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TheFaucet
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07-29-2007, 07:04 AM
Post subject: Of all the crimes you've committed which one is your favorit
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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when I was in college, I stole amphetamines from a speed dealer and sold it to other kids in my dorm at a cheaper price than what he was selling it for, undercutting him with his own product, damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Manslaughter
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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... kidding of course...
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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drug use, most certainly.
I'm sure I've stolen or cheated people out of something satisfying, but I guess it's a pretty interesting point that I've never stolen anything "worth while." Does that mean, stealing isn't worth it or that I just haven't been thinking big enough?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Geanosssss
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Flush
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 403
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Under-age drinking.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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going to college parties in highschool and stealing random shit and just being generally destructive was lots of fun. Dont know how many george formans I stole, and I never even wanted one of those pieces of shit.
Also graffiti was a lot of fun. Certainly the biggest adrenalin rush Ive had came from that.
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WildBobAA
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: lol i dunno
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speeding
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 1,760
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Underage drinking. I know it's not exactly an OMFG crime but it was really cool back in the day, all us 13-14 year olds in our year at school going under a railway bridge (15 yards from the live track) for some crates, having fun dodging the police and stuff.. good times.
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Numbr2intheWorld
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Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2006
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One time this girl invited all us over to party at this house she said she was housesitting. Turns out she just broke into her mom's friend's house, we were all drinking and were like 17. luckily we only got caught by our parents, not the cops.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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I once laughed at an episode of Friends.
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Harry
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Full House
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Philly
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Smoking blunts in public (sidewalk, subway, etc...)
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PSU Class of 2011 weeeeeeee!
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
I once laughed at an episode of Friends.
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haha
climbing shit
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UG
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,855
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One time this guy cut me off that looked like dracula. I was in the car with a bunch of friends so we followed him for about 30 minutes through neighborhoods and stuff at high speeds. It was pretty stupid.
At the end of the chase, he calmly pulls his car over in a neighborhood and gets out of his car. We're stopped looking right at count dracula himself. He goes to the middle of the street, looks down, puts his arms out with his palms open to the sky and looks up for a few seconds.....and then he sprints directly at my car. Instead of going forward and plowing through his punk ass we throw it in reverse and back into some poor bastards car. He sprints off into somebody's yard and we get the hell out of their.
Hit and run so we don't get killed by dracula, kinda crazy I guess.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
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That's a really weird story UG.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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thizzSantaCruz
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Santa Cruz
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favorite crime...
most crimes aren't that fun to commit in the first place. allthough when i was young and dumb and trafficed illegal substance for massive amounts of money the cash aspect wasn't half bad.
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HiLo
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Flush
Join Date: May 2007
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I think anal sex between a man & woman is still technically illegal in the UK. If so, this is definitely the most pleasurable of my crimes 
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kingnat
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Well, nailing a sophomore chic in HS when I was a senior was illegal but hella fun... taken in total.. I had more good times drinking underage than I can possibly count.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 7,148
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weren't we just talking about how po$$e$$ed is the most missed banned poster?
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Muzzard
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Cheshire, UK
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Originally Posted by HiLo
I think anal sex between a man & woman is still technically illegal in the UK. If so, this is definitely the most pleasurable of my crimes |
The coonfusion about anal sex is partly down to a legal anachronism resulting from the vague Victorian ruling against homosexuality (the Labouchere Amendment of 1885) which made no direct reference to anal sex. By a similar anomaly, although it has been historically taboo, no legal rulings have ever been specifically directed against heterosexual anal sex.
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HiLo
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Flush
Join Date: May 2007
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Originally Posted by PokerMuzz
The coonfusion about anal sex is partly down to a legal anachronism resulting from the vague Victorian ruling against homosexuality (the Labouchere Amendment of 1885) which made no direct reference to anal sex. By a similar anomaly, although it has been historically taboo, no legal rulings have ever been specifically directed against heterosexual anal sex.
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Interesting! Maybe I was wrong. Is this from wikipedia or something?
I thought that if you went back in the annals of time (pun intented) then all non-reproductive sexual acts were illegal, and it was only in the last century that this was changed as attitudes towards homosexuality changed. But the law brought in to do this made it legal for sex acts between consenting adults of the same sex only, therefore excluding heterosexual anal sex.
One of my girlfriend's friends is a lawyer and she also has a nice arse which makes her the perfect person for me to ask about this 
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
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http://www.sodomylaws.org/
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HiLo
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Flush
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 250
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lol well there you go - I'll bookmark that map for when I am next planning a holiday!
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Reidak
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Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Toronto
Posts: 566
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Probably pissing in the middle of an intersection, with two bottles of beer at my side and a blunt burning in my mouth, with friends cheering behind me. I wrote my name.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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wtf gabe?
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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Does sex with livestock count?
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