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givememyleg
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07-02-2010, 06:42 AM
Post subject: ALMOST ONE MILLION - 1,000,000th post WINS!
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Threads: 92,371, Posts: 998,205, Members: 33,580, Active Members: 3,152
Almost a MIL!
the 1,000,000th poster wins something neat.
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UG
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what does the miiiiiiilionth post win?
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boost
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Full House
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tug job from a mod of your choosing? ::casually gazes at rilla, but quickly averts his eyes when eye contact is made::
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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::casually glances at the paper shredder in the corner and contemplates losing his hands::
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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flotu
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Flush
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Obviously need to chime in here to bring the count up.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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We're at 999,131 now!
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I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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JR9477
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Flush
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How will we know which is the magical 1,000,000th post?
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(Josh)
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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1,000,000 FURRY GET
stealth caps
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Can you dig it
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Also am I allowed to rig it like I rigged the 10k votes for "don't choose this option" in that poll?
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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BankItDrew
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I would love to see a post counter updated regularly.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Also am I allowed to rig it like I rigged the 10k votes for "don't choose this option" in that poll?
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haha so epic...
we need to have the top 10-20 best of 1 million
someone get to work
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"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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wufwugy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
haha so epic...
we need to have the top 10-20 best of 1 million
someone get to work
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Well that's hardly fair. I have well over 20 posts.
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Numbr2intheWorld
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1st
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UG
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no you're 2nd
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mbiz
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Straight
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posting to get the 1 mirro post
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Lucothefish
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Full House
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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jackvance
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I wanna win this so badly.
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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kevster
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Full House
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Wait. Commune posts don't count surely?
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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kiwiMark
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kevster
Wait. Commune posts don't count surely?
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Why do you think bigred started playing HU again
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Muzzard
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i there somewhere we can view the post count?
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Poker Forums | Poker Strategy Forum | Poker Community
down the bottom of the page, under the "currently active users" bit there's a statistics section.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Why do you think bigred started playing HU again
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What's HU stand for?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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oskar
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4-of-a-Kind
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this
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The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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oskar
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4-of-a-Kind
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might lead to
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The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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oskar
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4-of-a-Kind
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some serious
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The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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oskar
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4-of-a-Kind
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postwhoring
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The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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oskar
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4-of-a-Kind
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imo
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The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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Lucothefish
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Full House
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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millionth post gets iopq banned? DO IT.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
haha so epic...
we need to have the top 10-20 best of 1 million
someone get to work
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I guess that's a yes?
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Imthenewfish
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Full House
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i won!
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Do commune posts count towards this total?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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it's total posts... so yes i spose they do
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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rong
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
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Winner should get her imo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
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999,313
post 1
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
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post 2
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Posts: 999,316
Satisfying.
edit and appropriately Posts: 999,317
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
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999320 get
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
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could somebody pls ban that post whoring primate?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
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i mean that rillors up there.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Location: surfing in a room
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wait just ban everyone except me until 1M is cracked
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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posting for the sake of posting
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
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also:
VIVA ESPANA!!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
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haf i one yet?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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At least I tried to hide my post whoring with a delightful social meta-commentary, your posts are just poop!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
Posts: 939
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
Winner should get her imo
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Awwwwwwwyeah
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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We all know a freetroller is going to get the 1,000,000th post so why try?
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