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Old 02-18-2009, 07:35 AM     Post subject: a200lbgorilla #1 (permalink)  
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now i'm really scared of misbehaving around here, this is just 200lbs.
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Old 02-18-2009, 07:51 AM #2 (permalink)  
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That's pretty fucked up.

Why the hell wouldn't she put the phone down and help beat the shit out of that chimp?


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humans are the only species of ape that are not super strong. not much a human, much less old women can do to fight one. pretty sure ive read stories about chimps ripping off human limbs. also, they often go for the face and genitalia primarily, and they know full well what they're doing.
 
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Old 02-18-2009, 10:27 AM #4 (permalink)  
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That's pretty fucked up.

Why the hell wouldn't she put the phone down and help beat the shit out of that chimp?

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Old 02-18-2009, 11:34 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Heard about this yesterday but forgot to post it. The report I read (New York Times, I think) was done with a lighter touch. Came off a lot funnier.
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:47 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 02-19-2009, 01:48 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 02-19-2009, 03:08 AM #8 (permalink)  
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they often go for the face and genitalia
So they're just like Rilla.
 
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Old 02-19-2009, 03:43 AM #9 (permalink)  
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