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Old 05-16-2010, 07:56 AM     Post subject: 7-9 yr olds wrking it to "single ladies" #1 (permalink)  
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YouTube - Little Girls Working It To Single Ladies & They Are Killing It!

Too provocative for kids that age or totally standard?
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Old 05-16-2010, 07:59 AM #2 (permalink)  
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why?

with that single word I am asking multiple questions


 
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Old 05-16-2010, 08:08 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Wow. That was pretty fucking good work. It's not too provocative if you can see past the sex appeal of the performance and concentrate on the sick amount of hard work that was required.


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Old 05-16-2010, 08:14 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Yeah I've seen this, and those girls can dance. But too slutty imo.
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Old 05-16-2010, 08:30 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Where is the line?


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Old 05-16-2010, 08:31 AM #7 (permalink)  
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awful. pisses me off. people are morons

it's called sex appeal. sex appeal is one of the primary factors in why that dance and wardrobe exists. it's fucking kids

their parents need to go jump off a cliff
 
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Old 05-16-2010, 08:58 AM #8 (permalink)  
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wuf found it

I'm trying to pretend I'm the father of one of these children and I think the only way I would allow it is if I either didn't give a shit about my daughter, or if I was the biggest pussy/pushover where my wife had 100% of the control in the relationship.


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Old 05-16-2010, 11:46 AM #9 (permalink)  
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awful. pisses me off. people are morons

it's called sex appeal. sex appeal is one of the primary factors in why that dance and wardrobe exists. it's fucking kids

their parents need to go jump off a cliff
yeah this post sums it up perfectly
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Old 05-16-2010, 12:17 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Why? Why is this happening?

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Why? Why is this happening?
Based on the trusty science of recalling a documentary I saw a few years back, I'd take a shot at a fat control freak cunt of a mom trying to live and compete vicariously. Like Drew said, a pussy pushover husband way below the wife's looks category also helps.
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Old 05-16-2010, 02:57 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Wow. That was pretty fucking good work. It's not too provocative if you can see past the sex appeal of the performance and concentrate on the sick amount of hard work that was required.
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Old 05-16-2010, 03:11 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Based on the trusty science of recalling a documentary I saw a few years back, I'd take a shot at a fat control freak cunt of a mom trying to live and compete vicariously. Like Drew said, a pussy pushover husband way below the wife's looks category also helps.
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Old 05-16-2010, 04:25 PM #16 (permalink)  
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wow. last night my friend mentioned this video, and I did not realize how disgusted I would be. That was just gross. What makes it even sicker is that the girls were very talented dancers, and this is the direction their parents pushed them in.. why not just ballet, or non-slut dancing?
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wow. last night my friend mentioned this video, and I did not realize how disgusted I would be. That was just gross. What makes it even sicker is that the girls were very talented dancers, and this is the direction their parents pushed them in.. why not just ballet, or non-slut dancing?
the reason is obv. that shit doesn't sell.

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why not jump straight to stripping then?

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You only get one shot at the big times with stripping. You go pro too early and you career could be over before it starts.

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the reason is obv. that shit doesn't sell.
half expected someone to post "i'd hit it"
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Old 05-17-2010, 01:56 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 05-17-2010, 03:37 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Wow. You Amelicans are such prudes.

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Old 05-17-2010, 05:16 AM #26 (permalink)  
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americans are definitely mega prudes, but this is not an example

we're dumbshit prudes inasmuch as hide our kids from ever seeing or learning about sexuality of any sort and this actually makes sexual development in later years much harder imo, and we actually push against their sexuality when they become sexual themselves

not approving of kids being taught to act in ways that were borne out of adult sexuality is an entirely different manner. on top of that, i bet that if you wanted to bring the pedophile out in somebody, you'd show him this

maybe the point would be obvious if the dance involved grinding and dicksucking motions
 
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Old 05-17-2010, 05:59 PM #27 (permalink)  
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I watched like 10 seconds of it at work before I started thinking to myself "how ould I explain this if someone walked by."

...weird.

That had to be a ton of work to get them coordinated like that though. damn.
 
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