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zook
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01-22-2008, 08:32 PM
Post subject: Almost down to one key
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When I was a younger (in undergrad about ten years ago) I proposed that quality of life is inversely proportional to the number of keys you carry around. Simple, and not always true (read: homeless people), but whatever, I'm sure I was high when I came up with it.
Anyway, tomorrow I'll be down to one key. I've turned in my lab keys, our stuff's in storage under a combination lock and the landlady comes tomorrow to get the house keys. So all I'm left with is my car key. And I'm trying to sell my car before we move so at some point soon I will have ZERO KEYS. My mind is blown.
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will641
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so wait, a janitor or security guard carries about 20 keys. are you saying the more keys you have the better your quality of life?
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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swiggidy
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^^INVERSELY!!
I had 4 when I was un-employed looking for a job. One was a bike key so not sure if that counts.
I would be equally stoked. That's worthy of another congrats
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donkbee
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01-22-2008, 09:26 PM
Post subject: Re: Almost down to one key
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WELP
Join Date: May 2005
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Originally Posted by zook
When I was a younger (in undergrad about ten years ago) I proposed that quality of life is inversely proportional to the number of keys you carry around. Simple, and not always true (read: homeless people), but whatever, I'm sure I was high when I came up with it.
Anyway, tomorrow I'll be down to one key. I've turned in my lab keys, our stuff's in storage under a combination lock and the landlady comes tomorrow to get the house keys. So all I'm left with is my car key. And I'm trying to sell my car before we move so at some point soon I will have ZERO KEYS. My mind is blown.
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Huge congratulations, it must feel incredible. Nice post, too, I enjoyed it.
I'm gonna miss your posts, come back soon!
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Bmxicle
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Vancouver
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My key chain is monstrous on account of my fob, car key and 4 keys just for biking to school...life is sweet.
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cobere
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Flush
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Fort Collins
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I have only 2 keys that I use, but carry about 15. IDK WTF the others are for. Time to clean up I guess. I mean, how often do you throw away keys?
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On moving up, properly rolled:
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Originally Posted by drmcboy
You don't know if you're J-Fish or A Fish until you try.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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I keep the keys of every vehicle I've ever owned on my key chain for some strange reason. For the record, I have only owned three vehicles, but still, it's dumb.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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