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Old 10-26-2006, 12:31 PM     Post subject: Absolute Poker girl #1 (permalink)  
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The chick in the small ad that you see to the left. Does anyone actually find that thing attractive? She creeps me out. Just throwing that out there.
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:17 PM     Post subject: Re: [url=http://www.flopturnriver.com/Referrals/Absolute-Pok #2 (permalink)  
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For anyone else that might be confused, there are rotating ads for the Absolute Poker Ad, so if you just see The Hammer and Mike Seif in the Absolute Ad, you are looking at the wrong one; refresh your page. But yeah, once seeing the right one, you are right, she's kind of creepy.

Also, for the record, the chick in the Ultimate Bet ad in the far bottom left column of ads is actually a dude.
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:54 PM #3 (permalink)  
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This one?

I would hit it
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:57 PM #4 (permalink)  
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I would hit it
keyword it
that "woman" is not human
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Old 10-26-2006, 07:24 PM #5 (permalink)  
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She ate my soul on our first date.
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Old 10-26-2006, 07:52 PM #6 (permalink)  
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She ate my soul on our first date.
You had a soul?
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 10-26-2006, 08:08 PM #7 (permalink)  
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This one?

I would hit it
CORRECT IF WRONG - but isn't this the girl from Surreal Life who then was the star (i use that VERY liberally) of I love Brady? Or whatever the name of that show is...
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Old 10-26-2006, 08:29 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.



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Old 10-26-2006, 08:46 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
I wholeheartedly disagree.
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Old 10-26-2006, 09:03 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
I wholeheartedly disagree.
obviously you're not in the target demographic courtie
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Old 10-26-2006, 09:25 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Looks like it is doing the ad to support its meth/heroin addiction IMO.
If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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Old 10-26-2006, 09:37 PM #12 (permalink)  
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obviously you're not in the target demographic courtie



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Old 10-26-2006, 11:35 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 10-27-2006, 12:17 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
lol another courtiebee hater. Or the same one. Not that it matters. HI!



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Old 10-27-2006, 01:00 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
I wholeheartedly disagree.
I wholeheartedly agree with your disagreement
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Old 10-27-2006, 08:28 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
I wholeheartedly disagree.
obviously you're not in the target demographic courtie
Well, according to your sig she could well be!
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Old 10-27-2006, 08:55 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 12-27-2006, 03:52 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 12-27-2006, 04:13 AM #19 (permalink)  
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This one?

I would hit it
wait, what? this is the creepy, unattractive chick?

why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
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Old 12-27-2006, 04:41 AM #20 (permalink)  
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why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
Because you think we're cute?

For the record, I'm not prepubescent, I shave.
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Old 12-27-2006, 04:47 AM #21 (permalink)  
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why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
Maturity is overrated.
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Old 12-27-2006, 05:14 AM #22 (permalink)  
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why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
Because you think we're cute?

For the record, I'm not prepubescent, I shave.
i wasn't referring to you. you'd hit that. you have a brain.

and for all you shortsighted numbskulls, my avatar could very easily be the backside of that chick. creepy now?
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