Fuck that, I already know who I like and who I don't like, don't make me walk around the room and join another group and sing kumbayaa with everyone (okay, there was no singing, but you get the point). Anyway, we did some personality test and come to find out 85% of the people I *truly* like at my work is in the same boat with me personality-wise. GO FIGURE. Next we do a stupid meeting with our Social Studies staff and we're talking about tests we're going to be doing in 2012, but they keep messing up the dates and stuff, and people are REALLY concerned about the dates like they need five years of advanced fucking notice on when our kids will be taking the test. Fuck that. Tell me the year of the test, I'll teach to the test (which is bullshit but that's how it goes), etc....but don't spend thirty minutes trying to figure out when a test is *possibly* going to take place five years from now. School day ends, my wife cooks some badass burritos, then I drive an hour to our football game so I can film for the team. We beat ass, I drive home, make a few STIFF drinks and now I'm IMing with Gabe and he tells me to post in this thread and I go on a huge rant about stuff. /end rant 
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| gabe |
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" Fuck that, I already know who I like and who I don't like." gangsta |
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| Why is stuff due at 11:59 pm on Friday nights? Does anyone do these goddamn assignments ahead of time? | |||
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| doubt it, pretty sure they only pick me!!!! | |||
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| Yea, I had a couple up here in Toronto asking about ya. | |||
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Find the future value of 200,000 deposited at the beginning of the year discounted @ 7% compounded quarterly for 12 years. Uh, I drank, then went home (to the apt above me) |
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lol future value is so ez. I dumped like 2k HU, so then I decided I'd walk around campus and see what people were doing. It turns out some frat was having a toga party, but since frat parties suck ass, I went back to my apartment and luckily found a friend who invited me to an apartment party. However, I didn't know anyone their and 50% of them couldn't speak english well. lol so I left and decided to play some poke drunk and had some coolers, so I went to bed. |
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 I drove down to Cinci cuz an ex-co-worker flew in from Florida. We got drunk at a strip mall BW3 in the burbs. Hopefully the Sat stories are better. Another friend from Cinci is sitting on my sweet couch working on his thesis cuz he needed da internetz while we're watching Notre Dame get destroyed on my sweet TV. Lol @ missedpataments. |
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| i went out drinking thurs night and was hung over all day friday, which sucked. I was going to play poker friday night, started to play, was 2 hungover to think and a friend of mine called me about a party about 2 blocks away from me so i went. It was meh, a keg and like way 2 many bottles of vodka for the amount of people, and the people kinda sucked. So i went and picked up the gf, went home, smoked and watched death proof and PTFO. All in all, decent night i guess. | |||
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| I did not get drunk like just about everyone who posted here did. | |||
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| ChrisTheFish |
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| 12 tabled the $6 turbo's for a couple hours then slept for about 13 hours at 11pm because i'd been awake for nearly 50 hours. | |||
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| gabe i got your im, but sorry i couldnt help. i didnt do anything cool. my apologies. | |||
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| Lets see i went to the bank to do some wire transfer stuff, then i played like 1k hands of poker quite badly and made 100 dollars. After, I went and bought a 160gig ipod even tho i only wanted an 80 but i was too lazy to go to the other store to get it. Then when night rolls around me and a couple friends start drinking before we go to the new pornographers concert, (ps van gogh espresso infused vodka is amazing) then we go to the concert which is awesome. I meet this girl and she is def into me but then at the end of the night "she has to go meet her friend" lol...denied. So i go get a delicious gyro, which at 1am is the most delicious thing ever. So i go home and check my email on no-sexing-tilt and cd poker tells me that my bank statement i sent them for my wire was denied...yet again. So i'm actually somewhat mad at this point so i smash a carrot on the counter and now there is carrot all over my kitchen. | |||
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i drank a 40 of high gravity, made a cpl bi at 10/20nl about halfway thru- wisely quit and busted out of 3 trnys 4bet bluffing... then i drank more and hung out outside with friends! |
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Never heard of this, who makes it, what's it like? |
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| ko anyone got cool entries for saturday? i got final two tables in 2 seperates tournaments but busted on that before FT both times, bah | |||
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friday - freaking girls in hollywood with my friend after doing vocal software clinics this week near long beach, in chatsworth, and of course in hollywood. saturday i skipped parties and decided to stay in from exhaustion, driving, traffic. |
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Tonight I wore a really short white skirt and a lacy tank top, did girly rum shots in my kitchen out of a "I love New Jersey" shot glass, put on a sweater and a long coat, and went out into the Vancouver rain to wait in a line for a downtown club I'd never been to before. Then I paid $15 for cover, $6 for a coat check, and spent the night dancing to 20 second mixes of hip hop while also trying to stay away from creepy guys who frequent such clubs. Since I'm an old lady now, I got tired at 1:45 am and left to catch a cab. It's sooo hard to get a cab at 2 am in downtown Vancouver but somehow we got super lucky so we went to my house. I got changed and we went to Denny's to eat omelettes, hashbrowns, mozzerella sticks, onion rings, and chicken strips. Now I'm really fucking full and I'm sitting in my bed typing this on my laptop while my girl friend is sleeping on my futon in my living room. I discovered that I like different sauces for different deep fried items. I like honey mustard with chicken strips, ranch dressing with onion rings, and marinara sauce with my mozza sticks. I don't know why this is so cool to me right now. Tonight was better than last night. |
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| last night i dropped huge part of my BR, today i feel like not drinking ever again | |||
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I had football practice. Football game today too! |
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Yes, I brought a knife to this gunfight, just the other day I mugged a mountain. So bring that shit, I've had practice.
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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| Let's get pics of gabe and Courtie's graph. | |||
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| will post graph once i make all the money back, hopefully within a month | |||
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Woke up sick, sore throat, cold, the usual suckage ... and hungover. Couldnt keep food down. Tailgated at the UCF game, didnt drink because i couldnt fucking swallow and anything I did swallow came back out... Then it started raining. But we won, so thats ok. Woke up this morning with no voice. Odd because it *never* happened before. I really think this is the first time ive ever lost my voice, probably just a combination of yelling at the football game and being sick. But my throat still fucking hurts. Now I'm playing poka instead of doing an entire weeks worth of reading for a quiz that has to be done by midnight. Then i have a spanish quiz tomorrow morning. Yeah my life sucks. |
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I booked a hotel downtown Niagara Falls for the second night in a row. Other 'For the second night in a row's': I lost $$ @ Fallsview playing 1/2. Won $ playing roulette... thinking of giving up poker for roulette. Got really drunk. Massive headache Saturday... more of a migrane... mainly attributed to fatigue I think..played till 8am. |
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| i threw a party for 30 people and got wasted. Standard | |||
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This is a little late posting but my weekend was out of control so I thought I might share the story. Friday was our second day of school. Usually I do not consider school that cool but the one class I have on fridays seems pretty tight. Its an econ class about developing countries and exploring the topic of how their economy differs than an established company. The professor is a first year (yes! means it won't be that difficult) and he has just returned from a 6 year stint in Kenya where he was studying the economy. He has a ton of interesting stories and seems to have a strong grasp on the subject. Now on to the party stuff. My buddy and me met some girls at a music festival a couple weeks ago that go to SF state. We give them a call and find out they are going to this huge event called Love Parade in SF. So we head down there to party with them for the weekend. We wind up getting extremely wasted and party until about 5 am the first nite. We all crash out and wake up at about 10 the next morning for a round of shots. After getting happily drunk we head towards the M( which is a subway sorta thing that runs through SF). After the ride we climb the steps and are immediatly at the party. It is located infront of the Civic Center and the Governmental Building of SF. Vendors are everywhere selling things from beer to jewlery and other little things. About 10 seperate stages are set up with musical guests ranging from Benni Benassi, The Crystal Method and Rank and 1. The music is awsome, the people are awsome and the whole vibe is great. Me and my buddies get extremely smashed on beer and rum. My buddy also has some molly which is pure MDMA, now I haven't done anything like this for about 9 monthes. I used to be into it a lot but took an extended break due to how much I was using it. Now I only do it once in a blue moon and I figured this would be a good way to end the summer (not sure how FTR is going to take this, hopefully no judgement). So by this time I'm extremely fucked up and feeling great. I wound up seeing some buddies from high school that made it to the event. The event lasts until about 8 at nite and we think about going to one of the official after parties but we are too drained. We wind up going back to the girls' house and they invite a bunch of people over. All in all an amazing weekend, needless to say I am pretty exhausted. Oh and did I mention the whole event was free? |
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| I didnt have class til 2pm on friday, so me and my buddy went to some bar that had 1$ pbr pints. I got shitfaced and barely made it to class, I got a lot of sleep but just was foggy. I wanted to just come home and sleep cuz I needed some rest. Same freind is like "yo, [lesbian from our class] is having people over, lets go." Im like, "uh yah.. never been to a lesbian party, sounds interesting." Some people from school are there, I go on a liqour run cuz they are all little kids. I spot a lone 4 pack of duvel, it was delicious. People are leaving so my freind is like "yo lets go to this bar to meet my freinds." The place is right by my house, so I decide to go and then walk home after a drink. This super alcoholic tags along who has a habbit of buying everyone drinks, then stealing the bill, or signing it "daffy duck" or some dumb shit. He 'buys' a buncha rounds. During this period I somehow forget my intent to just have one drink and head home. I remember it being decided that we were leaving to go to some upscale club downtown because we knew a guy that worked there. The bar we were at was called the double door, named because it has entrances on two streets on either end of the bar. We tried to exit through one of these doors and we almost got into a fight with some emo bouncer queer because I guess that door was only for band use that night. Can someone explain to me how youre gonna fight me with your emo bangs covering one of your eyes entirely? Anyways, I dont remember much about the club. Some guido fuck that reminded me of jordan berkowitz (alf) was talking to me for some reason and I guess I dissed him. He got kinda upset and started yelling that he was a real man and not on some gay shit, he just was saying whats up. I didnt like this guy so I just brushed him off. At some point I stumbled into my brothers guy, whos a huge club head, he got me in vip and bought me lots more drinks, but he didnt seem to know any girls... Anyways club is closing, so my brothers friend is gonna give me a ride home. We are just kinda out front and what not, and I ask the valet wher eI can take a piss. He nicely explains to me that there is one exact spot that the cameras dont cover as he points in that direction. I thank him stumbling off in that direction, I drunkenly pissed all over the two suv's I stood between not completely sure I was in 'the spot.' Somehow I met back up with the club head who was now with two pollacks. These guys were typical eurotrash and got in the ride with us. I had him drop me off because I was spinning a little. I informed the pollacks that I was too polish, if only a 1/4. Then I started talking to them about polish food, some of which they had no clue about, I probably was mispronouncing; "uzka?" "nie," "golumki?" "nie". Then I say something about nalesniki and that gets a rise out of them, "ahhh nalesniki, very good, dzien dobry!" Fucking eurotrash. Anyways we pull up to my place, I get out, thanking my clubbing freinds for the safe trip home and then stumble into my new neighbors. They invite me inside for a drink. I drink more, I dont remember much of this. All I can remember is one of htem had a freind visiting, him and his freind were fighting about something. My neighbor was a pretty big douche it seemed. I woke up in my bed, in my clothes, still drunk and confused. My mom and sister picked me up with my nephews, they took me to my grandmas were I cooked all day, still drunk at first, then hungover. Food was good cuz my culinary pimpitude is not affected by my level of intoxication. | |||
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Friday was in Vegas, woke up, hung out at the Palms pool for about 4 hours and just stared at all the hot women and got blitzed. Then walked around the strip and had 3 yard-long margaritas from Fat Tuesdays. Then I went to nines steakhouse with my buds and lost credit card roulette to the tune of $500. After that we went to the clubs and struck out with about 15 girls before finding one who would tolerate my ass which must mean she was extremely intoxicated. Pretty nice day really, I'll have some pics to show later |
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| im trying to win 1.3mil in the wcoop on stars, check me out if ur bored | |||
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bah stupid dynamite tournaments are so dumb always PokerStars Game #12369557421: Tournament #70000023, $2500+$100 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1500/3000) - 2007/10/01 - 00:14:04 (ET) Table '70000023 171' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: BirdBoy100 (83933 in chips) Seat 2: hockeystud94 (307929 in chips) Seat 3: Harmonica54 (48698 in chips) Seat 4: Swtwtr25 (61134 in chips) Seat 5: ajax617 (57551 in chips) Seat 6: SiVTEC (104463 in chips) Seat 7: osten (24262 in chips) Seat 8: Dynamite321 (256609 in chips) Seat 9: gp333 (100350 in chips) BirdBoy100: posts the ante 300 hockeystud94: posts the ante 300 Harmonica54: posts the ante 300 Swtwtr25: posts the ante 300 ajax617: posts the ante 300 SiVTEC: posts the ante 300 osten: posts the ante 300 Dynamite321: posts the ante 300 gp333: posts the ante 300 Dynamite321: posts small blind 1500 gp333: posts big blind 3000 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to gp333 [Ac Qd] BirdBoy100: folds hockeystud94: folds Harmonica54: folds Swtwtr25: folds ajax617: folds SiVTEC: folds osten: folds Dynamite321: raises 6000 to 9000 gp333: raises 16000 to 25000 Dynamite321: raises 231309 to 256309 and is all-in gp333: calls 75050 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [3d 2c 6d] *** TURN *** [3d 2c 6d] [4h] *** RIVER *** [3d 2c 6d 4h] [Td] *** SHOW DOWN *** Dynamite321: shows [Kd 8d] (a flush, King high) gp333: shows [Ac Qd] (high card Ace) hockeystud94 said, "gg" Dynamite321 collected 202800 from pot ajax617 said, "wowowowow" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 202800 | Rake 0 Board [3d 2c 6d 4h Td] Seat 1: BirdBoy100 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: hockeystud94 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: Harmonica54 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: Swtwtr25 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: ajax617 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: SiVTEC folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: osten (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: Dynamite321 (small blind) showed [Kd 8d] and won (202800) with a flush, King high Seat 9: gp333 (big blind) showed [Ac Qd] and lost with high card Ace |
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i was watching you from the rails on and off for about an hour. I did notice that everyone was bad mouthing that Dynamite guy lol. Did you end up ITM? |
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