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AHiltz
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10-26-2006, 12:31 PM
Post subject: Absolute Poker girl
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4-of-a-Kind
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The chick in the small ad that you see to the left. Does anyone actually find that thing attractive? She creeps me out. Just throwing that out there.
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thenonsequitur
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10-26-2006, 01:17 PM
Post subject: Re: [url=http://www.flopturnriver.com/Referrals/Absolute-Pok
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Full House
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For anyone else that might be confused, there are rotating ads for the Absolute Poker Ad, so if you just see The Hammer and Mike Seif in the Absolute Ad, you are looking at the wrong one; refresh your page. But yeah, once seeing the right one, you are right, she's kind of creepy.
Also, for the record, the chick in the Ultimate Bet ad in the far bottom left column of ads is actually a dude.
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swiggidy
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This one?

I would hit it
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Full House
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
I would hit it
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keyword it
that "woman" is not human
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bigred
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She ate my soul on our first date.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Originally Posted by bigred
She ate my soul on our first date.
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You had a soul?
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
This one?

I would hit it
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CORRECT IF WRONG - but isn't this the girl from Surreal Life who then was the star (i use that VERY liberally) of I love Brady? Or whatever the name of that show is...
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donkbee
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Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
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I wholeheartedly disagree.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
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I wholeheartedly disagree.
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obviously you're not in the target demographic courtie
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Looks like it is doing the ad to support its meth/heroin addiction IMO.
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If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!
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donkbee
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
obviously you're not in the target demographic courtie
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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AAnalKKarnage
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Originally Posted by courtiebitch
Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
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donkbee
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Originally Posted by courtiebitch
Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
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lol another courtiebee hater. Or the same one. Not that it matters. HI!
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
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I wholeheartedly disagree.
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I wholeheartedly agree with your disagreement
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Staresy
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
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I wholeheartedly disagree.
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obviously you're not in the target demographic courtie
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Well, according to your sig she could well be!
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Renton
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Hot azn lesbians...
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http://static.flickr.com/31/63359699_06f78f0f47.jpg
is this her?
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
This one?

I would hit it
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wait, what? this is the creepy, unattractive chick?
why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
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swiggidy
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why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
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Because you think we're cute?
For the record, I'm not prepubescent, I shave.
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
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Maturity is overrated.
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
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Because you think we're cute?
For the record, I'm not prepubescent, I shave.
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i wasn't referring to you. you'd hit that. you have a brain.
and for all you shortsighted numbskulls, my avatar could very easily be the backside of that chick. creepy now?
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