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Kpederson
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10-19-2006, 04:12 PM
Post subject: Advice for my drinkin and chit
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Its 9am and Imma boozin, Imma on my 2nd bottle of Willd turkey of the morning.
I got up at 6am cos imma coulddnt sleep. Last night i picked up a chick at my locall bar and brought her back here, she left me when i was sick in the bed.
Imma lost my job and am broke.,
Any advice for me?
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get a new job? drink more?
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move on to a more effective drug, crank or some good ol' black betty should do the trick.
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yeah if you really want to burn out instead of fade away like that, change drugs. meth can work a guy down to the bone in a few months i've heard, and it's cheap so you can really party hard on the way out.
when your teeth fall out don't stop, it's just getting to the good part.
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play more $215 donk-n-gos
dont blow chunks when youre in bed with a chick unless she's coyote ugly
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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stop trolling.
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Kpederson... are you for real?
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Kpederson
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Yea I am for real buddy.
Imma sittin in the dark here, my head os pooundin with pain, Imma need a drink but imma not got none.
Imma thinkin of breakin into the liqour store and stealin there wisky, Imma out of smokes too and cqnt afford any.
If anyones in kansas hook up with me and give me some munney please.
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Originally Posted by Warpe
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You're not old enough to buy booze Muxy.
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Anything goes on in the community!
And AA is for quitters I say shit last time I had it some guy had A2 and called my allin and shit and I would have won but instead I lost because he called and the flop 223 so I was like "dude you are an idiot" and he was like "STFU Noob" and then I was like "I'm going to beat your ass lets go play HU" and he was like "1000 NL" and I'm like hell yeah so I go and play 1000 NL with the guy and he buys in for $250 and me for $1000 and I'm like I'm going to beat this guy good and I get AA again and he calls an allin with KQ and the flop comes KKQ and I lose with AA again and now we're even until I get KQ next hand and I go allin and he calls and he shows AA and flops an ace and I lose my entire bankroll to this guy. I'm pissed.
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