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Old 02-09-2006, 05:19 AM     Post subject: </3 ZolaonAOL #1 (permalink)  
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Triptanes: ZOla
ZolaOnAOL: Can I help you?
Triptanes: YEs
ZolaOnAOL: What can I do for you?
Triptanes: Can u tell Lee Jones not to let people resuck one out on me on the river, look at this garbage:
Dealt to Triptanes [2d Qd]
Lukieplaya: folds
tazquest: folds
badhaircut: calls $1
CincyChick22: folds
Triptanes: raises $4 to $5
KillaCoupe: calls $4
badhaircut: folds
*** FLOP *** [6s Ad 2c]
Triptanes: checks
KillaCoupe: bets $1
Triptanes: raises $6 to $7
KillaCoupe: raises $19 to $26
Triptanes: raises $71.80 to $97.80 and is all-in
KillaCoupe: calls $71.80
*** TURN *** [6s Ad 2c] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [6s Ad 2c 2s] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Triptanes: shows [2d Qd] (a full house, Deuces full of Aces)
KillaCoupe: shows [Jd As] (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
KillaCoupe collected $203.60 from pot
ZolaOnAOL: Of course I can tell, Triptanes.
Triptanes: Can u do that for me?
ZolaOnAOL: Doing that for him or her is not among my strongest traits.
Triptanes: I fuckin hate u, you dumb bitch, you're such a tease
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Triptanes: Are u Leee Jones mistress!!?!?!?!
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am Leee Jones mistress. I am a chatterbot developed by an all-star programming team.
Triptanes: You're a liar and a cheat, good day sir
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I always tell the truth, I think.
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:30 AM #2 (permalink)  
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you have fun chatting it up with robots? I hope you do.. just wait till they strike. Robots will be the death of us, THE FUCKING DEATH OF US
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Old 02-09-2006, 04:47 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Fuck robots! I think its birds we need to be worried about. Man they're some scary shit, they can fly and peck your eyeballs n shit.
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Old 02-09-2006, 04:58 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Fuck robots! I think its birds we need to be worried about. Man they're some scary shit, they can fly and peck your eyeballs n shit.
Fuck birds, what about those god damned cats? They've infultrated every level of every gov't around the world. They have claws and know where we fucking sleep!

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Old 02-09-2006, 05:11 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Yeah but cats kill birds which is cool. There not on the level of dog coolness but they're ok.
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:13 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Yeah but cats kill birds which is cool. There not on the level of dog coolness but they're ok.
Dogs rock.

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Old 02-09-2006, 06:21 PM #7 (permalink)  
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lizards are the only animal that can be truly trusted, birds are freinds of the lizards, so at times they can be trusted. Birds are also good for fornification. Monkeys are robots are the evil offspring of science. Lizards dont like science.
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Old 02-09-2006, 06:22 PM #8 (permalink)  
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lizards are the only animal that can be truly trusted, birds are freinds of the lizards, so at times they can be trusted. Birds are also good for fornification. Monkeys are robots are the evil offspring of science. Lizards dont like science.
My pet Iguana just died. The cops tried to pin it on me but realized I was too white to commit a crime.

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Old 02-09-2006, 06:27 PM #9 (permalink)  
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its because the cops are monkeys, through and through. If you put your trust in thier hands, it will be the end of you.

P.S. Some cops are known to be a monkey robot hybrid, these are comparable to agents in the matrix, you gotta get all neo on thier ass, or just run and run fast.
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Yeah lizards are cool I suppose, in a chilled out kinda way. If there was a animal mafia I think a lizard would be the head boss.

See they only pretend to be friends with the birds so the birds won't attack them when they take us over.
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Old 02-09-2006, 06:37 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Yeah lizards are cool I suppose, in a chilled out kinda way. If there was a animal mafia I think a lizard would be the head boss.

See they only pretend to be friends with the birds so the birds won't attack them when they take us over.
Obviously a huge ass hog would be mafia head but a lizard would probably be his right hand man.

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Old 02-09-2006, 06:45 PM #12 (permalink)  
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lizards dont take orders from swine...
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Old 02-09-2006, 06:53 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Hi, what the fuck happened to this thread?
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Old 02-09-2006, 07:03 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Hi, what the fuck happened to this thread?
Somehow managed to get past your posts and make it worth something.

And lizards would get a nice fat taste of Headhog's black-hand.

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Old 02-09-2006, 09:28 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:32 PM #16 (permalink)  
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And lizards would get a nice fat taste of Headhog's black-hand.

'nuffsaid.
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Old 02-10-2006, 12:33 AM #18 (permalink)  
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And lizards would get a nice fat taste of Headhog's black-hand.

'nuffsaid.
Powerless when A) in close proximity to pizza and B) on their backs.

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Old 02-10-2006, 01:11 AM #19 (permalink)  
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thats when they call in this guy...



I mean come on.. the king of the lizards favorite past time is killing asians, really you have no further arguement.
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Old 02-10-2006, 01:16 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Didn't we already do this?

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Old 02-10-2006, 02:05 AM #21 (permalink)  
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you guys need to grow up. one day, youll hit 40 and be like wow..im drawing a penis in godzilla's mouth and im 40.
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Old 02-10-2006, 02:07 AM #22 (permalink)  
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you guys need to grow up. one day, youll hit 40 and be like wow..im drawing a penis in godzilla's mouth and im 40.
And i'll pat myself on the back and then my trophy wife on the ass.

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you guys need to grow up. one day, youll hit 40 and be like wow..im drawing a penis in godzilla's mouth and im 40.
And i'll pat myself on the back and then my trophy husband on the ass.
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you guys need to grow up. one day, youll hit 40 and be like wow..im drawing a penis in godzilla's mouth and im 40.
And i'll pat myself on the back and then my trophy 8 year old girl who I offered candy then kidnapped on the ass.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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rilla you see what happens when you fuck with the lizards?
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