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ProZachNation
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11-19-2007, 11:02 PM
Post subject: Another one of my billion dollar ideas that I didnt act on
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Full House
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http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/59794
I thought of this in like 6th grade.
Dammit
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Warpe
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work on nuclear fusion. funding ftw.
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DetroitHusling101
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Have they made cell phones with built in digital scales yet? Becuz i came up with that idea years ago.
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LimpinAintEZ
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please - I invented the coffee cup lid when I was 8 years old. We were at McDonalds and my mom's coffee was too hot, but she couldn't take the lid off. So I peeled back the top just enough so that it would cool off and she could still drink it with the lid on - 2 months later they had MY design cut into all the coffee cups -
I also invented the laser beam tape measure all on my own - but didn't realize that had already been made. I actually have 2 patent ideas that I'm working on right now - I'm going to take them to a venture capital firm right after I do the Patent search to make sure it has no conflicts with any other products - I'm going to be a millionaire someday!
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bigred
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I INVENTED THE INTERNETZ
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by bigred
I INVENTED THE INTERNETZ
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TY MR. GORE PLZ AUTOGRAPH MY GIANT GREEN PENIS
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigred
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OMGZ UR PENIS HAS GLOBAL WARMINGZ ON IT, GIVE IT HERE BOY
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LOL OPERATIONS
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TheFaucet
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I invented masturbation, I swear
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thizzSantaCruz
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Originally Posted by DetroitHusling101
Have they made cell phones with built in digital scales yet? Becuz i came up with that idea years ago.
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Dude fuck you....I came up with that in high school.
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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Miffed22001
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i (re)invented the luckboxx
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gabe
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i invented those christmas lights that come in nets instead of strings when i was like 8 years old. i told my dad about it but he never got the patent or tried to sell them. like 10 years later i started seeing them dammit
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DetroitHusling101
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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
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Originally Posted by DetroitHusling101
Have they made cell phones with built in digital scales yet? Becuz i came up with that idea years ago.
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Dude fuck you....I came up with that in high school.
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I came up with high scool.
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DetroitHusling101
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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
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Originally Posted by DetroitHusling101
Have they made cell phones with built in digital scales yet? Becuz i came up with that idea years ago.
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Dude fuck you....I came up with that in high school.
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Ok. Well i invinted high school.
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Ash256
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Perpetual motion machine anyone?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I invented inventing.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by DetroitHusling101
Have they made cell phones with built in digital scales yet? Becuz i came up with that idea years ago.
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Mine auto dials my girlfriends right after so I can complain about how fat I am!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Warpe
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My great-grandfather invented the patent, but he couldn't patent it.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by Warpe
My great-grandfather invented the patent, but he couldn't patent it.
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My great-grandfather patented it.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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mrhappy333
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I invented the PrePasted tooth brush
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I invented the digital music stand.
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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Well prozach, it looks like you've at least invented the dumbest thread in the commune in recent memory.
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bigred
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Inflatable dartboard anyone? anyone?
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