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Old 05-30-2006, 03:20 AM     Post subject: Am I the biggest asshole in poker? (Click link at end) #1 (permalink)  
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I had this in the hand histories forum but I figured I would move it here since its more about the post-hand humor. I was actually about to sit out for a break as this was my 2000th hand for the day, i have no clue in hell why i called the turn, and then I had to follow it up by doing something I promised Ake and midas I would do:


***** Hand History for Game 4395032291 *****
$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, May 29, 22:45:22 ET 2006
Table Table 107418 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 4: brbBBQ ( $451.24 )
Seat 6: kk202 ( $202.62 )
Seat 2: TruePresence ( $230.10 )
Seat 3: hitman29720 ( $47.12 )
Seat 5: FundMyAudi ( $200 )
TruePresence posts small blind [$1].
hitman29720 posts big blind [$2].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to brbBBQ [ 5s 6s ]
brbBBQ raises [$8].
FundMyAudi folds.
kk202 calls [$8].
TruePresence folds.
hitman29720 calls [$6].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ah, 8c, 3d ]
hitman29720 checks.
brbBBQ checks.
kk202 checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
hitman29720 checks.
brbBBQ checks.
kk202 bets [$7].
hitman29720 folds.
brbBBQ calls [$7].
** Dealing River ** [ 7s ]
brbBBQ bets [$25].
kk202 raises [$50].
brbBBQ is all-In [$411.24]
kk202 is all-In [$137.62]
kk202 shows [ 8d, 8h ] three of a kind, eights.
brbBBQ shows [ 5s, 6s ] a straight, five to nine.
brbBBQ wins $248.62 from side pot #1 with a straight, five to nine.
brbBBQ wins $412.24 from the main pot with a straight, five to nine.

#4395039467: FundMyAudi wins $3
#4395040867: FundMyAudi wins $10
brbBBQ: hey kk
#4395044176: TruePresence wins $5.80
kk202: nh
#4395046469: FundMyAudi wins $3
#4395047350: TruePresence wins $12.55
#4395050780: FundMyAudi wins $11
brbBBQ: do me a favor and go to http://tinyurl.com/f9twy
#4395052014: kk202 wins $8.65
brbBBQ: take out the spaces obv
brbBBQ leaves the table
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Old 05-30-2006, 03:27 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 05-30-2006, 05:51 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 05-30-2006, 07:22 AM #4 (permalink)  
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 I don't think this ever ends. I have it playing in the background. It's got a certain ring to it.
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Old 05-30-2006, 07:48 AM #5 (permalink)  
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I don't think this ever ends. I have it playing in the background. It's got a certain ring to it.
simple endless "loop" command in the javascript, beautiful music
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Old 05-30-2006, 08:25 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 05-30-2006, 08:38 AM #7 (permalink)  
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wtf are yall talking about? how do you not see the clear reverse implied backways odds on the turn call? duh?
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Old 05-30-2006, 08:42 AM #8 (permalink)  
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shut up


[09:59] <ake> Raising 56s UTG: $8
[09:59] <lamb-tiltafk> Completely ignoring potodds for a chance to suckout: $7
[09:59] <midas06> noonono
[10:00] <midas06> implied odds: (his stack)
[10:00] <ake> shut up, funnier this way
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Old 05-30-2006, 09:26 AM #9 (permalink)  
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There's some things money can't buy, for everything else there's lambchopdc
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Old 05-30-2006, 12:22 PM #10 (permalink)  
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LMFAO!!!! this dude's gonna hear that "YOU GOT OWNED" song in his nightmares!!
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Old 05-30-2006, 01:13 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 05-30-2006, 02:20 PM #12 (permalink)  
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I sat down next to a "porkchopbd" yesterday at a $11 SNG and moved seats to the opposite side of the table just in case it was lamb slumming it under a pseudonym
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Old 05-30-2006, 03:56 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 06-14-2006, 12:17 AM #14 (permalink)  
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I did it again.....I decided randomly to run up the small amount of cash I had on stars last nite that wasn't T$ or W$....after some incredibly lucky table selection I was already up quite a bit....Doggz decided to sit down and attempt to steal my money so were both there when this occured:

Hand #1 - Guy posts OOP, i attempt to steal his post and run myself into this mess:

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saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($1029.20)
UTG ($308.75)
MP ($405.30)
CO ($160)
Button ($524.10)
SB ($771.80)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8, Q. CO posts a blind of $4.
2 folds, CO (poster) checks, 2 folds, Hero raises to $20, CO calls $16.

Flop: ($42) 7, 9, T (2 players)
Hero bets $32, CO raises to $140, Hero calls $108.

Turn: ($322) 9 (2 players)

River: ($322) 7 (2 players)

Final Pot: $322

Results:
Hero has 8h Qs (two pair, nines and sevens).
CO has Ad As (two pair, aces and nines).
Outcome: CO wins $322.

20 Minutes Later....

Hand #2 - Does he think I have no memory??

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saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($722.65)
MP ($239.75)
CO ($452.35)
Button ($312.45)
SB ($469.10)
BB ($959.50)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J, 8.
Hero raises to $16, 2 folds, Button calls $16, 2 folds.

Flop: ($38) 8, J, T (2 players)
Hero bets $16, Button raises to $48, Hero raises to $140, Button raises to $296.45, Hero calls $156.45.

Turn: ($630.90) K (2 players)

River: ($630.90) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $630.90

Results
Hero has Jh 8h (two pair, jacks and eights).
Button has Ah Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $630.90.

Following Chat:

RUDE777: wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mMagic_cards: AA IS THE NUTZ!
RUDE777: j 8?
mMagic_cards: a a ?
RUDE777: fu-ck u!
RUDE777: dont be stupid!
mMagic_cards: plz desposit more money so you can sit with $400
lambchopdc: RUDE
lambchopdc: for the answer to your questions...
lambchopdc: please see http:// tinyurl.com / jjq4t
lambchopdc: take out the spaces obviously
lambchopdc: have u checked that link sir?
RUDE777: the answer is u got lucky on the flop with those cards! mr pro!
lambchopdc: i am a professional luckbox, you are correct there
RUDE777: ur luck will run out donk!
lambchopdc: you should deposit more so you can be here when that happens
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Old 06-14-2006, 01:06 AM #15 (permalink)  
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not to be rude but I know pretty sure that if you didnt win 80K you wouldnt be as cocky...


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Old 06-14-2006, 02:14 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:29 AM #17 (permalink)  
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oh that changes everything. nm then.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:32 AM #18 (permalink)  
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 I can never read Corey's posts. For all I know he's the smartest man alive. But man, the jiggle and bounce, mmmmmmmmmm
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