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Old 03-06-2009, 05:14 PM     Post subject: accidental suicide #1 (permalink)  
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Old 03-06-2009, 05:24 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 Is this really true?
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Old 03-06-2009, 05:24 PM #3 (permalink)  
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 wow, this seems too far fetched to be true, but just wow if it is.
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Old 03-06-2009, 05:25 PM #4 (permalink)  
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classic case, seen it a million times.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 03-06-2009, 05:45 PM #5 (permalink)  
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http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/opus.asp
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Old 03-06-2009, 05:59 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 03-07-2009, 05:38 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Triptanes the funsucker
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Old 03-07-2009, 06:19 AM #8 (permalink)  
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oh..thank you, you funsucking, funsucker.
 
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Old 03-07-2009, 07:41 AM #9 (permalink)  
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 thread of the year before the funsucking funsucker funsucked the fun out of it
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Old 03-07-2009, 01:26 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Do you know who really funsucks?

You do, it's Triptanes.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:07 PM #11 (permalink)  
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 Have you guys never seen the movie Magnolia?...
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 03-07-2009, 05:49 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Have you guys never seen the movie Magnolia?...
One of the greatest movies ever. Definitely Tom Cruise's best role. (This story is in the opening for those who haven't seen it.)
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Old 03-07-2009, 08:08 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Have you guys never seen the movie Magnolia?...
One of the greatest movies ever. Definitely Tom Cruise's best role. (This story is in the opening for those who haven't seen it.)
I yesterday I would've agreed 100%.. i now believe that Cruise's best role is the guy in Tropic Thunder. Oh my fucking god. Brilliant.
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 03-08-2009, 04:18 AM #14 (permalink)  
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don't try to change the subject. We need to get back to bashing the funsucking funsuckerest funsucker Trip"funsucking"tanes
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Old 03-09-2009, 08:44 AM #15 (permalink)  
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 These strange things happen all the time.
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Old 03-09-2009, 03:37 PM #16 (permalink)  
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These strange things happen all the time.
Oh absolutely. I just woke up an hour ago and it has already happened twice in my building.


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These strange things happen all the time.
Not as often as you'd think...
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 03-09-2009, 05:21 PM #18 (permalink)  
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happened to me once

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:29 PM #19 (permalink)  
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 sigh, its another magnolia reference guyz
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wow, this seems too far fetched to be true, but just wow if it is.
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Old 03-10-2009, 01:23 AM #21 (permalink)  
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wow, this seems too far fetched to be true, but just wow if it is.
is there an echo in here?

 
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Old 03-10-2009, 01:36 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Everyone netflix Magnolia. Lock thread plz.
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Old 03-11-2009, 08:42 AM #23 (permalink)  
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 wtf, my dad told me this story like 10 years ago, and every once in a while it still pops up in my head. the funny part is, he told it and i remember it *exactly* how it was written in the OP (usually memories get mangled and changed over the years).
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:55 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Laugh my *** off , classic case guy thats jokes, well this i do no believe get me a mathmetician to tell me the percentage of that happening lol 99 trillion to 1? i suppose it is possible though logically thinking just the chances are way to high , there fore poster is BSer
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:30 AM #25 (permalink)  
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wow, this seems too far fetched to be true, but just wow if it is.
is there an echo in here?
wow


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Old 03-12-2009, 05:11 PM #26 (permalink)  
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 hrm, magnolia came out in 1999 but this article was 1994. THE LEGEND LIVES ON!
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:32 AM #27 (permalink)  
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i watched magolia today because of this thread. i was letdown. i guess because i was expecting something more eye opening along the lines of crash

 
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