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Old 05-07-2008, 05:19 PM     Post subject: AIM convo with some scammer #1 (permalink)  
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 CanadianPokerGuy: yo
xojessahhox: sup
CanadianPokerGuy: nadda bro u
xojessahhox: nm who is this
CanadianPokerGuy: we played ftp together a bynch of times
xojessahhox: really what's your s/n
CanadianPokerGuy: Pat White 69
xojessahhox: ok cool
xojessahhox: what do you play
xojessahhox: wtf are you there
CanadianPokerGuy: sry
CanadianPokerGuy: was in a hand
CanadianPokerGuy: had aa
CanadianPokerGuy: soem goof called me all in with ak
CanadianPokerGuy: lol i re raise he re re raise
CanadianPokerGuy: straight bird
xojessahhox: fun
CanadianPokerGuy: i play 2/4 hu
CanadianPokerGuy: and mtts
xojessahhox: you wanna play hu for rolls
CanadianPokerGuy: u wanna paly me hu for my whole bankroll
xojessahhox: nah i meant like dinner rolls
CanadianPokerGuy: o i dont care play 400 2/4 or something
xojessahhox: k my br is only like 120 so that probably won't work
CanadianPokerGuy: how coem so luittle
CanadianPokerGuy: i got 17 k on ftp im playin pacific right niow
CanadianPokerGuy: i signed up 50 today
CanadianPokerGuy: im at 1944
CanadianPokerGuy: play pacific poker its a caino site these guys are here just to gamble
xojessahhox: i can't my mom only lets me play on pokerstars
CanadianPokerGuy: wtf?
xojessahhox: well after the custody case
xojessahhox: idk nm you probably don't care
CanadianPokerGuy: lol so yer just tryin to mess with me eh
CanadianPokerGuy: thatscool
xojessahhox: wat
xojessahhox: nah for real i'm kind of bored with poker
xojessahhox: had to cash out most of my shit for doctor bills b/c i fell and broke my leg a few weeks ago, kinda sucks
CanadianPokerGuy: k bye yer wierd
xojessahhox: i'm down to only like $7900 or so it sucks
xojessahhox: k so are you one of the old fashioned scammers or have you upgraded to like getting people to download keyloggers and shit
CanadianPokerGuy: wtf are u talkin about
CanadianPokerGuy: like i said bye yer fuckin wierd
xojessahhox: don't wtf me you ass
xojessahhox: i know your kind
CanadianPokerGuy: suck a dick u dumb nigger
xojessahhox: walk around
xojessahhox: minding your own business
xojessahhox: then all of a sudden
xojessahhox: one of you faggots walks in
xojessahhox: climbs up my leg
xojessahhox: and starts biting the inside of my ass
xojessahhox: wat
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:24 PM     Post subject: Re: AIM convo with some scammer #2 (permalink)  
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 [quote="spoonitnow"]xojessahhox: i can't my mom only lets me play on PokerStars
CanadianPokerGuy: wtf?
xojessahhox: well after the custody case
xojessahhox: idk nm you probably don't care quote]
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:31 PM #3 (permalink)  
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 btw i haven't played on ftp for years, and this obv isn't this guy's s/n imo
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:31 PM #4 (permalink)  
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 i mean his ftp s/n
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:52 PM #5 (permalink)  
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haha this is pretty funny. i liked the dinner rolls part.
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:51 PM     Post subject: Re: AIM convo with some scammer #6 (permalink)  
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:58 PM #7 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:12 PM #8 (permalink)  
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xojessahhox: you wanna play hu for rolls
CanadianPokerGuy: u wanna paly me hu for my whole bankroll
xojessahhox: nah i meant like dinner rolls
Lolllll.

One thing I always wonder though, is why people put their sns in their profiles (since it makes it easy for scammers to get them)?
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:01 PM #9 (permalink)  
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xojessahhox: you wanna play hu for rolls
CanadianPokerGuy: u wanna paly me hu for my whole bankroll
xojessahhox: nah i meant like dinner rolls
Lolllll.

One thing I always wonder though, is why people put their sns in their profiles (since it makes it easy for scammers to get them)?
I don't really care, these guys entertain me. This same faggot has tried me like 5-6 times in the past year, didn't even change his s/n.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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