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bigred
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10-31-2008, 11:26 PM
Post subject: ALERT help me with newsie lines
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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so i'm a newsie (1920's paperboy) and i'm gonna carry around papers and yell shit like extra extra read all about <insert story title> page X
So far I've got "Hot <whatever costume> gives paperboy phone number"
"<insert friend> buys paperboy a beer"
"Hot <chick> shows her boobs to paperboy"
let's get some more
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Simply genius, i have no lines but it cant be hard to think them up on the spot.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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"My ePenis is 10" long"
"I'm way gayer online"
"You think I'm cool now, wait till you see my profile"
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bigred
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
"My ePenis is 10" long"
"I'm way gayer online"
"You think I'm cool now, wait till you see my profile"
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Extra Extra!!!! Swiggidy sets world record for blowing most men in day, read all about it, page 9!
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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pages 8 and 9 are stuck together :/
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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my bad, page 8 had the victoria secret magazine insert
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LOL OPERATIONS
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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trip report
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UG
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yes trip report is essential, I'm sure you failed miserably but I want to hear about it nonetheless
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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haha awesome idea
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NO YOU
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bump
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UG
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by UG
yes trip report is essential, I'm sure you failed miserably but I want to hear about it nonetheless
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