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Old 03-22-2006, 12:54 AM     Post subject: 420 Bitches #1 (permalink)  
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:56 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Posted: Tue, 21 Mar 2006, 5:54pm Post subject: 420 Bitches


its 3/21 you fucking pot head.
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:58 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:00 AM #4 (permalink)  
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why would I edit my post? stupid pot head. its neither the 20th nor the 4th month of the year.
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:44 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:44 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 03-22-2006, 05:30 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 03-22-2006, 06:51 AM #8 (permalink)  
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oh, I get it now. youre still a pot head though
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Old 03-22-2006, 07:12 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Nope never smoked weed before. My roomate just got done with court for his 2nd MIP(he got off) so I think Im gona smoke pot this weekend with him.

Hopefully it hits me.
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Old 03-22-2006, 07:44 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Nope never smoked weed before. My roomate just got done with court for his 2nd MIP(he got off) so I think Im gona smoke pot this weekend with him.

Hopefully it hits me.
Get drunk first so you don't do the pussy cough. Also allows you to get a crazy cross buzz.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 03-22-2006, 08:32 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 03-22-2006, 09:09 AM #12 (permalink)  
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i smoked for my first time while i was drinking (for my first time too, ironically.)

it's not a bad idea. just don't drink a fuckton.
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Old 03-22-2006, 11:09 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:07 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:24 AM #17 (permalink)  
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I live in a town that is known for producing some of the best weed ever. I have yet to try it though. Makes me think I'm missing out but my record is going on for so long I might as well keep it up now anyway. Drinking's for the real men anyway. Weed's for the girly men.


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Old 04-13-2006, 07:50 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 04-13-2006, 07:54 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 04-13-2006, 08:39 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 04-14-2006, 03:02 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 04-14-2006, 05:55 PM #23 (permalink)  
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GO VANCOUVER

Erm. And go Surrey.
ewwwwww Surrey.
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Erm. And go Surrey.
ewwwwww Surrey.
Haha I went to school in Delta.
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Old 04-15-2006, 02:58 PM #26 (permalink)  
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Old 04-15-2006, 07:37 PM #27 (permalink)  
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Im a rookie but Ill try my best.

Im surprised I got so fucked up my first time. Smoked two bowls with 4 guys tho.
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Old 04-16-2006, 02:13 PM #28 (permalink)  
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you make me laugh
norcal grows much better dank than BC
 
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I like the bud in the middle
it's all orange
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Old 04-16-2006, 06:20 PM #32 (permalink)  
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I quit smoking basically because of poker. However...
I know a few good players that tell me they play better high (but not too high). Can we get a discussion on the affects of weed on poker?
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Old 04-16-2006, 06:46 PM #34 (permalink)  
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I quit smoking basically because of poker. However...
I know a few good players that tell me they play better high (but not too high). Can we get a discussion on the affects of weed on poker?
These are the same people that always say stuff like "I drive better when im a little drunk anyway"

They simply have a selective memory or are lying.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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I don't advocate playing while high, but i don't mind it.

I don't think i play better, but i dont think it hinders it.
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Old 04-21-2006, 05:15 AM #36 (permalink)  
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I think I smoked about 7+ bowls, good holiday

Who else celebtrated?
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I think I smoked about 7+ bowls, good holiday

Who else celebtrated?
I conviently ran out of Adderrall on 4/19 (i'm prescribed), so I was barely able to get off my ass all day on 4/20. I resorted to sitting in my recliner with a Bong and 500+ channels of DirecTV with Tivo. Good day all-in-all.
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Old 04-21-2006, 05:17 PM #38 (permalink)  
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I smoked nothing. Drank a little, played some cards with the friends.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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